Caption Contest

August 30th, 2013 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

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Enter your captions below. As always, they should be funny, not nasty. Enjoy.

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51 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Rob Hosking (77 comments) says:

    “Crushing cars is for wusses. Watch me crush this Alsatian!!”

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  2. Peter (1,688 comments) says:

    Time to go Mallard hunting, boy.

    I’ll show you how….

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  3. wikiriwhis business (3,883 comments) says:

    ‘How does she walk on two legs…incredible.”

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  4. Judith (8,532 comments) says:

    ” I think I’ll call you Fisher… you won’t have to think for yourself, I’ll give you a list of the 34 things you can pretend you don’t like”

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  5. David Garrett (6,966 comments) says:

    I think I’ll call him ‘Simon’… barking “to heel Simon!” will remind me of happy days…

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  6. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    Given the criteria you’ve imposed I’m afraid I’ve nothing. Which is a shame – such rich material!

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  7. jims_whare (403 comments) says:

    If I said ‘three puppies in a row’ would that earn me demerit points?

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  8. wikiriwhis business (3,883 comments) says:

    Release is so not the happy moment I dreamed it would be. But am I being released or…….

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  9. expat (4,048 comments) says:

    Little Grant Roberston adopted into a good home.

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  10. seabreezeent (31 comments) says:

    Where’s the Little River Band when ya need them?

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  11. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    He’s perfect. Can you knock him on the head, gut him and turn him into a handbag while I wait?

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  12. tamati (70 comments) says:

    One of these crushes bones and terrifies her enemies, the other one is a puppy.

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  13. Dirty Rat (383 comments) says:

    Would anyone know the difference if I removed my lipstick ?

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  14. Lance (2,620 comments) says:

    Consider yourself lucky, when I cut your balls off you will be asleep, unlike some others.

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  15. Pete Macaulay (47 comments) says:

    “I want to get out and bite a crook’s bum” “Me too, if you let go of me”

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  16. Nookin (3,264 comments) says:

    Flipper and Judith Collins make up.

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  17. Viking2 (11,348 comments) says:

    Rottweiler cuddles Alsatian.

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  18. flipper (3,947 comments) says:

    Nookin…..
    very droll….
    But the vultures at Ravensbruck probably looked after their attack dogs as well….

    Actually, it shows where Collins’ interests really are…. :)

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  19. burt (8,190 comments) says:

    Come on Jacinda – open your mouth and show us those teeth we all love !

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  20. Nigel Kearney (970 comments) says:

    Some politicians are dog people, some are dead fish people.

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  21. Nigel Kearney (970 comments) says:

    Collins prepares to seek the position of welfare minister in the next cabinet reshuffle.

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  22. Griff (7,270 comments) says:

    Collins displays dolphin hunting wolf puppy.

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  23. ross69 (3,652 comments) says:

    Collins holds that puppy like a father holds a soiled nappy.

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  24. SGA (983 comments) says:

    “No thank you, I prefer lapdogs”

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  25. Alan Wilkinson (1,866 comments) says:

    One barks, the other bites.

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  26. David Garrett (6,966 comments) says:

    flipper: perhaps you dont realise…that shot is taken at Wiri womens prison…women in the self care units there can look after a pup as part of their rehabilitation…way off beam with that snide criticism old boy…

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  27. mavxp (496 comments) says:

    One is the legacy of Kate Sheppard, the other a German Shepherd :)

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  28. Samuel Smith (276 comments) says:

    “We’ll teach Steven a lesson wont we”

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  29. slightlyrighty (2,506 comments) says:

    I shall call him “Snapper”

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  30. flipper (3,947 comments) says:

    DG….
    I feel suitably chastised, but unrepentant since I have just finished spending about 90 minutes re-reading the Thomas RC report (frightening similarities to the Bain situation, but don’t get me started), and Binnie’s demolition of “34 Point Fisher” – observations that purport to be a peer review of Binnie. Fisher may be a part time academic these days, so that explasins why he has forgotten the principles that underpin a real “peer review”.

    H A N W End DG

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  31. Tristan (63 comments) says:

    When I’m Prime Minster in a few years this will be my Minister of Welfare

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  32. BlueSilver (24 comments) says:

    It was only after his castration that Andrew Little finally realized that all that barking at the Justice Minister had really not been a good idea.

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  33. unaha-closp (1,157 comments) says:

    Politicians to look after puppies, new hopes of rehabilitation.

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  34. David Garrett (6,966 comments) says:

    flipper: Reading the Thomas RC report during billable time? You must be a partner!!

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  35. RRM (9,770 comments) says:

    You don’t keep a dog and bark yourself.

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  36. muggins (3,341 comments) says:

    flipper,
    Have a read of this.

    http://roadkillradio.com/2012/12/15/roadkill-radio-news-judge-who-wrote-decision-in-drive-for-justice-simpson-v-mair-case-is-blasted-by-nz-government-over-flawed-report/

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  37. Judith (8,532 comments) says:

    @ muggins

    The one thing we do know is Binnie was never declared insane, unfortunately your Canadian friend cannot say the same. :-) You really need to check the mental health background of someone before you recommend them!

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  38. Bad__Cat (140 comments) says:

    “I think I’m being held by the Leader of the Pack”

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  39. muggins (3,341 comments) says:

    Judith
    Are you sure Binnie was never declared insane?

    Also, I am not recommending anyone.
    Stop making things up.
    David Bain lied to Binnie and Binnie should have realised that.

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  40. muggins (3,341 comments) says:

    Judith
    Please supply link to Kari Simpson’s mental health background.

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  41. SPC (5,537 comments) says:

    He should be full size by the time I am PM and he will make for a good deputy PM, trained to be loyal and stare down Joyce at Cabinet meetings.

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  42. NK (1,218 comments) says:

    Judith taking her pets over to No Minister where she will now blog occasionally: http://www.nominister.blogspot.co.nz/2013/08/news-flash-judith-collins-to-join-no.html

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  43. muggins (3,341 comments) says:

    Judith ,
    Have a read of this .

    http://www.driveforjustice.com/tag/kari-simpson/

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  44. big bruv (13,686 comments) says:

    “when you grow up you can have lots of fun chewing on Labour and Green voters’

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  45. Tauhei Notts (1,678 comments) says:

    For God’s sake, David Cunliffe, leave it alone; anybody can see that the bitch is on the right.

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  46. Don the Kiwi (1,684 comments) says:

    “Whew………at least she hasn’t got me by the balls !! “

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  47. Black with a Vengeance (1,770 comments) says:

    This bitch needs a stylist.

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  48. Dirty Rat (383 comments) says:

    Now John, I realise you are trying to be everything to everyone, but this cute puppy routine must stop

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  49. the absorber (1 comment) says:

    metaphor 1 0 1, PR puppy sweaty

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  50. joana (1,983 comments) says:

    Which one is the bitch?

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  51. ChardonnayGuy (1,197 comments) says:

    Collins takes photo opportunity alongside desperate ACT candidate for 2014.

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