A Labor glossary

September 7th, 2013 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar

Some amusing entries at the Labor Glossary.

Democracy
noun
A series of poorly managed focus groups.

Equality
noun
The pursuit of the objective of preventing minorities and the underprivileged from abandoning support for Labor in numbers that would be electorally fatal, by doing the absolute bare minimum to address their grievances.

Fair
adjective
Anything that is believed to enhance Labor’s prospects in Western Sydney or other marginal electorates.

Surplus
noun
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2 Responses to “A Labor glossary”

  1. Redbaiter (10,443 comments) says:

    Ha ha, great comments, especially on “fair” and “equality”.

    The constant over use of these terms and in such sanctimonious and insincere tones is enough to make a man vomit in his beer.

    Anyone who votes for Rudd and his brain dead left wing cohorts to make their lives fairer or more equal is living in utter la la land.

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  2. gazzmaniac (2,306 comments) says:

    Red’s glossary
    dirty (insert expletive) commy/socialist
    Anyone who doesn’t subscribe precisely to Red’s eclectic world view.

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