Caption Contest

September 20th, 2013 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

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Oh dear, how can one resist a for this. As always captions should be funny, not nasty.

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64 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Redbaiter (10,398 comments) says:

    “Which one goes to the positive terminal again?”

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  2. geoff3012 (77 comments) says:

    WTF is that?

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  3. PaulL (5,446 comments) says:

    With the current price of copper, what’s this stuff worth if we rip it out of the ground?

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  4. Redbaiter (10,398 comments) says:

    “Which is the GCSB intercept wire?”

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  5. jacob (16 comments) says:

    Pull the other one John!

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  6. Fisiani (1,052 comments) says:

    The bullshit by fibre optic cable certainly does smell like Cunliffe

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  7. stigie (1,435 comments) says:

    I cant get my hand around it big Marn !!

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  8. Redbaiter (10,398 comments) says:

    So how many of these wires go to Kim Dotcom’s house?

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  9. EnJoyaday (1 comment) says:

    Don’t know about you .. but I prefer Thin Lizzy.

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  10. cha (4,137 comments) says:

    No, you can’t drink from it!

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  11. flipper (4,327 comments) says:

    It does NoT belong to a horse. ….

    :)
    PS..
    They are regarded as a delicacy in Kharzakstan !

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  12. PhilP (163 comments) says:

    Chris Tremain smiles “Mine’s bigger than yours haha”

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  13. Ed Snack (1,937 comments) says:

    …and I thought that unshielded twisted pair referred to some kind of kinky gay marriage setup…

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  14. Redbaiter (10,398 comments) says:

    So this will increase my torrent download speed by how many percent?

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  15. cha (4,137 comments) says:

    So this is the big gay rainbow Maurice was talking about.

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  16. jcuk (756 comments) says:

    I wonder how NSA get into individual wires.

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  17. Richard29 (377 comments) says:

    “…John closed his eyes as he wrapped his hand firmly around the thick shaft, the workmen watched and smiled”

    Excerpt from the new National Party book – Fifty Shades of Ultra Fast Broadband

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  18. cha (4,137 comments) says:

    Next – a lesson in how to breast feed your shovel.

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  19. duggledog (1,620 comments) says:

    I can see Helen Clark from here

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  20. duggledog (1,620 comments) says:

    For what we are about to receive…

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  21. the conservative (67 comments) says:

    Hey, man, pass that joint to me.

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  22. RRM (10,099 comments) says:

    Bob the Builder :-)

    Can we fix it?

    No, it’s FUCKED.

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  23. RRM (10,099 comments) says:

    Of course the real cable will be much longer than this.

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  24. Redbaiter (10,398 comments) says:

    So this will give me a direct link to the CIA?

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  25. RRM (10,099 comments) says:

    Boss we dug that trench like you said.

    But this came up in the digger…

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  26. Positan (396 comments) says:

    Surely they didn’t get all of that out of David Shearer …

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  27. PaulL (5,446 comments) says:

    In Australia, they’d have given me my own hi-viz vest. What are we, too cheap?

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  28. Nostalgia-NZ (5,318 comments) says:

    This is not what I meant when I said cut all diplomatic ties with Syria.

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  29. double d (225 comments) says:

    seriously ….. I have this thing growing out my chin and …. ouch …. it hurts when you tug it.

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  30. John (4 comments) says:

    Looks like you got a cable from Labour. I recognise those rainbow colours. Yep, unravelling and frayed at the edges.

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  31. Ian McK (237 comments) says:

    Is that Jacinda’s tail?

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  32. Sector 7g (242 comments) says:

    “Lucky this is just a photo op, otherwise the poor camera man would have had to wait to get an action shot like this until after i had done my induction, put on my personal protective gear, filled out the permit to work and job safety analysis forms, inspected the area for any hazards that may have evolved during my time filling out the paper work and then performed a step back 5 x 5 in case we missed anything.”

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  33. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    It was Helens broom stick but we gave it a trim

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  34. edhunter (554 comments) says:

    As a member of the helmet brigade I never realised it could look so big!

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  35. SGA (1,252 comments) says:

    Perhaps outsourcing the colonoscopy department wasn’t such a great idea.

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  36. Johnboy (17,015 comments) says:

    “Well it does smell like fish, but I still don’t believe Snapper could bite my arse that hard!” :)

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  37. David in Chch (523 comments) says:

    I can see the light!

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  38. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    What’s this? PRISM?

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  39. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    Hold it up a bit I think I see a bug…

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  40. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    Eat your heart out Nándor Tánczos…

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  41. Johnboy (17,015 comments) says:

    Jeeze. I never realised Lexington Steel met his end in a pickle slicer!

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  42. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    Which ones are traditional Maori?

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  43. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    Is this what you see when you pull the knob off?

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  44. Dennis Horne (2,403 comments) says:

    Smells expensive.

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  45. Fletch (6,522 comments) says:

    Mr Key, meeting with inventors, examines the connections of the world’s first bionic penis.

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  46. Black with a Vengeance (1,868 comments) says:

    Best thing ever for cleaning my sockpuppets before shoving a hand up them again.

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  47. the pigman (1 comment) says:

    “Look Muzza, I know my hair plugs are looking a bit rubbish, but I just don’t think these are the right colour or gauge…”

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  48. Duxton (658 comments) says:

    Grant Robertson could have cleaned it after he used it….

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  49. Mark1 (92 comments) says:

    BWAV mate you don’t belong here. I know you’re trying to match it with the big boys and I’m sure you’re big on “Apia FM” but here in the real world you’re a bit of a joke. A coconut in more ways than one eh?

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  50. Black with a Vengeance (1,868 comments) says:

    That’s a piss poor caption Mark1!

    Kiwiblog is the real world huh?…lighten up asshole and get a fucking real life ya loser!

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  51. Duxton (658 comments) says:

    Yo bro Black! Dats it man! Stick it up dose righties. Youse choice, bro. Youse fullez raises da standid here.

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  52. ChardonnayGuy (1,231 comments) says:

    Stephen Joyce has had a short circuit?! Nooooooooooo!!!!

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  53. Snarkle (118 comments) says:

    Can I help? No, I’m a frayed knot.

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  54. Black with a Vengeance (1,868 comments) says:

    Extra chur bowl D ;)

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  55. noskire (835 comments) says:

    Sir, we believe we’ve located the source of the Novopay fault.

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  56. mikemikemikemike (334 comments) says:

    When I said unbundled fibre, this is not what I had in mind!

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  57. edd (157 comments) says:

    “When I close my eyes I can feel the information flowing through me.”

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  58. Mark1 (92 comments) says:

    BWAV I’m on $110k pa with 4 kids and a wife with big jugs. I’m doing alright pal.

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  59. Andrew (59 comments) says:

    “Chris, what did you say they did with these in Taradale?”

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  60. sbk (313 comments) says:

    Hello..Hello…Hello….cant seem to get a answer…are your sure this is the direct link ?.

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  61. mavxp (483 comments) says:

    To demonstrate the advanced capability of the new fiber network, John Key posted on his facebook page by closing his eyes and rubbing his hand up and down a shaft of fiber cable.

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  62. Shunda barunda (2,986 comments) says:

    “John Key claims to have a firm grasp on issues facing stiff industrial growth.”

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  63. KevinH (1,253 comments) says:

    Comes all the way from Labour HQ, Helengrad, no wonder Shearer stumbled on his words, and where was it plugged in?

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  64. valeriusterminus (229 comments) says:

    Hey Mark that’s copper – we gotta take fibre To the Market.

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