Caption contest

October 24th, 2013 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

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Captions below. As always, funny not nasty.

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38 Responses to “Caption contest”

  1. first time caller (384 comments) says:

    There’s never a loo when you want one…

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  2. Judith (7,466 comments) says:

    ‘If I hold my wine glass right here, she may not notice how ‘excited’ I am to see her’.

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  3. liarbors a joke (1,069 comments) says:

    ‘ If I hold my purse right here , he might not notice how excited I was to see him’

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  4. George Patton (347 comments) says:

    Luigi Wewege had her first.

    #youkillingmebaby

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  5. Rob Hosking (75 comments) says:

    “I don’t care how many nasty things he writes on Twitter about me, Peter Dunne is NOT getting his bowtie back.”

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  6. Tom Jackson (2,458 comments) says:

    Help! It’s Freaky Friday!

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  7. Enzo (44 comments) says:

    “The queue for the bathroom is soooo looooong… Wait, I’ve got an idea…”

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  8. Sir Cullen's Sidekick (783 comments) says:

    It ain’t Brown and Bevan…

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  9. beaneedad (2 comments) says:

    Now Sam, can I give you a tour of the Ngati Whatua room?

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  10. 2boyz (250 comments) says:

    Poor old Murray, had been heard on a number of occasions to say how he hated Ginga’s and then as fate would have it!

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  11. Sidey (248 comments) says:

    You can tell he knows that her purse is actually a tazer.

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  12. Manolo (13,323 comments) says:

    A young lady attending an Egyptian mummy exhibition.

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  13. Ryan Sproull (7,027 comments) says:

    “With the Daleks defeated again, my dear, I can show you the whole of time and space!”

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  14. Super Guest (13 comments) says:

    “After – Before. Doc Chow revitalising cream will take you from bland as a manilla folder to hot as hell in only three weeks!”

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  15. cha (3,779 comments) says:

    Once upon a time I was the dude.

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  16. dubya (214 comments) says:

    “Finally”, said Murray, “a Ginga who obviously uses a Swiss Ball correctly”.

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  17. Rex Widerstrom (5,253 comments) says:

    One of these people is a naïve, ineffective and somewhat confused bimbo.

    The other is a redhead.

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  18. RRM (9,422 comments) says:

    The Debutante ball is an emotional time for any father…

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  19. duggie (20 comments) says:

    Dammit, my Tuxedo is leaking.

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  20. fr8traindigital (10 comments) says:

    She:”I wonder if he noticed me tickling his arse!”
    He: “I musn’t laugh until he takes the photo!”

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  21. noskire (831 comments) says:

    No caption, but as an aside, Sam isn’t a natural red-head, but she is smoking hot.

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  22. ChardonnayGuy (1,131 comments) says:

    Muzz was bitterly depressed that the caucus had decided to replace him with someone far more photogenic in East Coast Bays…

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  23. Samuel Smith (276 comments) says:

    “Talk about scoring out of my league”

    OR

    “I think Paula is more my type”.

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  24. lilman (883 comments) says:

    Feck,tell me this isn’t LenBrown?

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  25. SPC (5,334 comments) says:

    If his personal behaviour is like his workplace behaviour, he’ll have his hands in my purse to pay for the drinks.

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  26. Dave Stringer (182 comments) says:

    Quick
    Someone tell me who she is and why I should know that!

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  27. Doug (405 comments) says:

    Dave Stringer

    Samantha Hayes TV3 Ring a bell?

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  28. Patrick Starr (3,675 comments) says:

    Rebekah Brooks and Rupert Murdoch

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  29. KevinH (1,131 comments) says:

    You can take your finger out now Sam.

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  30. Dennis Horne (2,059 comments) says:

    Mac: “Golly Gosh this body paint doesn’t cover it! ”

    Len: “If you want your photo taken come now… “

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  31. Scott Chris (5,870 comments) says:

    A man
    With a bow tie
    Stands next to
    A Woman
    Clutching a purse.
    The woman smiles
    The man holds his wine glass awkwardly
    That is all.

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  32. Dennis Horne (2,059 comments) says:

    A man with a bow tie
    Stands hiding his fly
    Awkwardly his glass
    Disguises the pass
    That she didn’t buy.

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  33. Kleva Kiwi (281 comments) says:

    Suck it Brown. Mines a red head!

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  34. rouppe (913 comments) says:

    For all those calling her a redhead. That colour comes from a bottle, come on….

    Anyway, her left hand is hidden so caption:

    “Samantha, don’t squeeze so hard!”

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  35. Jack5 (4,569 comments) says:

    Standing in for Chthoniid this Thursday, we have McCulley’s bird of the week.

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  36. aquataur (49 comments) says:

    I said – Will you hold my glass not hold my arse !

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  37. Johnboy (14,876 comments) says:

    McCully vainly attempted to hide from John’s gaze that he was sticking up for a Red!

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  38. Pacifist Ninja (1 comment) says:

    “Here we are my lady; one glass of warm, bubbly, white wine. Fresh from the tap.”

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