Caption Contest

January 30th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by David Farrar

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Captions below. As always funny, not nasty. Enjoy.

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32 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Bill Ted (93 comments) says:

    Squidward

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  2. double d (225 comments) says:

    is that a rotting labour policy promise i smell…..

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  3. Peter (1,694 comments) says:

    I just stepped in some Labour.

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  4. igm (1,413 comments) says:

    Smells like “Tojo”!

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  5. slightlyrighty (2,096 comments) says:

    “and this is why none of the mud sticks…….”

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  6. Nostalgia-NZ (5,317 comments) says:

    So that is what is under Cunner’s kilt.

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  7. david (2,194 comments) says:

    Now I know why I don’t fly economy class.

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  8. Peter (1,694 comments) says:

    Could you just hold your breath for one moment, I can smell the lies on it from here, David.

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  9. labrator (1,851 comments) says:

    “The policy-smell-alyzer takes any policy idea and converts it into an easy to interpret smell. I’ll demo it with Cunliffe’s latest.”

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  10. Red (9 comments) says:

    You mean….. Lamb…. actually comes from…… LAMB ??????

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  11. Mobile Michael (472 comments) says:

    You didn’t warn me that Flight Plastics is on Wainui Road, Lower Hutt. I can still smell the odour left by Trevor Mallard from his trip past this morning…

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  12. Nick R (522 comments) says:

    Obama doesn’t have to put up with crap like this.

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  13. tedbear (153 comments) says:

    I hope it tastes better than it smells

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  14. wf (480 comments) says:

    I wouldn’t wear THIS on the catwalk. Jeez!

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  15. Auberon (779 comments) says:

    Damn, forgot Bronagh’s birthday again!

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  16. Joanne (177 comments) says:

    ‘I look a dork and I know it, but ewww what’s that stink under my shoe. Owww, it’s just Labour’.

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  17. Manolo (14,161 comments) says:

    Let’s operate and remove hemorrhoids from patient David Cunliffe.

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  18. martinh (1,272 comments) says:

    Yes airline food is shit

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  19. Steve (North Shore) (4,536 comments) says:

    It stinks in here – either a leftie, or someone farted

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  20. ciaron (1,448 comments) says:

    Slater’s done what?!

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  21. RightNow (7,014 comments) says:

    Ha @Bill Ted, that was my first thought too. Wonder if he knows how to make crabby patties.

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  22. lilman (972 comments) says:

    Join the Klan they said……… get out at nights they said……….sheets and petrol supplied they said……….not one mention of this rookie hat,wheres my pointy one, awwwwwwww shucks.

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  23. publicwatchdog (3,112 comments) says:

    To help save my pulling my hair out – the next time I lose a fight with Hone Harawira :(

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  24. SPC (5,664 comments) says:

    This makes me look like my mothers sister.

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  25. johnwellingtonwells (137 comments) says:

    Flight of the bumbling bee

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  26. jp_1983 (235 comments) says:

    Santa’s not real…

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  27. fr8traindigital (11 comments) says:

    I think I just smelt a Labour voter!

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  28. blondewithaniq (24 comments) says:

    Found itinerary of John Banks’ helicopter rides. Smelt like cabbages!

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  29. KevinH (1,253 comments) says:

    You have to come prepared for these coalition talks with Winston.

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  30. Richard Hurst (885 comments) says:

    Conservatives? ewwww….do I have to?

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  31. unitedtribes (30 comments) says:

    Well if its good enough for Turei

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  32. weizguy (95 comments) says:

    “If David Cunliffe pulled this face, my mates at the Herald would have a new favourite stock photo.”

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