Not realising it is satire

Joshua Drummond wrote a satirical anti-immunisation column (he is very much pro) and the comments are quite hilarious to read as some people did not realise it was satire.

Some highlights:

Vaccination is a lie. 

Plenty of people have tried to tell me different. But I know better.

When I was a child, I got measles and mumps. I'd been vaccinated for both. Oh, sure, some small, logical part of my brain tried to tell me that I'd probably recovered much faster from these illnesses than I would have had I not been vaccinated. But that's the thing with logic. You can't trust it. Science is based on logic and look where that's got us. Genetically engineered centipedechickens from KFC. But I digress. You can't trust logic. It's intuition you have to trust. I have intuition coming out my ears. My aura is indigo. My mind is wide, wide open. Information pours in. Splash! Just between us: I'm a bit of a genius. I've got a real knack for medical knowledge. The sheeple need someone to free them. And I've spend enough time reading medical-sounding articles on various natural health forums to know I can be that person.

I would have thought pretty obvious at this point.

I first realised this when I discovered the Internet had a great deal of information on vaccines that they don't want you to know. 's “they,” you ask? I'll tell you. It's them. Your nurse. Your family doctor. party. The Labour party. (Possibly not the Conservative party.) The Medical-Industrial-complex. The Great Vaccination Conspiracists. Unscrupulous electricity companies who generate power from the brains of autistic children. It's all possible. Except for vaccination. Vaccination simply doesn't work. Ignore the decades of scientific evidence. It's all fraudulent. It's all a lie. 

Sounds like the anti-fluoridation brigade!

Vaccination was, supposedly, first performed by Edward Jenner in the 18th century and further developed by Louis Pasteur, who discovered cures for smallpox and rabies, respectively (although I personally find this about as likely as the idea that humans walked on the moon.) Some hail these as heroes, and their work as saving the lives of millions. The truth is that these men are mass-murderers. Want to know who else used vaccines? The . They also used fluoride to keep their prisoners docile. I bet the Nazis even fluoridated their vaccines. The banality of evil. 

At this stage, anyone who hasn't twigged is very gullible!