Q&A with a guy with two penises

A fascinating and hilarious AMA (Ask Me Anything) session on Reddit with a guy who has two penises.

Most of it not safe for work. Had over 12,000 comments. Some extracts over the break so no one will see them who doesn’t want to.

A few comments which were most highly rated:

Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.

Problems we never have to worry about!

I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.

I wouldn’t say HOLY SHIT but I would think it.

Do you have a favorite?

Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol


How do women react when they find out?

varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol

Guys never say no 🙂

Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?


Double the fun!

You ever just surprise a partner with them? Just for shock value of “oh, yeah, forgot to mention I have two weiners.”

in my teens, yeah. it was priceless.


Has a female ever asked to put both inside her at once?

Yep. Many.

I would have thought you could get friction!

Do you alternate penis’ when you’re masturbating?

LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol

That’s like being in a two person kayak, and being the one who does no work, but still gets to the destination!

Do you twist your hips back and forth to try and get your penises to clap together?

they slap but not clap. lol

Happy Clappy.

have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

in my teens, yeah. but half of them bailed when they realized i was serious.

The guy says he is happy with the way he is because he has never known anything else. Definitely sounds like he enjoys life, which is good. Could muck you up big time.


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