Q&A with a guy with two penises

January 3rd, 2014 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

A fascinating and hilarious AMA (Ask Me Anything) session on Reddit with a guy who has two penises.

Most of it not safe for work. Had over 12,000 comments. Some extracts over the break so no one will see them who doesn’t want to.

A few comments which were most highly rated:

Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.

Problems we never have to worry about!

I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.

I wouldn’t say HOLY SHIT but I would think it.

Do you have a favorite?

Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol

Heh.

How do women react when they find out?

varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol

Guys never say no :-)

Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?

yep

Double the fun!

You ever just surprise a partner with them? Just for shock value of “oh, yeah, forgot to mention I have two weiners.”

in my teens, yeah. it was priceless.

Surprise!

Has a female ever asked to put both inside her at once?

Yep. Many.

I would have thought you could get friction!

Do you alternate penis’ when you’re masturbating?

LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol

That’s like being in a two person kayak, and being the one who does no work, but still gets to the destination!

Do you twist your hips back and forth to try and get your penises to clap together?

they slap but not clap. lol

Happy Clappy.

have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

in my teens, yeah. but half of them bailed when they realized i was serious.

The guy says he is happy with the way he is because he has never known anything else. Definitely sounds like he enjoys life, which is good. Could muck you up big time.

 

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5 Responses to “Q&A with a guy with two penises”

  1. Nostradamus (3,326 comments) says:

    Oh boy – this thread has Dime’s name written all over it! :)

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  2. cha (4,017 comments) says:

    Meet the twins.

    Are you snuggling in there?

    Nah, dog. We always got a bitch in the middle, every night. Let’s get this straight right now: ain’t no fag shit, ain’t no gay, incestuous shit about our gig. Understand that we grew up together… we’re the same person in two bodies. I know, telepathically, what he’s thinking before he says it. We can sense shit. We finish each other’s sentences—we’re that close. The longest we’ve EVER been apart was for two hours when he broke his arm, and once for six hours when I went to jail for a DUI.

    You were engaged to the same girl. Did you both propose?

    Yes. On Christmas. So we started sharing the same girls, obviously. Our first true love was this badass little cheerleader. She was a blonde chick and we loved her to death but her parents hated us, and she could never face society being with twins. It’s just not accepted.

    When you’re double-teaming a girl is it always double penetration?

    No, it’s one after another. And we have a rule: if he goes first one night, I go first the next night. Sometimes, with freaky ass bitches, we DP them. But we got big ass dicks, man. Girls don’t want this in their ass. We’re both blessed with 9-inch cocks. Bitches love us because we know how to fuck. That’s the reason you see us with all the badass bitches—we’re fucking them right. When it first pops off we might both get going on a chick, like she’ll start sucking my dick and he’ll start fucking her doggy. Then we flip it. Or we take turns. Or I might turn over and pass out and he’ll fuck her, and then when he busts that nut I come in. It’s good for the girl—she gets her shit off. She’s getting her orgasm, trust me. And we ain’t the best looking dude. We ain’t got no Ryan Sheckler face, but at the same time I’m charming. I got game. I know how to holler at girls.

    http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-nieratkos-the-twins-of-atlanta

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  3. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    I have two. One for the wife and another for the sheep! :)

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  4. lolitasbrother (694 comments) says:

    what audience are you writing to here Mr farrar

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  5. annie (539 comments) says:

    lolitasbrother (141 comments) says:
    January 3rd, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    what audience are you writing to here Mr farrar

    Whaleoil’s audience. Not a great look.

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