Whoops

January 30th, 2014 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar

A spy informs me that is a bit dry at the moment as ’ liquor license wasn’t renewed in time, and won’t be renewed until the end of the week.

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15 Responses to “Whoops”

  1. RightNow (6,994 comments) says:

    I expect a wee upturn in business for the Green Parrot.

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  2. Right of way is Way of Right (1,122 comments) says:

    Rumour has it that Winston’s Delirium tremens is registering on the Richter Scale.

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  3. notrotsky (84 comments) says:

    Stuff the lot of them, toughing morons should be working not gorging on our taxes.

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  4. igm (1,413 comments) says:

    “Tojo” Cunliffe probably has a stash of gifted saki!

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  5. Lindsay Addie (1,529 comments) says:

    Re Winston his wig will start going more grey than ever

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  6. david (2,557 comments) says:

    “Couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” springs to mind. If our bureaucracy can’t do the simple things right, how can we have confidence that they can handle the big ones?

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  7. peterwn (3,275 comments) says:

    Like the 1957 country song ‘The Pub with no Beer’. Rae’s Junction pub (SH8 and SH90 junction in Otago) was like that some years ago for the same reason.

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  8. slightlyrighty (2,475 comments) says:

    Won’t anybody think of Winston???

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  9. Brian of Mt Wgtn (22 comments) says:

    Poor ,poor drunkard Winston will be wobbling around the aisles of Parliament like a bear with a sore head. He will probably resort to carrying a brown paperbag for a few days.

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  10. beautox (422 comments) says:

    Can’t they just put a tap in the back of Winston’s head – there should be enough to keep 100MPs going for a month or so. Not like there’s any brains in there.

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  11. burt (8,275 comments) says:

    ** Breaking news ***

    Winston has said he’ll pay the $158,000 back immediately if the bar is reopened.

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  12. stigie (1,220 comments) says:

    ** Breaking news ***

    Winston has said “NO”…. he will not be paying back the $158,000 of taxpayer money !!~

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  13. SPC (5,643 comments) says:

    This explains Winston’s return to form when parliament opened for the year.

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  14. johnwellingtonwells (137 comments) says:

    Winston asks Mr Speaker for urgent leave until next week. Speaker says “keep your hair on”

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  15. Richard Hurst (859 comments) says:

    In other news following Bellamys’ failure to renew their liquor license in time Winston Peters was delayed for 1 hour after setting off the metal detectors at parliament several times. Over 37 metal hip flasks were found on or in one case in his person.

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