Our reptilian overlord?

February 13th, 2014 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

Stuff reports:

Who’s to say Prime Minister isn’t a reptilian overlord in disguise?

Key’s own office certainly can’t; its response to an official information request was that it had no data to disprove the theory.

The response came after Shane Warbrooke requested “any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke-style shape reptilian shifting alien ushering humanity towards enslavement”.

Key’s chief of staff responded this month, saying “no such information existed” to probable cries of “they would say that” from conspiracy theorists.

David Icke is a former British footballer and broadcaster who descended into ridicule after claiming he was the “Son of the Godhead” and promoting conspiracy theories, which he has since turned into books.

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are in fact reptilian.

It was a silly OIA request.

Everyone knows it is Joyce who is the true reptilian overlord.

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32 Responses to “Our reptilian overlord?”

  1. lolitasbrother (751 comments) says:

    you know how brilliant you are Farrar, you a prodigy, do not print rubbish

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  2. Ed Snack (1,927 comments) says:

    I for one, welcome our new lizard overlords….

    (had to be used…)

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  3. Roflcopter (466 comments) says:

    At least Darien Fenton is open about being one… doesn’t even wear a disguise.

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  4. lazza (382 comments) says:

    Newsflash …

    Kiwi political “Reptilian Overlord” long since deceased …..

    “Heh Heh Heeeh … Betcha wonder, Yessirree … where I’ve! got too … since I last played Narrator in the Rocky Horror Show?”.

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  5. lazza (382 comments) says:

    Lolitasbrother … “you know how brilliant you are Farrar, you a prodigy, do not print rubbish”

    Get a life and maybe get out a little more often.

    Maybe chill out on this (beautiful) utube … send to your love interest on “V” Day? … assuming you have one (would that be Lolitas Mother?)

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  6. Monty (980 comments) says:

    I always thought is was Clark ( nasty controlling, arrogant, sinister and aloof) who was the reptilian overload. and she never even disguised (morphed / shape shifted) herself

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  7. Chthoniid (2,047 comments) says:

    No data? I’m sure it wouldn’t take long to point out he has a synapsid rather than diapsid skull. Dental records should show his teeth has two roots, as per mammals, rather than the one of reptiles.

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  8. kowtow (8,778 comments) says:

    “Fuck off” would have sufficed.

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  9. AG (1,832 comments) says:

    Everyone knows it is Joyce who is the true reptilian overlord.

    Judith Collins will not be happy with you!

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  10. lolitasbrother (751 comments) says:

    lazza (259 comments) says: February 13th, 2014 at 11:24 am

    Maybe chill out on this (beautiful) utube … send to your love interest on “V” Day? … assuming you have one (would that be Lolitas Mother?)Thanks for that really great song lazza.

    Lazza
    Thanks for that beautiful song Lazza. Its normally not de rigeur to reply to personal comments but this is an exception, and i assume Farrar will allow this.
    I think Enya from Clannard sang it. It is utterly beautiful and i thank you for sending it.
    I am looking for music for my next film, and this is the best dream music.
    I saw Lolita the other day she lascivious as usual, my Wife eyed her up, Lolita said i like to eat now, my dear wife said OK and we ate

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  11. ross69 (3,652 comments) says:

    Referring to John Key as a reptile is an insult.

    To reptiles.

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  12. Ashley Schaeffer (513 comments) says:

    I voted for the Babylonian Brotherhood. Glad to see that no one can prove my vote was wasted.

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  13. wikiriwhis business (4,131 comments) says:

    I believe in the conspiracy that is quite evident to the open minded but lizard people no.

    Demonically filled people yes.

    The Devil offered Christ the kingdoms of this world and Christ never argued the Earth belonged to darkness.

    So do the people who run it. They’ve all sold their souls and would face huge consequences to admit their criminalities. They are all owned.

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  14. Yoza (1,913 comments) says:

    The reptilian overlords have been running Australia for a while now, you only need witness their feeble disguises starting with Bob Hawke and including every Prime Minister since. It was only a matter of time before they got here. They appear to be some sort of vanguard whose objective is to raise the atmospheric temperature of the planet to a point where it is unsurvivable for humans yet ideal for the coming waves of their reptilian brethren.

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  15. AG (1,832 comments) says:

    Dear wikiriwhis business,

    This exchange you are advertising – my soul in exchange for running the earth – interests me greatly. Do you have a contact email for the person offering it?

    Also, the demon presently infesting John Key … is it a Jikininki, a Nickar, a Aka Manah, or a Belphegor? And why won’t he tell us?

    This should be the number one election issue in 2014, to my mind.

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  16. RightNow (7,012 comments) says:

    Yoza, Gillard had a forked tongue and was definitely reptilian, but Rudd was just a gremlin.

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  17. gazzmaniac (2,307 comments) says:

    As I pointed out to my cousin on Facebook last night. John Key is not a reptile. He is a crab person.
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrBSbZMISvM&w=560&h=315

    [edit – Lazza, what is the HTML to get the video to embed properly?]

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  18. Yoza (1,913 comments) says:

    RightNow (6,111 comments) says:
    February 13th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    Yoza, Gillard had a forked tongue and was definitely reptilian, but Rudd was just a gremlin.

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a Youtube video of Rupert Murdoch catching a passing fly with his tongue.

    gazzmaniac (2,151 comments) says:
    February 13th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    [edit – Lazza, what is the HTML to get the video to embed properly?]

    Just drag the address from the Youtube tab and dump it in the Kiwiblog text box, wordpress and youtube do the rest.

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  19. thedavincimode (6,877 comments) says:

    Uglytruth

    Are you going to complain to the Ombudsman about this unhelpful reply?

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  20. ChardonnayGuy (1,216 comments) says:

    Well, that explains the failure of a certain US Republican amphibian who tried to best Mitt Romney for the presidential nomination back in 2012. No wonder he failed! The salamander-like former speaker was the wrong species and evolutionarily unsuited for the alien reptiles. Incidentally, isn’t it supposed to be the Windsors that are the extraterrestrials in question according to the icky Mr Icke? :)

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  21. Nostradamus (3,433 comments) says:

    Wow – I’m amazed that UglyTruth hasn’t commented on this thread yet!

    After all, it was UglyTruth who provided the popcorn on this thread:

    UglyTruth (2,167 comments) says:
    September 24th, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    So you are going to go with “the queen is a lizard”?

    No. All I’m saying is that there is enough seriously odd evidence to consider the possibility than a malevolent alien force or species has an active interest in western political institutions. It’s an outcome of the denial of the nature of UFOs, the western history of treachery and genocide, the Bohemian Grove connection between western elites and the occult, and the association between genocide, Nazis, the occult, and the Bush crime family.

    The rest of that thread is worth reading!

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  22. Scott Chris (6,177 comments) says:

    Everyone knows it is Joyce who is the true reptilian overlord.

    Yeah. And Gerry Brownlee is really Jabba the Hut.

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  23. Longknives (4,887 comments) says:

    I’d take an evil reptilian overlord over the Greens any day!

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  24. Scott Chris (6,177 comments) says:

    I’m amazed that UglyTruth hasn’t commented on this thread yet!

    He’s been abducted. Again.

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  25. eszett (2,431 comments) says:

    Who’s to say Prime Minister John Key isn’t a reptilian overlord in disguise?

    I wonder what Colin Craig’s take on this is?
    “I don’t know and when I don’t know I am quite happy to say I don’t know”?

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  26. Steve (North Shore) (4,591 comments) says:

    And the leftie raving nutbars attack John Key again. Can’t you tossers come up with something positive like Labour Policy before and after the Election? Nope? Just attack John Key. Oh wait, Labours’ Polocies? what is that? lie and tax?

    But wait there is more – the full moon is on Saturday wankers

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  28. Yoza (1,913 comments) says:

    Steve (North Shore) (4,188 comments) says:
    February 13th, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    And the leftie raving nutbars attack John Key again

    This is just the kind of smoke screen those of us who know the truth have come to expect from the reptilian overlord’s minions!

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  30. wf (466 comments) says:

    Elina Guranca’s version is wonderfully operatic, but my favorite is Enya, from her 1991 album.

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J7n52gpjSY&w=560&h=315

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  31. Andronicus (219 comments) says:

    Good to see a slice of humour in politics.

    There is something reptilian about Key, but I can’t decide whether he is a slithery snake or a lounging lizard.

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  32. Ben Dover (526 comments) says:

    That is Hilarious
    The Guy is a nut job but it is no less or more nutty than GST and some economic theories and ideologies
    that are now Mainstream

    But before you put your Tin foil skull caps on

    I think you could be insulting reptiles if comparing the worlds elite to them – they reptiles at least know how to survive

    and you people who are known the world over as being fond of sheep should study babylon

    My favourite conspiracy which is Actually True which Kiwis who March around Tongariro
    and who live in a Nuclear Free NZ thanks to David Lange is

    U May be interested in is ……de de do do de de do do

    Wait for it ………

    The Taranaki Nuclear test in Australia?

    Ask yourself Why a Nuclear Test in Australia has a Maori Name? Eh?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

    3/Taranaki October 9, 1957 06:45:– ACST
    Maralinga range, SAU: Taranaki 29.8948°S 131.5916°E 180 m (590 ft) + 300 m (980 ft) balloon weapons development 26.6 kt [19][20][21]

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