Canadian regulator says porn channels need more local content!

March 13th, 2014 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar

CBC reports:

The federal broadcast regulator wants the naked truth about a couple of porn channels.

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission says AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx may not be airing enough Canadian content or closed captioning.

The X-rated specialty channels are supposed to air 35 per cent Canadian programming over the broadcast year and 90 per cent of its content should have captioning.

As part of proposed licence renewals, the commission plans to hear evidence on the apparent non-compliance.

That will be a fun channel to be a captioner for!

Also I wonder how they classify content as local. Does it have to be filmed in Canada or just use Canadian “actors”?

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21 Responses to “Canadian regulator says porn channels need more local content!”

  1. Manolo (13,516 comments) says:

    I await the sage advice and opinion from our own dime, KB’s porn expert and flesh supremo.

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  2. anonymouse (708 comments) says:

    Captioners are already having keeping gay lovers out of their ukrainian subtitles, why inflict this on them as well.

    http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/mar/07/russian-minister-branded-gay-lover-in-channel-4-subtitle-gaffe

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  3. dime (9,662 comments) says:

    canadian porn is like canadians in general – too dam nice!

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  4. Albert_Ross (270 comments) says:

    should feature plenty of beavers.

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  5. ShawnLH (4,431 comments) says:

    Cripes, you couldn’t make this kind of comedy up. It’s like an episode of Yes Minister.

    “The federal broadcast regulator”

    I think I may have identified the problem :)

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  6. Rich Prick (1,633 comments) says:

    Or they could do as the Greens do, and have a sign-language interpreter on the set.

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  7. ShawnLH (4,431 comments) says:

    The idea of Canadian porn just seems kinda……..disturbing.

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  8. Huevon (211 comments) says:

    Example #45389 of retarded big state Leftist thinking…

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  9. Vinick (215 comments) says:

    “I’m not your buddy, guy!”

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  10. Steve Wrathall (260 comments) says:

    At least the statists are being consistent: If Kanuk pornmongers pay the same taxes then why shouldn’t they get the same subsidies?

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  11. burt (8,023 comments) says:

    Also I wonder how they classify content as local. Does it have to be filmed in Canada or just use Canadian “actors”?

    Neither, they just need to use maple syrup in the scenes ….

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  12. CrazyIvan (88 comments) says:

    Eeek, Canadian closed captions

    “Wot’s that all aboot?”
    “They grow ‘em big in Newfoundland, eh?”

    This ruling might create a whole new meaning to the term “Mountie films”…

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  13. Ed Snack (1,794 comments) says:

    I believe that Canadian Porn consists of (non-gay porn that is) a woman slowly and lasciviously removing her long, woollen, underwear. (exposing her polyprop undies…)

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  14. tas (596 comments) says:

    The world’s largest porn site is headquartered in Montreal.

    What else are you going to do when it’s so cold out?

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  15. 2boyz (255 comments) says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4

    Classic and I believe he was a Canadian.

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  16. ChardonnayGuy (1,183 comments) says:

    Sorry to disappoint you, lads, but as both of the offending :) :) :) channels screened gay porn, I don’t think there’ll be any beavers on display at any time. Not unless there’s a nature shoot :) Still, it’s a good point (…) Incidentally, Australians are insanely jealous of Kiwi blokes because of our (ahem) outstanding (…) natural endowments (…) All right, David, yes, I’ll stop the double entendres now.

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  17. Scott (1,736 comments) says:

    That is just classic liberal madness in action! Pornography is okay, having sex with complete strangers on tape is fine!

    The really important moral questions for liberals are the amount of local content and are the “actors” being paid the minimum wage?

    Are all Liberals completely nuts?

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  18. Tauhei Notts (1,644 comments) says:

    Canadian actors = okay.
    Canadian actresses = mostly butt ugly.

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  19. leftyliberal (642 comments) says:

    Evangeline Lilly
    Elisha Cuthbert
    Anna Paquin (born in .ca)
    Rachel McAdams
    Ellen Page
    Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Neve Campbell
    Cobie Smulders
    Carrie-Anne Moss
    Mia Kirshner
    Trisha Helfer
    Malin Akerman
    Estella Warren
    Grace Park
    Erica Durance
    Sarah Chalke
    Kristen Kreuk
    Laura Vandervoort
    Shenae Grimes
    Jill Hennessy

    And for those after the older ladies, you could always go for Pam Anderson or Kim Cattrall?

    That should leave ya’ll google imaging for a bit…

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  20. nickb (3,675 comments) says:

    Canadian actors = okay.
    Canadian actresses = mostly butt ugly.

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  21. nasska (10,897 comments) says:

    Tauhei

    ….”Canadian actors = okay.
    Canadian actresses = mostly butt ugly.”….

    Don’t jump to conclusions….if you follow the link you’ll find no less than 4126 Canadian porn movies free to download.

    Ref: http://www.tubegalore.com/Canadian%257CCanada-tube/23329-1/page0/

    Come back when you’re certain they’ve all been hit by the ugly stick…..say September or October. :)

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