Caption Contest

May 9th, 2014 at 4:16 pm by David Farrar

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From last night’s press freedom debate. Photo (c) Laura McQuillan

Captions below. As always funny, not nasty.

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23 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. LaurenWallis101 (1 comment) says:

    Metiria: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

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  2. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    Annette didn’t really believe what they said down the union hall, ‘kiss a Tory and you’ll become one,’ but when push came to shove it gave her quite a scare.

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  3. Huevon (222 comments) says:

    “Man, I’m so wasted right now. Can hardly see anything. Whoa…is Annette King getting some?”

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  4. RightNow (6,994 comments) says:

    Paul Goldsmith fails sobriety test.

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  5. edhunter (546 comments) says:

    Beer Goggles, getting ugly chicks laid since forever.

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  6. hmmokrightitis (1,590 comments) says:

    “Who’s the dummy?”

    “God knows, too many to pick from!”

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  7. Drp (8 comments) says:

    this week … inappropriate action from national members see labour get kiss of life

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  8. dubya (235 comments) says:

    Paul kept the member for Rongotai distracted whilst the sculptor rushed to retrieve Annette’s infamous Swiss Ball, in an eleventh hour attempt to correct the Metiria Turei dummy to realistic proportions.

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  9. seanmaitland (500 comments) says:

    Annette King demoted from front bench because she was acting too heterosexual

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  10. Sir Cullen's Sidekick (888 comments) says:

    “Somebody told me if you kiss a frog it will turn into a princess”…..

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  11. Sir Cullen's Sidekick (888 comments) says:

    Paddy Labour Gower – Kiss me Annete, I am Labour”

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  12. Judith (8,534 comments) says:

    Goldsmith tests new ways of shutting Labour up!

    The manual is being checked to see if the method breaches House rules.

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  13. KapitiCoast (114 comments) says:

    No matter if a Labour Socialist hanger on…it just shows every King loves the feeling and taste of gold!

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  14. secondcumming (92 comments) says:

    “yuk!!…you didn’t come with Konrad did ya”?

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  15. Don the Kiwi (1,750 comments) says:

    Are they sucking or blowing ??? ;-)

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  16. Ryan Sproull (7,115 comments) says:

    “You’ve had ages! It’s my turn!”

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  17. Rich Prick (1,700 comments) says:

    As a dental nurse this is how I check for cavities in younger men now, Daren told me so. Although at the time, I did think the prostrate exam technique he also told me about was a bit personal. And yicky.

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  18. Johnboy (16,516 comments) says:

    Under the watchful eye of the Oravida pinup Queen Paul probes for a cavity in Annette’s milk teeth.

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  19. Jack5 (5,137 comments) says:

    Hmm, Len, excuse me.

    Len! Len! Len! excuse me!

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  20. Dirty Rat (383 comments) says:

    “I told you Cameron Slater is awesome”

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  21. HC (154 comments) says:

    Some men like dominant women, I suppose, and this snapshot may also tell us, hey beer, wine and more loosen people up, we may look forward to a “grand coalition” soon, with the hypocrisy in both National and Labour reaching sky high. I am aghast at hypocrisy and will definitely vote for a “small” party this time, how sickening these over staying MPs are.

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  22. Steve Wrathall (284 comments) says:

    Unlike Farrar, Goldsmith makes it all the way to the Death Zone.

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  23. Richard Hurst (855 comments) says:

    “….in other news tonight doctors report that by showing patients a single image they can now induce vomiting in poisoning cases without drugs, fingers down throat or resorting to stomach pumping. Due to BSA restrictions we cannot show you this image but it has proved to be 100% effective in every case.”

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