Caption Contest

June 2nd, 2014 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar

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From Gareth Hughes on Facebook.

Captions below. As always, funny not nasty.

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26 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Brian Smaller (4,023 comments) says:

    George Takei assured me that not all Red-shirts get it in the end.

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  2. redqueen (567 comments) says:

    ‘The Green energy policy is finally put into context: science fiction.’

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  3. Manolo (13,837 comments) says:

    Weird, very weird.

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  4. gryfon (18 comments) says:

    Unforeseen side effect of the Greens’ new ‘mandatory truth in advertising’ policy forces Hughes to dress as a Space Cadet.

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  5. mara (788 comments) says:

    I’m going to be home late for dinner. Mummy WILL be cross.

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  6. Don the Kiwi (1,763 comments) says:

    Oooh don’t I look cute
    In my Captain America suit !

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  7. gravedodger (1,566 comments) says:

    Great new PJs and now I’m red on the outside to.

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  8. Kimble (4,440 comments) says:

    Greens slogan is blocked; Im pretty sure half the spam I get is telling me that my internet is being invaded.

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  9. Rob Hosking (77 comments) says:

    “Live long, but you can forget the ‘prosper’ thing.”

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  10. Judith (8,534 comments) says:

    Not even their mother can tell them apart (well not since she started smoking that green stuff)

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  11. Tarquin North (305 comments) says:

    I’ts life Clint but not as anyone else wants it.

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  12. Lindsay (148 comments) says:

    It’s the Greens, Jim, but not as we know them.

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  13. Lindsay (148 comments) says:

    Tarquin, Sheer coincidence:-) Like yours better.

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  14. holysheet (397 comments) says:

    Hey Clint where’s my green shirt?

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  15. Peter (1,713 comments) says:

    I can’t caption this without using a very bad word. So I won’t.

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  16. noskire (842 comments) says:

    Beam me up Scotty, about six inches or so.

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  17. adze (2,126 comments) says:

    “Our Prime directive is to always interfere!”

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  18. marcw (249 comments) says:

    And we will ban measles immunisation because it’s not safe. There’s lots of proof on the interweb.

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  19. G152 (349 comments) says:

    No, no, Santa -gives- presents and anyway thats the wrong red suit

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  20. Martin Gibson (247 comments) says:

    It was the insect eyes that gave the imposter away. I moved my phaser off stun . . .

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  21. 2boyz (262 comments) says:

    I’m just glad the twat didn’t dress as a Jedi or Storm Trooper :)

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  22. Sir Cullen's Sidekick (890 comments) says:

    Beam me up Normie!

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  23. Pharmachick (235 comments) says:

    I cannie change the Laws of Physics Jim… this is as far as my tummy sucks in.

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  24. goldnkiwi (1,311 comments) says:

    How one looks and feels after making a flax basket in space.

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  25. sHr0oMaN (26 comments) says:

    Cadet Hughs beams down to deliver bad news to the con: Not all redshirts die

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  26. sooty (64 comments) says:

    Makes a change from short pants and school cap.

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