Damn Aussies

June 16th, 2014 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

Stuff reports:

Other incidents included a 25-year-old Australian man being arrested for urinating on a shop window and into his own mouth. He was charged with offensive behaviour.

One has to be seriously intoxicated to think that this is a good idea!

On a technical front, I suspect that is quite difficult to do. You would need to have quite a strong flow, point upwards, have good aim, calculate the angle just right for the rebound and also allow for the effect of gravity.

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20 Responses to “Damn Aussies”

  1. Brian Smaller (4,007 comments) says:

    …………..or just be really really drunk.

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  2. MT_Tinman (3,094 comments) says:

    I’ve always been too drunk to even try such a feat. :-)

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  3. martinh (1,257 comments) says:

    Only those with a small john thomas would consider this hard to do

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  4. Sam (498 comments) says:

    Only those with a small john thomas would leave a comment like that ;)

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  5. RRM (9,776 comments) says:

    Or be doing a handstand?

    You might have to brew another batch of the Kiwiblog Lager, and have a readers’ function to do some experiments?

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  6. RightNow (6,972 comments) says:

    I read it as him urinating on the shop window at first, and later into his own mouth, not concurrently. It suggested to me he might have been about to fall over backwards.

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  7. Judith (8,534 comments) says:

    I have images of all the ‘boys’ secretly rushing off to the toilets to try this and feeling inadequate when they realise they can’t.

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  8. Harriet (4,782 comments) says:

    probably homesick….Aussies have always preferred weak as piss lagers….. :cool:

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  9. RightNow (6,972 comments) says:

    I bet you can do it though Judith.

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  10. kowtow (8,183 comments) says:

    Then there was the guy with the really big wanger……..

    …….he used to stick it in his ear and go to fancy dress parties as a petrol pump.

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  11. Ashley Schaeffer (457 comments) says:

    Sadly Kowtow, with the modern petrol pump design, I fear that pearler will be completely lost on the generations to come.

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  12. Macfre (22 comments) says:

    There is the disturbing possibility that because its so hard he was actually a sober Aussie……

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  13. cha (3,935 comments) says:

    Obviously a practitioner of the ancient Australian art of Genital Origami – aka Aussie dick tricks.

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  14. kowtow (8,183 comments) says:

    Two brands of Aussie beer were sent to a lab for testing………..

    ………the returned report stated “both horses had a severe case of diabetes”.

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  15. goldnkiwi (1,262 comments) says:

    Not part of ‘puppetry of the penis?’ Must go see that sometime.

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  16. Northland Wahine (660 comments) says:

    Goldn… If you ever get the chance to see it, do! It’s hilarious!

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  17. Viking2 (11,368 comments) says:

    Here ya go.
    how it gets done.

    http://noisey.vice.com/blog/this-guy-pissed-in-his-own-mouth-at-a-trash-talk-show

    http://www.vice.com/read/pee-in-my-mouth

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  18. Sam (498 comments) says:

    “MT_Tinman (2,915 comments) says:
    June 16th, 2014 at 11:23 am

    I’ve always been too drunk to even try such a feat. :-)

    Whenever I’ve been too drunk it only lands on my feet. :-)

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  19. Left Right and Centre (2,933 comments) says:

    Not part of ‘puppetry of the penis?’ Must go see that sometime.

    Describes Labour pulling the strings of Cunliffe nicely.

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  20. ChardonnayGuy (1,197 comments) says:

    Partner has just said that ‘at least that bloke’s urine would taste better than the average Aussie beer.” As a teetotaller myself, I couldn’t possibly comment ;)

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