New Ziland Labours Weekly

June 4th, 2014 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

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  1. stigie (1,004 comments) says:

    Gardening with Grant….Fucking classic !~

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  2. geoff3012 (56 comments) says:

    “theres more to me than pikelets and chickens”

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fucken haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  3. shoreboy57 (137 comments) says:

    Made my day. F…ing brilliant

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  4. Rich Prick (1,635 comments) says:

    Heh, Annette “Full Moon” King.

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  5. virtualmark (1,522 comments) says:

    Shouldn’t that read “Labour’s Weakly”?

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  6. Alan (1,082 comments) says:

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  7. virtualmark (1,522 comments) says:

    Alan, you’ll have to explain the joke to me … just which part of the image is taking the piss out of someone because they’re gay

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  8. mikenmild (11,246 comments) says:

    I don’t see it either. Or is any joke about Grant Robertson somehow homophobic?

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  9. RightNow (6,844 comments) says:

    “Let’s take the piss out of someone because they’re gay.”

    I don’t get it, where did that happen?

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  10. Alan (1,082 comments) says:

    Assuming it’s a real question I’ll answer, the “digging dirt” with Grant is a reference to sodomy.

    The term “Uphill gardener” is a common slur used for gays.

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  11. Keeping Stock (10,180 comments) says:

    Let’s take the piss out of someone because they’re gay.

    Where are they taking the piss out of Robertson because he’s gay? They’re taking this piss out of him because he’s Grant Robertson!

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  12. virtualmark (1,522 comments) says:

    Alan … really??? I’d say the “digging dirt” reference is to Grant Robertson’s campaign on Oravida.

    Maybe it’s your perspective that needs adjusting, not ours.

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  13. RightNow (6,844 comments) says:

    ” the “digging dirt” with Grant is a reference to sodomy”

    Sorry for not thinking like a bigot Alan, as you clearly do, but I thought it was a reference to his pursuit of scandals against National.

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  14. Alan (1,082 comments) says:

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  15. Longknives (4,686 comments) says:

    Alan is using the ‘Chris Carter’ defence…..
    If you say anything negative about him it’s “homophobia!!”

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  16. RF (1,345 comments) says:

    Alan. Time for your meds….. Perhaps you should double your dose.

    Maybe you might feel better back on the standard where they think like you.

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  17. OneTrack (2,818 comments) says:

    Once again, all the Labour supporters can think about is being gay.

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  18. big bruv (13,559 comments) says:

    I long for the day when Robertson becomes the leader of the Labour party. I do wonder how he will explain the inevitable further drop in the polls without having to mention that it might be because he is gay.

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  19. dime (9,667 comments) says:

    Alan – holy shit dude. How on earth did you get to the gay slur thing.

    digging dirt on other politicians man. Sheesh

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  20. rangitoto (221 comments) says:

    Alan’s obsession reminds me of a joke I heard years ago.

    A man in the psychs office gets shown a card with a straight line on it. The psych says “What does that remind you of?”. Man replies “A bed”. Psych hmms and shows the man a card with two straight lines. Man says “That’s a naked woman lying on the bed”. Psych tut tuts and shows a third card with three staright lines. Man says “That’s a couple having sex on the bed”. Psych says “Mr Man it appears that you are obsessed with sex. Man says “What do you mean! You’re the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures”.

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  21. Don the Kiwi (1,650 comments) says:

    Alan (987 comments) says:
    June 4th, 2014 at 5:15 pm
    Let’s take the piss out of someone because they’re gay.

    Yeah – bloody oath.

    The fat poofter deserves all he gets.

    There you are Alan; that’s really taking the piss because he’s gay. Salivate over it. ;-)

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  22. Brian Smaller (4,028 comments) says:

    Let’s take the piss out of someone because they’re gay….

    Assuming it’s a real question I’ll answer, the “digging dirt” with Grant is a reference to sodomy.

    The term “Uphill gardener” is a common slur used for gays.

    You learn something new every day.

    I am sure Alan got worked up into a lather every time his Labuor MP mates called a gay National MP Tinkerbell. Oh yeah – slurs are only slurs when Nats do it, intentionally or not.

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  23. Alan (1,082 comments) says:

    I don’t have any “labour mp mates”, in fact I’m almost certainly not going to vote for a left wing party this year, I didn’t last time round either.

    It was just in poor taste, I’m certain the implication was clear to the “reader” who created it, although I guess there is reasonable doubt involved when it was published here.

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  24. dishy (234 comments) says:

    Alan, it was in a taste no different to the rest of the cover page. If it really was intended as a sexuality-based slur, it would have referred to Grant as rinsing his salad, being good with colours etc.

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  25. calendar girl (1,203 comments) says:

    Alan, it’s been made pretty clear to you that none of us here, other than you, is familiar with the association you draw between gardening and being gay.

    Given your over-the-top insistence that everyone else must be aware of that association, coupled with your revelation that you won’t be voting Labour, is there perhaps a non-political ‘declaration of interest’ that you should be making in relation to this matter?

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  26. Johnboy (15,586 comments) says:

    “I don’t have any “labour mp mates”, in fact I’m almost certainly not going to vote for a left wing party this year, I didn’t last time round either.”

    We all understand Alan. Stay in the closet this year. No need to apologise for being drawn to pretty pink coloured flowers and lovely frilly fabrics! :)

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  27. greenjacket (437 comments) says:

    The cover is classic.
    But even funnier is Alan’s response!

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  28. Rich Prick (1,635 comments) says:

    Alan, you’re in a hole, stop digging. Oh, and just to be clear, that wasn’t a reference to gay anal sex, in case you were wondering.

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  29. igm (1,413 comments) says:

    Alan: A real bummer, Eh What!

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  30. G152 (232 comments) says:

    There are fairies at the bottom, gardening

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  31. David Garrett (6,777 comments) says:

    Alan: In my 55 years I have NEVER heard the term “uphill gardener” referring to ANYTHING..”cornholer” “up the dirt” road “using the back door” “rear parking” “pillow biter” “shirt lifter” “puncturing the rosebud” all refer to anal sex…uphill gardener or even “digging dirt”? I don’t think so.

    As others have said, the reference to the pudgy Mr Robertson is clearly to his spectacularly unsuccessful attempts to find “dirt” on other politicians and nothing else…any other meaning is purely in your mind

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  32. David Garrett (6,777 comments) says:

    I have just consulted my childrens’ Godfather, a thoroughly “out” and most erudite man…He in turn has consulted
    “The Queens vernacular: a gay lexicon” by Bruce Rodgers to search for this supposedly well known term “uphill gardener”…Funnily enough there is no such reference…

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  33. wf (400 comments) says:

    Most entertaining post. I think we need a grin to tick in recognition of an amusing riposte.

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  34. goldnkiwi (1,178 comments) says:

    Glad to say that I was also not familiar with some of Mr Garrett’s turns of phrase either lol nor might I add do I wish to become familiar. On that note regarding gardening do we still call a spade a spade or is it now something else? ;)

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