Australian Senator wants a rich well-hung Senator

July 23rd, 2014 at 3:00 pm by David Farrar

Any complaints about our MPs look trivial in comparison to some of the loons in .

TVNZ reports:

An Australian politician has raised eyebrows after revealing her two requirements in a partner.

Palmer United Senator told Tasmania’s Heart 107.3’s radio station she has only two requirements in a man, they must be wealthy and well-endowed.

“They must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs, let’s be honest,” Ms Lambie said.

“I don’t need them to speak, they don’t even need to speak.”

Ms Lambie, a 43-year-old mother of two, was then introduced to a 22-year-old listener named Jamie, who called into the radio show to express his interest in dating her.

“Do you have plenty of cash?” asked Ms Lambie.

“I’m just a bit concerned that at 22 years of age and living in Tasmania you might not be quite there yet?”

Jamie then assured her he does have plenty of cash.

Ms Lambie then asked: “Are you well-hung?”

Jamie assured her he is & “like a donkey”.

The pair have agreed to go on a date.

Funnily enough Senator Lambie opposes gay marriage on the grounds it compromises Australiam morals.

Imagine if Senator Lambie was a man and said he would only date a rich women with the equivalent of being well-hung in a woman . They’d be public enemy No 1.

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47 Responses to “Australian Senator wants a rich well-hung Senator”

  1. mandk (993 comments) says:

    Funnily enough, if you live in a world that is dominated by moral relativism, anything goes – there’s nothing wrong with any behaviour and any standpoint.

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  2. hj (7,011 comments) says:

    I’m nonplussed!
    So what if she’s horny: Go for it mam!

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  3. Bob R (1,375 comments) says:

    In fairness, she is from Tasmania.

    Earlier in the interview:

    “Then Kim asked Lambie about her bikini line and it was full steam ahead on the Oversharing Express.

    “Right now the state I’m in, you’d want to bring out that whipper snipper first,” replied Lambie. “It’s a very scary area to talk about this morning.”

    It’s the stuff one could only dream of: an Apple Isle senator waxing lyrical about her map of Tasmania on live radio.”

    http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/wellhung-palmer-united-party-senator-jacqui-lambie-boards-the-oversharing-express-on-radio-station-heart-1073-20140722-3ccr2.html

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  4. Manolo (13,767 comments) says:

    We need the opinion of an expert on female sexuality and feminist extraordinaire.
    Where are you, Peter George?

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  5. ROJ (121 comments) says:

    Labour will be all over themselves trying to figure out how to extract the tax from that rich prick

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  6. flash2846 (284 comments) says:

    I hope Donkey boy is happy with her vagina. I have a type – a clean innie; difficult to come by as one gets older. All I can say is “go girl” as long as she accepts such comments coming back.

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  7. ChardonnayGuy (1,206 comments) says:

    However, there is a reason that Australian blokes are insanely jealous of our (…) magnificent natural (…) endowments. Let’s just say “Little Australia” doesn’t only refer to Pauline Hanson and leave it at that, given that they’re touchy about their (ahem) little problem (and I mean *very* little)! ;)

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  8. tom hunter (4,838 comments) says:

    Dear god

    If Rick Mayall was still alive and able to repeat his one-note portrayal of powerful political or semi-poliitcal figures (each of the Flashhearts and B’astard) for a spoof TV interview – how would we know it was satire any longer?

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  9. Huevon (222 comments) says:

    Googled her…further proof that female self-esteem knows no bounds…what self-respecting man who has both the required attributes would want to shack up with a 42 year old single mother?? Reverse those numbers sans kids, maybe.

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  10. Scott (1,800 comments) says:

    There just seems to be a trend of politicians going on silly talk shows and finding themselves saying silly things. John Key is good on radio and TV and is able to speak well in any situation.

    But some people obviously cannot and should remember the dignity of their office and not try and be comedians.

    That she is opposed to gay marriage because it compromises Australia’s morals is quite correct and a point in
    her favour.

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  11. safesally (47 comments) says:

    OMG! Cringe… I am sorry she is a woman :)

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  12. Nukuleka (325 comments) says:

    This woman is an out and out red-blooded heterosexual and clearly proud of it. DPF may be sniffy and prudish about her openness in discussing what turns her on (money and cock) but at least she is honest. Why this diminishes her right to be opposed to gay ‘marriage’ I have no idea. I can’t see that she is in any way ‘immoral’- though obviously in the somewhat narrow circles that DPF inhabits she is. Anyway, I’m not quite sure why you have to be some kind of paragon of moral virtue in order to qualify to have an opinion on morality. If that were so we’d all be disqualified!

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  13. smttc (752 comments) says:

    She’s no oil painting.

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  14. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    I’m picking this guy isn’t sorry he’s a man !

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  15. Griff (7,700 comments) says:

    She is obviously suffering from big sloppy box syndrome.

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  16. nasska (11,503 comments) says:

    …” I’m not quite sure why you have to be some kind of paragon of moral virtue in order to qualify to have an opinion on morality. If that were so we’d all be disqualified!”…..

    Et tu Nukuleka…..your disappointed fanbois will have to find another paragon to follow.

    Unless of course you have a chat with Huey. He might be able to help you clean up your act. :)

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  17. altiora (279 comments) says:

    @Nukuleka: there is an apparent contradiction between opposing gay marriage on the basis of “moral decency” and “family values” and the seemingly lack of decency and values exhibited by this Senator. I mean after all if gays shouldn’t “ram their sexuality down peoples’ throats” by presuming to want to marry, thewn why should this Senator do so on radio?

    Should imagine you wouldn’t be celebrating Grant Robertson saying he’s after cash’n’cock.

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  18. insider (1,028 comments) says:

    That guy that called up wasn’t dime was it ? He’s been a bit quiet today and is not shy about his earnings. He doesn’t seem too choosey about his conquests either… :-)

    hmm comment 1k. Not sure whether to be happy or sad about that

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  19. Don the Kiwi (1,754 comments) says:

    Where’s dime when you need him?

    Oh – he might be on his way over there ;-)

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  20. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    Dime the human tripod has got this – stand down donkey-man !

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  21. big bruv (13,888 comments) says:

    And modern wimin wonder why men have trusts and insist on a pre nuptial agreement.

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  22. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    If Judith popped down to Wainui in her 270kw Holden SENATOR. I could show her a well endowed rural fellow with a bit of gold! :)

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  23. Don the Kiwi (1,754 comments) says:

    Self praise is no recommendation, Johnboy.

    You’d have to produce photo evidence. :-)

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  24. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    My actual tool or the investment tools Don? :)

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  25. Don the Kiwi (1,754 comments) says:

    Whatever you think’ll gain the most points, JB

    Probably both :-)

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  26. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    Picture the reserve bank governor failing halfway up a rate hike! :)

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  27. Colville (2,268 comments) says:

    Should imagine you wouldn’t be celebrating Grant Robertson saying he’s after cash’n’cock.

    In the name of gender/sexual equality I think it is a brilliant idea if Grant should do that on National Radio :-)

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  28. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    While attempting a pole vault of course! :)

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  29. big bruv (13,888 comments) says:

    Johnboy

    Have you seen a picture of this chick?. Apparently she used to have huge tits but had them reduced (at the tax payers expense I might add), given that her huge tits would have been by far her best asset I would say that the young fella is in for a hell of a shock.

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  30. stigie (1,183 comments) says:

    Gotta feel a bit sorry for the poor ewes !~

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  31. RRM (9,919 comments) says:

    Australians… class, dignity, self respect…

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  32. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    No bb! :)

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  33. Johnboy (16,554 comments) says:

    Orie’s v Wainui in the final look good bb!!! :)

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  34. duggledog (1,556 comments) says:

    She looks to me like she’s got a bit of the old Lebanese in there somewhere. She would certainly be… well, hirsute… down there.

    Sorry to ruin your dinner chums

    Flash 2846 – what the hell is a ‘type A clean innie’? I am not squeamish

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  35. Nukuleka (325 comments) says:

    Please, Grant, please go on National Radio and tell us all you’re on the look-out for cash n cock. PLEASE……

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  36. big bruv (13,888 comments) says:

    “Orie’s v Wainui in the final look good bb!!!”

    Not for you old chap :)

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  37. gravedodger (1,566 comments) says:

    What makes for rational thinking for the bint to even work out anyone with what she wants in stock would wish to wake up looking at her, let alone share breakfast.
    Sheesh I would threaten Darren Hughes mates time trial in Miramar, and that would be when the taxi arrived at the pub and the cold air hit.

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  38. gump (1,647 comments) says:

    I thought the ‘rule’ for determining the minimum age in these situations was “divide by two and add seven”.

    But I guess she knows what she likes.

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  39. flash2846 (284 comments) says:

    @ duggledog – A little uncomfortable here but a “clean innie” is waxed and without lips overhanging. I could get an image up for you but my girlfriend is gearing up to slap me.

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  40. itstricky (1,830 comments) says:

    I notice the distinct lack of the word ‘left’ in this post and none of the usual jibes about ‘lefties this, lefties that’. Interesting. Almost as interesting as a clean innie.

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  41. David Garrett (7,272 comments) says:

    A “clean innie”….to paraphrase cpl. Jones Id like to volunteer for a clean innie Mr Mainwaring….I wud like it up one Mr Mainwering Sir..

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  42. Brian Smaller (4,023 comments) says:

    Everyone has their ‘type’ that they fancy. Good on her.

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  43. pw (19 comments) says:

    the local wags on the brissie radio reckon she,s a bit like Pauline Hanson but without the class

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  44. Couchpotatoe (33 comments) says:

    Well even morons need representation.

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  45. Harriet (4,970 comments) says:

    And to think the main complaint that she made that day on the radio was the fact that the ‘map of Tassie’ wasn’t on the Australian Commonwealth games uniforms – just the Continent.

    So she then put her stinking ol’ map of tassie out there for public debate. Slut.

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  46. suzie q (24 comments) says:

    She is an absolute embarrassment to the Australian Political system, when you contrast her performance to that of Julie Bishop who is leading the world on a resolution regarding MH17 you can see just what a joke Senator Lambie is.

    Looking wider, she is part of the Palmer United Party party which is really there to ensure Clive gets what he wants when he wants it. They are a dangerous and mock the political system.

    If anything is a reason to review the Australian voting system the recent batch of new Senators seem reason enough!

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  47. Dean Papa (784 comments) says:

    Ms Lambie need not bother searching for her ideal man on the Kiwiblog forums, because I strongly suspect she would be disappointed on all three counts!! (tee-hee)

    (me excluded, of course!)

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