Headline of the week

July 1st, 2014 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

Stuff reports:

Student gets stuck in giant stone vagina

An easy headline for the sub-editor.

What was meant to be a funny dare turned into an utter embarrassment for an American exchange student, who found himself trapped in a giant stone vagina in Germany.

Damn Americans!

The unnamed man is believed to have been dared to climb inside the sculpture, which sits outside the university’s institute for microbiology and virology.

I did wonder why there was a stone sculpture of a vagina!

A total of 22 firefighters, five fire engines and a number of paramedics were sent to the scene, and quickly freed the man “by hand without use of equipment”, the newspaper reported.

22 firefighters for one stuck person? You could just imagine the scene at the station when they get a call that someone is stuck in the giant stone vagina – no one would want to not see that one, so they sent out five trucks!

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19 Responses to “Headline of the week”

  1. Rich Prick (1,705 comments) says:

    That’s taking re-birthing to a whole new level.

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  2. Odakyu-sen (676 comments) says:

    What a wonderful publicity opportunity!

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  3. Ryan Sproull (7,205 comments) says:

    Missed marketing opportunity for Durex to promote its new range of lubricants with a comically large tube.

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  4. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    Only took one firefighter to free him – the other 21 just came along to piss themselves laughing.

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  5. OneTrack (3,114 comments) says:

    ” I did wonder why there was a stone sculpture of a vagina!”

    I’m still wondering.

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  6. MH (762 comments) says:

    Between a rock and a hard place.

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  7. Colville (2,272 comments) says:

    Its not often you need to apply lube to get out of a ….

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  8. Odakyu-sen (676 comments) says:

    What a dick!

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  9. adze (2,126 comments) says:

    Sharon Stone?

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  10. Johnboy (16,651 comments) says:

    The Rock of Age’s?

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  11. David in Chch (519 comments) says:

    You got there first, Rich Prick. I was thinking it was a lot of work to be born again.

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  12. goldnkiwi (1,311 comments) says:

    Surely it is no so much, what a dick, but what a c word lol.

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  13. cha (4,036 comments) says:

    Sharon Stone?

    sigh~

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/bigduke6/259494577/in/set-72157600051379633

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/bigduke6/259475468/in/set-72157600051379633

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/bigduke6/259475305/in/set-72157600051379633

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  14. Jack5 (5,137 comments) says:

    Germany’s where you really get your rocks off today.

    Yet when we were young, the frauleins were not of stone and no-one was cunt-struck enough to splash out on pubic public art monuments of vaginas. These belonged in places like the outback of Papua New Guinea, along with artefacts like giant wooden penis sheaths.

    Next there will be sex spirituals:


    Dem stones, dem stones,
    gonna crush your bone.

    Now hear the word of the Sword

    Dem rocks, dem rocks,
    gonna crush your cocks.

    Now hear the word of the Sword

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  15. cha (4,036 comments) says:

    These belonged in places like the outback of Papua New Guinea, along with artefacts like giant wooden penis sheaths.

    My old man’s favourite pieces in his collection of PNG art were several carved figurines featuring vaginas with teeth.

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  16. Jack5 (5,137 comments) says:

    More evidence that something’s in the water in Europe! Is someone slipping something into the fluoride?

    An example:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11285367

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  17. ChardonnayGuy (1,207 comments) says:

    Must say I wouldn’t be tempted to investigate such sculpture (for obvious reasons) ;) :) :/

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  18. Fletch (6,408 comments) says:

    LOL, I read this when it happened, but didn’t know if I should post.

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  19. sassycassy (45 comments) says:

    DPF- they have one in Cummings park Ngaio

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