The al-Qaeda application form

Here’s a translation of the al-Qaeda application form. This is not a hoax – it was recovered from bin Laden’s office. What hilarious is it is so corporate. Here’s some of the questions:

  • Any hobbies or pastimes?
  • What is your favorite material: science or literature?
  • Do you know any workers or experts in chemistry, communications, or any other field?
  • Have you been ever convicted by any court? When, and who convicted you? What was the offense?
  • List the types of passports you possess. Did you use a real or forged passport for your current travel?
  • Do you wish to execute a suicide operation?
  • What objectives would you would like to accomplish on your jihad path?
  • Who should we contact in case you became a martyr?

I wonder if the next step is a Myers-Brigg type test!

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