Donkey Sex

Saturday, April 10th, 2010 at 9:08 am

The Herald reports:

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.

I look forward to reading the victim impact statement.

Police arrested the youth after a member of public phoned them after seeing what was happening from their house above the Sumnervale Reserve about 2pm.

Bad enough to bugger donkeys, but even worse to do it in public where you can be seen!

The youth had allegedly taken the four-year-old donkey into the middle of the reserve, which is about the size of a football field.

I love how they have the age of the donkey known. Is it more of a crime if the donkey is a minor?

The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police.

I’m thinking placing them on Facebook would have a deterrent effect :-)

Other young people were at the reserve at the time, but appeared not to have seen what happened, police said.

Goodness. They must have been pre-occupied, or maybe the donkey didn’t make much noise?

Police said the youth could offer no explanation for his actions.

Possible explanations:

  1. I was bored
  2. The donkey flirted with me
  3. I thought the donkey was a small horse
  4. The donkey was naked
  5. I got sick of goats
  6. Hey I’m a 16 year old boy, I’ll do it with anything that moves, or doesn’t move

Hat Tip: Whale Oil

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Netherlands outlaws animal sex

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

The Dutch Parliament has changed the law, after two years of debate, to make sex with animals a crime.

Previously it was only a crime if the animal was mistreated. How the hell does a court determine that? Call the horse to the dock to testify? Forensic evidence of bruising? Or does it mean no flowers the next day?

I note with amusement that the “Party for the Animals” opposed the Bill. I think they are for the animals in exactly the same way that a country which calls itself a democratic people’s republic, never is.

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