• You take one cow, sell it and put the money into the Spencer trust.
• You have two cows, but only rely on the Bull
• I have two cows? That’s a lie, sunshine! You’ll be talking to my lawyer before the sun sets, you unmitigated wanker!
• Two cows? My brother owns two cows and I have no idea where they came from. Neither does Helen. Now fuck off!
• NZ First does not have two cows and never had two cows.
• You have two cows. Print one word wrong about either of them and I’ll sue sunshine.
• You claim I have two cows? That’s udder garbage you lying wanker.
• A man you’ve never heard of brings you two cows You milk them dry and blame the “asians”.

They are just some of the answers. One can read them all at the link above.

Economic Models explained with Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk..

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk
away…

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows.

The challenge is to use the cows to describe NZ First