Craccum interviews some candidates

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Craccum did some fun interviews with a few candidates this week. Some of the questions they asked are worth repeating here.

Wellington is burning down and you can take only one other MP with you, who would you take and why?

  • Pete Hodgson (Lab) – Rodney Hide because he’s so full of piss, we could use him to put the fire out.
  • Pita Sharples (Maori) – Tariana Turia or she’d haunt me if I left her there.

If you can define your life in terms of isms, what would it be?

  • Aaron Galey-Young (UFNZ) – Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Pita Sharples – Dreamism
  • Oliver Woods (RAM) – Social democratic left pragmatic nationalism
  • Nikki Kaye (Nat) – Environmentalism, capitalism, compassionism, sportism, wineism

What would be your ultimate campaign song and why?

  • Pita Sharples – ‘What’s the matter you ah shut appa your face’.
  • Oliver Woods – ‘Crush ‘em’ by Megadeth

Greatest New Zealander, Garth George or Owen Glenn?

  • Pete Hodgson – Tim Shadbolt
  • Pita Sharples – Kupe
  • Oliver Woods – The Mad Butcher
  • Nikki Kaye – There are many great kiwis but if I had to choose between the two I would pick Owen Glenn because of his suggestion to hold international volley ball competitions if he became consul to Monaco – that’s gutsy.

If you were Jim Anderton, what would you ban and why?

  • Pete Hodgson – Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
  • Peter Taskhoff (ACT) – I’d ban toxic politics but then Jim Anderton would be left speechless.
  • Aaron Galley-Young: Boy racers in public streets.
  • Pita Sharples – I would ban Jim Anderton.
  • Oliver Woods – Elderly, useless, conservative politicians.
  • Nikki Kaye – If I was Jim Anderton I would need a completely new wardrobe and I would ban myself from wearing short skirts.

A pdf of the Craccum article is here – backpage.

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Who stole the Craccums?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm

A very disturbing story about the theft of 800 copies of Craccum, which featured on TVNZ last night.

One could argue about whether one can steal a free newspaper, but the clear intent of the thieves was to stop people being able to read it, because they objected to some content.

So what was the content objected to? Was it how to kill yourself? Was it about drug rape? Was it how to wip WINZ off? No it was about Falun Gong.

The thieves say they stole the copies because of an advertisement in the magazine promoting people to buy tickets for a dance group that has links to the Falun Gong, the spiritual movement that is outlawed by China’s government.

They say they had asked Craccum to withdraw the advert because they believed it was too political.

“We don’t want to see these advertisements…it does not represent the Chinese people (the dance group) at all,” said Jim Sun, on of the advertisement’s opponent’s.

I think it is incredibly disturbing that a group of (presumably) students would conclude that they have the right to remove content they disapprove of.

Freedom of speech is a fundamental right and if people are not willing to respect the rights of others to advertise a message they do not like, then they should face serious consequences for it.

Threats to freedom of speech are growing. The threats over cartoons, the pressure on Councils to censor, the diplomatic and trade pressure on certain issues have all combined to undermine what is almost the most fundamental right. I value my right to free speech far far more than my right to vote – I only vote once every three years.

One of the ideas I might push at some stage, is whether NZ should have a Free Speech Commissioner.  Yes I know it is part of the Human Rights Commission (and they were admirably strong on the Electoral Finance Bill) but just as you have a dedicated Commissioner sticking up for our rights to privacy, what about a dedicated Commissioner whose job it is to highlight and resist all encroachments on our rights to free speech and rights to access information?

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