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Lincoln Tan in the Herald reports:

An escort has resorted to selling her underwear online after an attack which will keep her out of work for at least six months.

Lisa Lewis, 30, had her teeth knocked out last month during a house-warming party at her Cambridge home last month.

Yesterday she found out that it would be months before her mouth could be fixed or she would be able to speak normally again.

Goodness knows why, but it seems there is a market for women’s used underwear. But that is not all they are selling.

Her boyfriend, Drew Cocker, is also auctioning his underwear online.

You know, I’ve never heard of much demand for used men’s underwear. In fact quite the opposite of demand.

Maybe they are selling them as a 2:1 special?

The Waikato Times reports:

The race for seats on the Hamilton City Council this year could get pretty raunchy – stripper Lisa Lewis is considering standing in October’s local body elections.

Ms Lewis confirmed to the Waikato Times yesterday she was considering standing and wanted to gauge reaction before deciding. “I am 28. I believe we need to look at the percentage of young people that live in the ‘Tron. Why don’t they vote? Because there is no interest in them to do so. If I decided to stand I would ensure there would be a motivation and reason for them to vote.”

Lisa could do for Hamilton, what Tim Shadbolt did for Invercargill, and really put them on the map!

The SST asks the question:

Lewis, who last week also appeared online for Australian Penthouse, has been nominated for a prestigious national women’s business award, the Veuve Clicquot Business Woman Award – a title held previously by fashion designer Annah Stretton and reality TV queen Julie Christie.

Lewis has been nominated by Hong Kong lawyer Cathy Odgers, the author of a blog written under the pseudonym Cactus Kate.

Odgers said her nomination was the result of having a “hunt around for something to do where I could contribute in a life-changing way to another woman deserving of assistance in fighting discrimination in her chosen profession”.

The nomination procedure requires an extensive submission. Examples must be given of corporate social responsibility by the nominee, entrepreneurial drive, leadership skills and financial success.

Odgers described Lewis as an online pioneer in New Zealand for the provision of sexual entertainment services to a registered pay-per-view clientele. Of Lewis’s corporate social responsibility she writes: “Hamilton is a small town and in purveying her personal services she respects client confidentiality in a manner that would leave many lawyers and accountants hanging their heads in shame.”

Odgers said examples of Lewis’s entrepreneurial drive were her dedication and training “to ensure she can deliver the quality of service and required aesthetics her profession demands”.

“Lisa has kept her body in incredible shape using a complex cardio and weight-training regime combined with a stringent diet that many women would run away from in horror.”

Her leadership style was direct and she epitomised a Kiwi “can-do” attitude, said Odgers. “She fits into any social circumstance, whether surrounded by the grace and charm required of high society sipping Veuve Clicquot or with sweaty rugby players at a local pub over a beer.”

Kiwiblog wishes Lisa all the best in winning the title.

The Waikato Times has done a bit of detective work and discovered that Alt TV news reader Lisa Lewis is not just an occasionally topless girl, but in fact a prostitute.  Now the detective work wasn’t too difficult as Ms Lewis uses her own name on the escorts website.

Ms Lewis is not for the poor though. Her “full service” rate starts at $1,000 for an hour.  Hell that’s almost as much as a lawyer!