New pain study

August 26th, 2011 at 7:59 am by David Farrar

The Onion reports:

According to a study released Wednesday by the California Pain Medicine Center, subjects suffering from male- pattern baldness were found to experience a level of physical pain at least seven times more intense than that experienced by women during childbirth. “Clinical studies show that as hair gradually separates from the scalp, men experience intensifying waves of all-consuming pain equivalent to having their insides ripped out through the thousands of tiny follicles on their head,” said Vincent Kwan, who led the all-male research team that carried out the study. “While strong uterine contractions and tearing of the vaginal walls undoubtedly cause a degree of discomfort among women in labor, balding men would give anything to experience those sensations instead of lying awake and suffering all night as their hair thins.” Kwan stated that men’s remarkable ability to endure years of excruciating agony without the aid of epidurals or other powerful analgesics was a testament to the sex’s unrivaled tolerance for pain.

 

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I love The Onion

April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 am by David Farrar


How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him

What I love about this video parody is they get the tone and mannerisms of the actual “advice” shows, so spot on.

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Obama to enter diplomatic talks with Raging Wildfire

October 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar


Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

From The Onion of course. It’s superb.

Hat Tip: Trevor Loudon

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Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

September 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm by David Farrar


Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

Enjoy this goodie from The Onion

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