We have a winner

There has been fierce competition for the most woke statement of 2021, but I am confident in proclaiming we have a winner, even with six months to go.

The School Strike 4 Climate Auckland have announced they are disbanding because they are racist.

This is a feat of woke purity that reminds me of The Life of Brian with the Judean People’s Front.

Some aspects of their statement that make them the winner for 2021 include:

  • Declaring they have been a racist space
  • They need to decolonise themselves
  • The repeated use of the US term BIPOC
  • Their failure to pay reparations to BIPOC groups
  • Their declaration that all future climate change groups must be BIPOC led and any Pakeha led groups should be discouraged

This is a level of self-flagellation that can’t be beat.

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