Caption Contest

December 12th, 2008 at 9:07 am by David Farrar

Enter in your captions for this photo from the Dom Post of new Wellington Central MP .

Captions should be funny, not nasty. If you can not work out the difference, then stay silent!

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58 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. expat (4,050 comments) says:

    Now that I’m Helens ‘go to’ guy Horomia won’t dare lay a finger on that last pie.

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  2. serge (108 comments) says:

    This is my baby girl, be kind to her………

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  3. pdm (844 comments) says:

    `Loser – get your hands off my shoulders!!!’

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  4. Glutaemus Maximus (2,207 comments) says:

    If that’s Stephen Franks, I NEVER touched your signs!!

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  5. burt (8,305 comments) says:

    Ahhh, got it all – I’ve extracted all the honesty from you and NOW you will make an excellent Labour MP.

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  6. davidp (3,587 comments) says:

    Labour MPs form a committee to attempt to find a solution to an unfortunate problem created by a leaky tube of superglue.

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  7. Peter (1,723 comments) says:

    “The force is strong with this one”

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  8. aardvark (417 comments) says:

    I said I would be stepping down as leader but I didn’t say my style would be hands-off.

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  9. Mal (29 comments) says:

    Arise Sir Grant

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  10. dave strings (608 comments) says:

    Keep pushing and get me to the bus stop quickly – I forgot I don’t have the limo any more!

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  11. expat (4,050 comments) says:

    “Hmm, now where are the puppet sleeves, I need to make this ones mouth parts move”

    “I always knew ‘She’ would favour me”

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  12. Sam (502 comments) says:

    “I hereby anoint thee as my worthy successor – what? Whadya mean I no longer have any such powers…?”

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  13. larryq (66 comments) says:

    You look remarkably like Trevor Mallard from this angle.

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  14. Fisiani (1,047 comments) says:

    There’s never a bus when you need one. One good push would do the trick!

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  15. Richard Hurst (870 comments) says:

    “Oh don’t mind me. I’m just checking for Cylons. Oh wait I am one…”

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  16. Sam (502 comments) says:

    He could not do any miracles there, except lay his hands on a few sick people and heal them.
    Mark 6:5

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  17. phobius (46 comments) says:

    “I am your father”
    “Grant, it is your destiny”
    “You don’t know the power of the darkside”
    “Join me so that we rule this galaxy as father and son!”

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  18. Pascal (1,969 comments) says:

    David Attenborough: “The long forgotten Diddums Tribe, here showing their Witch Doctor apply the traditional gift of lying to a young tribemate…”

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  19. jacob van hartog (300 comments) says:

    This urgency is a bore , lets play leap frog instead

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  20. petal (706 comments) says:

    “Touched” by an Angel

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  21. adamsmith1922 (890 comments) says:

    Maybe I should get a seeing eye dog

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  22. Hoolian (220 comments) says:

    “Ah, your passage to the dark side is complete. Now rise as my apprentice, Darth Incredulous.”

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  23. tknorriss (327 comments) says:

    When I pull with my right hand, look to the right….

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  24. KiwiGreg (3,259 comments) says:

    Grant: “Would you believe she started out as a lump on my back?”

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  25. ropata (117 comments) says:

    Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
    I know you can’t control yourself any longer
    Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
    Don’t you fight it til you tried it, do that conga BEAT!

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  26. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Moments before the triennial parliamentry piggyback race, the reigning champion felt sure of victory as she prepared to mount her trusted stead.

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  27. Moonfish (7 comments) says:

    “Don’t get up, I’ll check and I have the appropriate shampoo”

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  28. Dulouz (1 comment) says:

    So, come on, come on and do the locomotion with me.

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  29. Viking2 (11,552 comments) says:

    You didn’t know I had a son did you? Aunty Helen.

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  30. pdm (844 comments) says:

    petal (189) – Do you not mean:

    `Touched by a fallen angel’?

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  31. Ross Elliot (83 comments) says:

    “Don’t panic. It’s my job to frisk all the new talent.”

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  32. Peter Cresswell (48 comments) says:

    Helen’s laying on of hands would prove to be a mixed blessing for the ambitious new MP.

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  33. Straight Shooter (135 comments) says:

    Two words: Immaculate Conception.

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  34. Zarchoff (100 comments) says:

    In an age old Labour tradition, Grant Roberston leads the conga line to celebrate the opening of Parliament.

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  35. burt (8,305 comments) says:

    Grant: Get there behind me Satan !

    Or

    Grant: Oh shit, I was hoping with a change of leaders we could have a fresh start but I’ve still got this monkey on my back.

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  36. CraigM (694 comments) says:

    I just want you to know: you are nasty, feral, viscious and without sruples. ..my God it is so sexy. Well, not now…but you will be. If you were a women I’d ….iron your undies.

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  37. slijmbal (1,236 comments) says:

    Brace yourself! This is going to hurt!

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  38. kisekiman (219 comments) says:

    “Grant, you’re a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I can feel it.”

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  39. slijmbal (1,236 comments) says:

    Should have been …

    Brace yourself! This is going to hurt! Now you’re no longer a virgin Labour MP.

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  40. Banana Llama (1,043 comments) says:

    Rise my young apprentice …

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  41. JimBWarrior (47 comments) says:

    Darling!

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  42. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    “Now Trev I’m your mistress, do you remember your lessons from DBP, down on your knees slave”.

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  43. Cactus Kate (551 comments) says:

    “They are smiling now Grant but I warn you the knives usually come from these 2 angles”

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  44. Fox (206 comments) says:

    “you feel these hands?”….. “if you screw up they’ll be wrapped around your neck!”

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  45. dad4justice (8,302 comments) says:

    Morticia Addams has another one ready to beam up Scotty.

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  46. Robert Black (423 comments) says:

    “You know when I did my OE I worked in Thailand as a masseuse for a while and they called me Hell n bak.”

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  47. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    “Peter always says, there’s no position like being held from behind”

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  48. Robert Black (423 comments) says:

    “No Trev, the Donkey Punch is more like this. Let me show you.”

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  49. dad4justice (8,302 comments) says:

    Morticia is giving Uncle Fester a back rub.

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  50. Fox (206 comments) says:

    Dom Post: “in order to gauge how well new MP Grant Robertson copes with pressure, the Labour Party decided to quickly place a huge burden on his shoulders”

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  51. NeillR (351 comments) says:

    Helen: This one’s so full of hot air i can barely keep him on the ground.

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  52. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    this is where you go in..to remove their spine..

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  53. Tauhei Notts (1,746 comments) says:

    Darling, we both bat on the other side of the plate.

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  54. Political Busker (231 comments) says:

    It’s OK sweetie, I’m not gay.

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  55. Tui (28 comments) says:

    Mistress, your wish is my command.

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  56. jackp (668 comments) says:

    Helen: ” Welcome comrade”

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  57. NX (504 comments) says:

    Helen relishes her new job as debating chamber masseuse.

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