Caption Contest
December 12th, 2008 at 9:07 am by David Farrar
Enter in your captions for this photo from the Dom Post of new Wellington Central MP Grant Robertson.
Captions should be funny, not nasty. If you can not work out the difference, then stay silent!
Tags: caption contest, Grant Robertson, Humour
December 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Now that I’m Helens ‘go to’ guy Horomia won’t dare lay a finger on that last pie.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
This is my baby girl, be kind to her………
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
`Loser – get your hands off my shoulders!!!’
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:16 am
If that’s Stephen Franks, I NEVER touched your signs!!
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Ahhh, got it all – I’ve extracted all the honesty from you and NOW you will make an excellent Labour MP.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Labour MPs form a committee to attempt to find a solution to an unfortunate problem created by a leaky tube of superglue.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am
“The force is strong with this one”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am
I said I would be stepping down as leader but I didn’t say my style would be hands-off.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Arise Sir Grant
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Keep pushing and get me to the bus stop quickly – I forgot I don’t have the limo any more!
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:39 am
“Hmm, now where are the puppet sleeves, I need to make this ones mouth parts move”
“I always knew ‘She’ would favour me”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:40 am
“I hereby anoint thee as my worthy successor – what? Whadya mean I no longer have any such powers…?”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:41 am
You look remarkably like Trevor Mallard from this angle.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:42 am
There’s never a bus when you need one. One good push would do the trick!
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am
“Oh don’t mind me. I’m just checking for Cylons. Oh wait I am one…”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:48 am
He could not do any miracles there, except lay his hands on a few sick people and heal them.
Vote:Mark 6:5
December 12th, 2008 at 9:53 am
“I am your father”
Vote:“Grant, it is your destiny”
“You don’t know the power of the darkside”
“Join me so that we rule this galaxy as father and son!”
December 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am
David Attenborough: “The long forgotten Diddums Tribe, here showing their Witch Doctor apply the traditional gift of lying to a young tribemate…”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:04 am
This urgency is a bore , lets play leap frog instead
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am
“Touched” by an Angel
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Maybe I should get a seeing eye dog
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:42 am
“Ah, your passage to the dark side is complete. Now rise as my apprentice, Darth Incredulous.”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am
When I pull with my right hand, look to the right….
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Grant: “Would you believe she started out as a lump on my back?”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
Vote:I know you can’t control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don’t you fight it til you tried it, do that conga BEAT!
December 12th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Moments before the triennial parliamentry piggyback race, the reigning champion felt sure of victory as she prepared to mount her trusted stead.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
“Don’t get up, I’ll check and I have the appropriate shampoo”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
So, come on, come on and do the locomotion with me.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
You didn’t know I had a son did you? Aunty Helen.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
petal (189) – Do you not mean:
`Touched by a fallen angel’?
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
“Don’t panic. It’s my job to frisk all the new talent.”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Helen’s laying on of hands would prove to be a mixed blessing for the ambitious new MP.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Two words: Immaculate Conception.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
In an age old Labour tradition, Grant Roberston leads the conga line to celebrate the opening of Parliament.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Grant: Get there behind me Satan !
Or
Grant: Oh shit, I was hoping with a change of leaders we could have a fresh start but I’ve still got this monkey on my back.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I just want you to know: you are nasty, feral, viscious and without sruples. ..my God it is so sexy. Well, not now…but you will be. If you were a women I’d ….iron your undies.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt!
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
“Grant, you’re a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I can feel it.”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Should have been …
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt! Now you’re no longer a virgin Labour MP.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Rise my young apprentice …
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Darling!
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
“Now Trev I’m your mistress, do you remember your lessons from DBP, down on your knees slave”.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“They are smiling now Grant but I warn you the knives usually come from these 2 angles”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“you feel these hands?”….. “if you screw up they’ll be wrapped around your neck!”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Morticia Addams has another one ready to beam up Scotty.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
“You know when I did my OE I worked in Thailand as a masseuse for a while and they called me Hell n bak.”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
“Peter always says, there’s no position like being held from behind”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
“No Trev, the Donkey Punch is more like this. Let me show you.”
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Morticia is giving Uncle Fester a back rub.
Vote:December 12th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Dom Post: “in order to gauge how well new MP Grant Robertson copes with pressure, the Labour Party decided to quickly place a huge burden on his shoulders”
Vote:December 13th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Helen: This one’s so full of hot air i can barely keep him on the ground.
Vote:December 13th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Helen:”I was watching The Office last night and sudden thought of you”.
Vote:December 13th, 2008 at 10:17 am
this is where you go in..to remove their spine..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:December 13th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Darling, we both bat on the other side of the plate.
Vote:December 13th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
It’s OK sweetie, I’m not gay.
Vote:December 14th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Mistress, your wish is my command.
Vote:December 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Helen: ” Welcome comrade”
Vote:December 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Helen relishes her new job as debating chamber masseuse.
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