Enter in your captions for this photo from the Dom Post of new Wellington Central MP Grant Robertson.
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Now that I’m Helens ‘go to’ guy Horomia won’t dare lay a finger on that last pie.
This is my baby girl, be kind to her………
`Loser – get your hands off my shoulders!!!’
If that’s Stephen Franks, I NEVER touched your signs!!
Ahhh, got it all – I’ve extracted all the honesty from you and NOW you will make an excellent Labour MP.
Labour MPs form a committee to attempt to find a solution to an unfortunate problem created by a leaky tube of superglue.
“The force is strong with this one”
I said I would be stepping down as leader but I didn’t say my style would be hands-off.
Arise Sir Grant
Keep pushing and get me to the bus stop quickly – I forgot I don’t have the limo any more!
“Hmm, now where are the puppet sleeves, I need to make this ones mouth parts move”
“I always knew ‘She’ would favour me”
“I hereby anoint thee as my worthy successor – what? Whadya mean I no longer have any such powers…?”
You look remarkably like Trevor Mallard from this angle.
There’s never a bus when you need one. One good push would do the trick!
“Oh don’t mind me. I’m just checking for Cylons. Oh wait I am one…”
He could not do any miracles there, except lay his hands on a few sick people and heal them.
“I am your father”
“Grant, it is your destiny”
“You don’t know the power of the darkside”
“Join me so that we rule this galaxy as father and son!”
David Attenborough: “The long forgotten Diddums Tribe, here showing their Witch Doctor apply the traditional gift of lying to a young tribemate…”
This urgency is a bore , lets play leap frog instead
“Touched” by an Angel
Maybe I should get a seeing eye dog
“Ah, your passage to the dark side is complete. Now rise as my apprentice, Darth Incredulous.”
When I pull with my right hand, look to the right….
Grant: “Would you believe she started out as a lump on my back?”
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can’t control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don’t you fight it til you tried it, do that conga BEAT!
Moments before the triennial parliamentry piggyback race, the reigning champion felt sure of victory as she prepared to mount her trusted stead.
“Don’t get up, I’ll check and I have the appropriate shampoo”
So, come on, come on and do the locomotion with me.
You didn’t know I had a son did you? Aunty Helen.
petal (189) – Do you not mean:
`Touched by a fallen angel’?
“Don’t panic. It’s my job to frisk all the new talent.”
Helen’s laying on of hands would prove to be a mixed blessing for the ambitious new MP.
Two words: Immaculate Conception.
In an age old Labour tradition, Grant Roberston leads the conga line to celebrate the opening of Parliament.
Grant: Get there behind me Satan !
Grant: Oh shit, I was hoping with a change of leaders we could have a fresh start but I’ve still got this monkey on my back.
I just want you to know: you are nasty, feral, viscious and without sruples. ..my God it is so sexy. Well, not now…but you will be. If you were a women I’d ….iron your undies.
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt!
“Grant, you’re a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I can feel it.”
Should have been …
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt! Now you’re no longer a virgin Labour MP.
Rise my young apprentice …
“Now Trev I’m your mistress, do you remember your lessons from DBP, down on your knees slave”.
“They are smiling now Grant but I warn you the knives usually come from these 2 angles”
“you feel these hands?”….. “if you screw up they’ll be wrapped around your neck!”
Morticia Addams has another one ready to beam up Scotty.
“You know when I did my OE I worked in Thailand as a masseuse for a while and they called me Hell n bak.”
“Peter always says, there’s no position like being held from behind”
“No Trev, the Donkey Punch is more like this. Let me show you.”
Morticia is giving Uncle Fester a back rub.
Dom Post: “in order to gauge how well new MP Grant Robertson copes with pressure, the Labour Party decided to quickly place a huge burden on his shoulders”
Helen: This one’s so full of hot air i can barely keep him on the ground.
Helen:”I was watching The Office last night and sudden thought of you”.
this is where you go in..to remove their spine..
Darling, we both bat on the other side of the plate.
It’s OK sweetie, I’m not gay.
Mistress, your wish is my command.
Helen: ” Welcome comrade”
Helen relishes her new job as debating chamber masseuse.
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