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Craig Ranapia

Oh dear…
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September 2, 2006 8:35pm
Paul W

I know I shouldn’t’ve laughed, but I did and chardonnay (of course) came out my nose!
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September 2, 2006 9:30pm
Murray

Now thats some funny shit.
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September 2, 2006 9:53pm
james

That’s too bloody funny. Nicely set up.
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September 2, 2006 10:07pm
Oswald Bastable

Thanks, I just snorted beer!
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September 2, 2006 10:08pm
Rob Good

Phew….
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September 3, 2006 5:35am
phil u

hadn’t heard that old one for a while…(used to be a favourite at r.s.a’s….eh..?..)

did you hear the one about the young bright-eyed and bushy-tailed rightie who’s grandad was a card-carrying communist..?

no..?….well….this young bright-eyed bushy-tailed rightie walks into a bar..and says to the barman……

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September 3, 2006 6:39am
Murray

Three socialists walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
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September 3, 2006 7:11am
phil u

that’s quite good murray..

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September 3, 2006 7:53am
Murray

Jesus he can’t even type a full stop.

DT’s?
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September 3, 2006 9:20am
Camryn

Phil’s extensive use of the ellipsis strikes me as a written equivilent of people who say “ahhhh” or “mmmmmm” between sentences when they’re talking. It’s a way of saying “I’m still thinking, so don’t you start talking, my stream of consciousness will catch up shortly”.

I can be used as a way of dominating conversation, but in Phil’s case it seems more likely to be a way of appearing laidback (as a persuasive device). This is the template Phil comment:

“I’m just throwing thoughts out there… barely bothering to think about this… just casual observation… undermining your arguments with just the barest of my thinking capabilities… see how subsersive I am… just inserting some doubt into your position… don’t worry about me… I’m just laidback and funny… so convinced I’m right… that I can afford to present my arguments so badly”
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September 3, 2006 12:41pm
phil u

gee camryn…you’ve obviously put some time/thought/effort into this…

(and hey..!..it works..eh..?..)

anything else going on in your life..?

and u said.(re me..)..”..I’m just laidback and funny..”

well..i’ll take that..

(esp as opposed to uptight and unfunny…?

eh camryn..?..)

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September 3, 2006 1:20pm
Paul W

what is it about phil’s style that aggravates people… i quite like it myself, feels like a normal conversation, you know, full of stops and starts and pauses for…. to, you know, recall the thread of the point.

but hey, i think e e cummings is the greatest poet of all time…
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September 3, 2006 1:37pm
Camryn

No, I didn’t put much thought into it. It’s just that I don’t need to for it to seem coherent.
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September 3, 2006 5:29pm
phil u

is that because your brain runs on incoherence..?..camryn..?

(in your own words..eh..?..)

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