Bad women!
Oh this is a must read. Go over to A J Chesswas and see him lament that some women actually mention penises or make jokes about them. Civilisation is doomed, doomed I say.
Key extracts are below:
Two years ago a female Christian friend who will remain nameless called us blokes to her computer to see something she found furiously funny. We watched a video clip which showed a keyboard in front of a curtain, as what looked like quite a fat finger started playing a tune from behind the curtain, and next thing you know a bloke’s head is visible above the curtain and the rest of us blokes realised exactly which of his 21 digits he was using to play the keyboard. We were shocked and I advised my female friend to delete it immediately.
Earlier this year another female Christian friend shared with me that she had to organise a Hen’s Night, and her friends she was organising it with wanted to have a “best penis” competition to see who could make the most realistic penis out of playdo. I was shocked, and encouraged this friend in her desire to organise something less derogatory.
I was thus all-the-more shocked when another Christian female friend recently showed me pictures of her and her friends at a hens night playing that very game, which she duly won with her tie-wearing penis (which is even more disturbing!). She seemed not to have a care in the world about the fact she’d participated in this game. I told her exactly what I thought, yet later when I told her I’d forgiven her she told me she hadn’t thought it had been that much of an issue. (btw I have forgiven you but I really want you to understand what I’m about to say here)…
I then received an email with the most foul “joke” about a bloke who was worried he was going to get raped by a big black bloke in an elevator. This was the straw that broke the camel’s back, I clicked “reply all” and told everyone exactly what I thought, and of course the usual “true for you but not for me” crap has manifested, apart from the few who are willing to buck the trend, who understand exactly what I’m talking about.
I have heard women justify this sort of carry-on by saying “guys talk about breasts all the time, etc. etc.”. I know they do, but hey, I DON’T. The attack on the male digit is an attack on men in general, and my appeal is that, sisters, we are not all like that. The penis is essentially a symbol of manhood, when you mock it or scorn it you mock men generally, and you look like a pathetic and immature piece of sub-humanity when you do.
I have not written off Western women because of their general bolshiness, unlike a lot of other Western men I know. Despite my numerous bad experiences with females I remain hopeful that within each of those females is a woman who is capable of living a respectful and virtuous life. Those who offend me I rebuke, for sure, but I wouldn’t proceed to DEGRADE them or women in general the same way they have degraded my male brothers.
However, all of these experiences are making me wonder if women are capable of truly understanding the virtue of fidelity and the sanctity of life and reproduction. As a result I am starting to understand why so many women fail to see the depravity of the homosexual act. Next time I look at the stats of who supports sexual reform and who doesn’t I will be able to explain it away by red=women and blue=men.
Come on ladies, think about it, repent of your bitter and stinking man-hating attitudes, and if you can’t then I recommend you go straight to your Heavenly Father who is always just a prayer away.
Later in comments, AJ says:
Personally, I’d feel more morally satisfied being signed up for Al-Qaeda than being addicted to pornography. And I’m not saying that tongue in cheek, I’m actually being honest.
The thing is, I think that a lot of those terrorists are actually more sensitive to knowing and feeling God’s wrath. I have to be honest, when I hear about a local pub having a “stripper night” and thinking about getting into the prostitution trade I SERIOUSLY feel like blowing the place up.
However, should Al-Qaeda sweep through and blow up a few Kiwi nightclubs, I wouldn’t describe their action as “condemning people to death before they have a chance to see the error of their ways”
I always wondered where the people who blow up abortion clinics and the like come from. I now have a better idea! This is either the funniest or the saddest post I have seen in a long long time. I genuinely can’t decide which.