JAFA Pansies

Stuff: Three quakes have Aucklanders running into streets

Ha, real men live in Wellington where we don’t even put down our coffee unless the quake is at least a 6.0. The Auckland ones were puny at 3.7, 4.5 and 3.8.

Try being on the 20th floor of Bowen House during a quake and the building is swaying from side to side (as it is meant to) – then you have something to talk about.