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Reuters reports:

Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss.

But authorities say after her 53-year-old neighbour refused, the central Florida woman aimed a semi-automatic pistol at his house and fired four times. …

Bettner, a former law enforcement officer and boilermaker, said his elderly neighbour has seemed attracted to him since he moved in six months ago. He’s not sure why.

Motto for the future – never turn down a horny 92 year old with a gun!