#AskHamas

News.com.au reports on the spectacular backfiring of Hamas attempting to reach out with a #AskHamas campaign on Twitter.

My favourite response was:

If a tree falls in the woods, and there’s no one to hear it fall, is it still Israel’s fault?

Other good ones are:

  • how it chooses human shields
  • Given a choice, is it better to hide a weapons cache in a hospital’s radiology or pediatrics unit?
  • Why did you murder 30 civilians, including 20 people over the age of 70, at a Passover Seder in Netanya in 2002?
  • Are your brave billionaire ‘leaders’ still urging you and your children to martyrdom from the luxury of a 5-star hotel in Qatar?
  • When is the Gaza City gay pride parade this year?
  • Please provide the exact date of your next rocket campaign vs . And how many dead civilians before you accept a ceasefire?
  • Why did you murder my friends Orit Ozarov and Livnat Dvash and 9 other innocent Israelis at the Moment Cafe on March 9th, 2002?
  • When you drag someone into the street to execute them do you prefer paper or cloth bags over their heads?
  • Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

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