General Debate 19 October 2015

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Odakyu-sen

Shunda

“So why don’t they plant another Montery pine? why does it have to be Totara or Pohutukawa?”

Like, duh! Ausländische Bäume sind verboten.

(Same reason they must have nikau palms up Queen Street.)

I would prefer a Chinese ginko tree (a more fitting symbol of the colonization of Auckland in the late 20th Century by the civilizing East) but the white and brown savages might not take it too well.

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October 19, 2015 7:45pm
mikenmild

It’s a test run, Stigie. If he doesn’t melt down tonight, the nurses will let him out again at the full moon. Something to do with getting the medication correct.
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October 19, 2015 7:47pm
Griff

The religion of love.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/word-of-life-christian-church-where-teen-lucas-leonard-was-beaten-to-death-fueled-by-fear-ex-members/

Six church leaders and parishioners now face charges including manslaughter and assault for a brutal beating in the sanctuary last Sunday that left 19-year-old Lucas Leonard dead and his 17-year-old brother Christopher hospitalized.
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October 19, 2015 7:48pm
nasska

That should help kick things along tonight Odakyu-sen. 🙂
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October 19, 2015 7:48pm
RF

Another crap poll for labour. Micky Savage has gone to ground. Grant is sharpening his knife. Angry Andrew is shit scared. Life is perfect.
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October 19, 2015 7:53pm
dad4justice

“One block of stone on top of another block of stone always seemed a risky way to build on a swamp Dad.”

But I thought the masonic’s worshiped the devil nasska?
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October 19, 2015 7:56pm
nasska

https://www.dropbox.com/s/chublgmvgpetu3f/Atheist%2028.jpg?dl=0
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October 19, 2015 7:57pm
Odakyu-sen

nasska,

The day shift has returned; the twilight madness is indeed setting in (ref: blaze).
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October 19, 2015 7:58pm
big bruv

stigie

Don’t confuse old D4J, its not easy remembering who he is supposed to be, or remembering all those tall tales he has told us over the years. Some of my favourites are…..

1. Outplayed the great Jock Hobbs in a Canterbury rep trial.
2. Won over $200,000 sports betting and then donated the entire sum to his local church.
3. Constantly wins big with his sports bets, claims it is ‘easy’.
4. Goes gliding with his good mate Richie McCaw
5. Claims to know the entire inside story about the infamous LAX incident.
6. Is going to write (in joined up font) a book exposing judicial and police corruption in NZ, this information is only known to D4J it seems.
7. Is going to be the subject of a TV 3 documentary.
8. Claims to have never sent anybody emails threatening physical violence.
9. Swears black and blue that he does not have any other identities on Kiiwblog.
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October 19, 2015 8:01pm
cha

If they select the Donald I suppose they’ll be able to use the excuse that they didn’t nominate a true conservative.

“So I think that — I do think that we’re cooked as a party for quite a while as a party if we don’t win in 2016. So I do think that it’s going to be hard to dig out of something like that,” Priebus told the Examiner. “I don’t anticipate that. I think … history is on our side.”

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rnc-chair-gop-will-be-cooked-as-national-party-with-2016-loss/article/2574253#
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October 19, 2015 8:03pm
nasska

….”But I thought the masonic’s worshiped the devil”…

Not something I know bugger all about Dad. My old man belonged to the Masonic Lodge & I was always told that Masons could worship any one god. Theoretically a Wican could worship Satan & a Hindu could believe in Vishnu.

I always gathered that through design or habit Left-footers weren’t very welcome.
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October 19, 2015 8:05pm
dad4justice

Great to see bigot blouse’s pathological hatred is still as intense as ever. Thank you for displaying another example of your severe and warped obsession with me. Your lies are beyond belief. I actually feel sorry for such a bitter and twisted coward.

GOD HELP this deranged creep.
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October 19, 2015 8:08pm
AgentBallSack

I want to know the full unadulterated story about Ms Peter Davis. Do fill us in?
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October 19, 2015 8:11pm
Shunda barunda

(Same reason they must have nikau palms up Queen Street.)

I have it on good authority that they are in fact Nikau from the west coast of the south island, so not native to Auckland either 🙂

I would prefer a Chinese ginko tree (a more fitting symbol of the colonization of Auckland in the late 20th Century by the civilizing East) but the white and brown savages might not take it too well.

Male or female? female ginkgo’s stink!!!
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October 19, 2015 8:17pm
stigie

Been waiting now for some information ABS on Peter and the sordid incident at LAX for some time now…
Dad’s keeping it close to his chest but i believe there’s a lot of sordid chatter that goes on in the south west corner of Hagley Park these days !~
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October 19, 2015 8:41pm
nasska

That’s Christchurch for you stigie…..a place where men are men & goats worry. 🙂
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October 19, 2015 8:49pm
Awww C-mon

Glad to see movement towards fixing the embrassement that is no tree hill. Pohutakawa up there will look good and probably only thing hardy enough to survive the botanists who commented previously

Popcorn and beer time now while finally reading about LAX, don’t let us down d4j
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October 19, 2015 8:50pm
dad4justice

Gawd you simpletons are beyond help. See you again in a few months you pathetic cretins.
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October 19, 2015 8:52pm
mikenmild

Is it cocoa time, D4J?
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October 19, 2015 8:54pm
Awww C-mon

Cmon dad tell us a story!!!
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October 19, 2015 8:56pm
nasska

This place is hard on one so sensitive as Dad. Perhaps he would find Trueblue a warmer & more caring environment. 🙂
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October 19, 2015 8:58pm
stigie

Do you have to be somewhere Dad…???

It is getting rather dark !~
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October 19, 2015 9:02pm
Awww C-mon

Do y’all laugh, cry or just gape in disbelief when you wander across the stranded??? Fuck me the people are real?? And live amongst us???

“I’m starting to think that we do have a Jeremy Corbyn and her name is Jane.”. OMG
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October 19, 2015 9:05pm
stigie

Only 20 comments on Open Mike today at the Stranded, they seem to have deserted the place….

A bit like Dad deserting us here and not telling us a bedtime story…?
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October 19, 2015 9:14pm
Awww C-mon

Those that are left are mind blowing!!

In every sense!!
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October 19, 2015 9:17pm
Odakyu-sen

Ginko fruit may stink, but you’ll notice the elderly Chinese people collecting the fallen seeds in the One Tree Hill domain each year.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/ginkgo-trees-stink-up-cities-when-seeds-fall-1416869012

What can I say, they are an acquired taste. I remember them well in Japan.

https://1tess.wordpress.com/2010/10/10/fresh-gingko-nuts/

There much, much more to Japanese cuisine than just the stuff on the menu in your local Auckland Japanese restaurant.
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October 19, 2015 9:20pm
stigie

You could say those that are left are hard left Awww.
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October 19, 2015 9:21pm
Nostradamus

See you again in a few months you pathetic cretins

Why “a few months” Mad Dad? Have you been locked up for something?
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October 19, 2015 9:21pm
AgentBallSack

Awww D4J don’t leave us. We waited 28 pool games for you to comment from the VIP box. Is Richie okay?
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October 19, 2015 9:24pm
Jack5

Blaze of Light Posted at 6.33:

The British enabled the Chatham Islands massacre. How do you think Maori got there?

What an ignorant idiot your are, Blaze of Light. The massacre occurred before the Treaty of Waitangi. Maori hijacked a Western ship to get to the Chathams.

Here’s an account of the Maori brutality from Wikipedia:

On 19 November 1835 and later on 5 December, about 900 Māori armed with guns, clubs and axes arrived on the brig Lord Rodney. The first mate of the ship had been kidnapped and threatened with death unless the captain took the invaders on board. The Māori included men, women and children, along with 78 tonnes of seed potato, 20 pigs and seven waka.[ The Māori came from two tribes, Ngāti Tama and Ngāti Mutunga. Initially they were cared for by the local Moriori. When it became clear they intended to stay the Moriori withdrew to their marae at te Awapatiki.

The Moriori debated what to do about the Taranaki Māori invaders and decided to implement a policy of non-aggression. After this hui (consultation) the invaders began to takahi, or walk the land, to lay claim to it. They proceeded to ritually massacre about 300 Moriori, who are thought to have totaled about 2000, cannibalise the dead and enslaved the survivors. A Moriori survivor recalled: “[The Māori] commenced to kill us like sheep… [We] were terrified, fled to the bush, concealed ourselves in holes underground, and in any place to escape our enemies. It was of no avail; we were discovered and killed—men, women and children indiscriminately.” A Māori conqueror said: “We took possession … in accordance with our custom and we caught all the people. Not one escaped. Some ran away from us, these we killed, and others we killed — but what of that? It was in accordance with our custom.”

Ernst Dieffenbach, who visited the Chathams on a New Zealand Company ship in 1840, reported that the Moriori were the virtual slaves of Māori and were severely mistreated, with death being a blessing. By the time the slaves were released in 1862 only 160 remained, 10% of the 1835 population.
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October 19, 2015 9:28pm
AgentBallSack

Jack5 that’s what happens when you’re possessed with lovely brown crackling. Mmmmm Long Pig.
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October 19, 2015 9:31pm
starboard

Ya mams fat and ugly MM as well as being a compulsive liar with a face like a dropped pie.

Good evening.
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October 19, 2015 9:33pm
mikenmild

Goodness, you should hear what she says about you…
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October 19, 2015 9:37pm
stigie

Starbored ya ole flog, dont you think Milky’s mum had enough ?
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October 19, 2015 9:38pm
AgentBallSack

I’d rather be remembered as a bad fuck than a liar starboard. What do you choose?
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October 19, 2015 9:38pm
AgentBallSack

stigie looking at the shape of mikes head I would agree with you
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October 19, 2015 9:39pm
AgentBallSack

“A woman at the centre of a notorious Australian child abuse cases is about to be deported to New Zealand, according to media reports.

The woman, who was identified by the pseudonym “Betty Colt” during court proceedings, will be deported imminently, despite moving to Australia as a child, the Sydney Morning Herald reported.

Colt was part of a 40-strong group that lived in squalid conditions near Canberra.
In 2012, authorities took away 12 children from the group and later testing revealed that only one had parents that were not related.

The children, who were underfed, hardly went to school and lacked basic skills such as how to shower and clean their teeth, later told of suffering sexual abuse.

The case was described as one of the worst instances of child abuse seen in Australia, and news of it made headlines around the world.”

Welcome home. I suggest Masterton
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October 19, 2015 10:13pm
Fletch

If you believe in creation as proposed in the Bible, then Adam and Eve’s children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated.

I’ve wondered about this sometimes. The human race had to start somewhere, right?
I haven’t studied this or anything, but if you look in Genesis 5 –

This is the book of the generations[a] of Adam. When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God. 2 Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Man when they were created. 3 When Adam had lived a hundred and thirty years, he became the father of a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth. 4 The days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years; and he had other sons and daughters. 5 Thus all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years; and he died.

6 When Seth had lived a hundred and five years, he became the father of Enosh. 7 Seth lived after the birth of Enosh eight hundred and seven years, and had other sons and daughters. 8 Thus all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years; and he died.

9 When Enosh had lived ninety years, he became the father of Kenan. 10 Enosh lived after the birth of Kenan eight hundred and fifteen years, and had other sons and daughters. 11 Thus all the days of Enosh were nine hundred and five years; and he died.

12 When Kenan had lived seventy years, he became the father of Mahal′alel. 13 Kenan lived after the birth of Mahal′alel eight hundred and forty years, and had other sons and daughters. 14 Thus all the days of Kenan were nine hundred and ten years; and he died.

15 When Mahal′alel had lived sixty-five years, he became the father of Jared. 16 Mahal′alel lived after the birth of Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and had other sons and daughters. 17 Thus all the days of Mahal′alel were eight hundred and ninety-five years; and he died.

18 When Jared had lived a hundred and sixty-two years he became the father of Enoch. 19 Jared lived after the birth of Enoch eight hundred years, and had other sons and daughters. 20 Thus all the days of Jared were nine hundred and sixty-two years; and he died.

21 When Enoch had lived sixty-five years, he became the father of Methu′selah. 22 Enoch walked with God after the birth of Methu′selah three hundred years, and had other sons and daughters. 23 Thus all the days of Enoch were three hundred and sixty-five years. 24 Enoch walked with God; and he was not, for God took him.

25 When Methu′selah had lived a hundred and eighty-seven years, he became the father of Lamech. 26 Methu′selah lived after the birth of Lamech seven hundred and eighty-two years, and had other sons and daughters. 27 Thus all the days of Methu′selah were nine hundred and sixty-nine years; and he died.

28 When Lamech had lived a hundred and eighty-two years, he became the father of a son, 29 and called his name Noah, saying, “Out of the ground which the Lord has cursed this one shall bring us relief from our work and from the toil of our hands.” 30 Lamech lived after the birth of Noah five hundred and ninety-five years, and had other sons and daughters. 31 Thus all the days of Lamech were seven hundred and seventy-seven years; and he died.

If you believe in the Bible, then Adam and his descendants had very long life spans. 800 years, 900 years etc. You can have a lot of offspring in 900 years, and your offspring can have many offspring in that time also. I think that puts enough generations between offspring and the offspring of that offspring that one could say that you’re avoiding incest. After all, even today second cousins can legally marry can’t they? What about cousins many times removed?

And yes, I know we don’t live as long these days. Later on in Genesis 6:3, God shortens the days of men –

Then the Lord said, “My spirit shall not abide in man for ever, for he is flesh, but his days shall be a hundred and twenty years.”
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October 19, 2015 10:15pm
dirty harry

Bit dull ’round ear tonight
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October 19, 2015 10:26pm
Manolo

Keeping the violent people under control: https://ca.news.yahoo.com/muslims-condemn-britains-plans-combat-extremism-115933511.html

British Prime Minister David Cameron unveiled a new strategy on Monday to combat extremism, saying the battle was “perhaps the “defining one of this century”, but his proposals were condemned by Muslims as demonizing their communities and set to fail.
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October 20, 2015 7:17am
Manolo

Even stephieboy has considered the possibility:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/425750/gop-establishment-thinks-trump-could-win?target=topic&tid=1707
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October 20, 2015 7:19am
Griff

Trump could win the nomination.
It would be a damming reflection of the lunacy in the present GOP.
He could not win the election for president.
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October 20, 2015 7:23am
Scott Chris

There much, much more to Japanese cuisine than just the stuff on the menu in your local Auckland Japanese restaurant.

Yeah. We’re missing out on whale, dolphin and swallowing live squirming octopus – not to mention fugu, fish sperm and raw horse meat.
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October 20, 2015 7:41am