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February 3, 2016 1:52pm by Kokila Patel

General Debate 3 February 2016

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nasska

A problem shared is a problem halved. 🙂
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February 3, 2016 8:30pm
Viking2

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?” The blonde said, “No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.” The milkman asked, “Do you want it “pasteurized?”
Wait for it …

The blonde said, “No, just up to my tits … I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”
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February 3, 2016 8:32pm
starboard

“Joanne Pert murder accused named
Tevita Filo, 24, ”

We all knew didn’t we. We all knew it was gona be a bro. Again I highlighted it back when it hit the news , to howls of outrage from hand wringers on here..down ticks galore.

Lets just hope next time it happens its not YOUR sister, wife, grandmother on the receiving end of a violent native attack here in the good ‘ole wild west of Nil Ziland..where a murder charge generally gets you a sloppy wet bus ticket whack.
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February 3, 2016 8:33pm
Reid

I’m just wondering what the problem with American dominance is?

Why don’t you ask the people of…

Korea
Vietnam
Chile
Argentina
Phillipines
Marshall Islands
Burma
Italy
Peru
Syria
Ukraine
Thailand
Puerto Rico
Albania
Spain
Egypt
Cuba
South Korea
Costa Rica
Iran
Guatemala
Pakistan
Indonesia
Jordan
Laos
Haiti
Syria (again)
Cambodia
Lebanon
Iraq (again)
Ecuador
Turkey
Saudi Arabia
etc
etc
etc

I haven’t even got up to present day.

You don’t know much do you Lucia.

You need to get out more.

Smell the roses.

Not sure how you can be an aware Christian and so terrifically unaware of worldly machinations, considering who is at the heart of them all.

Perhaps you should look in the mirror, as well as smell the roses.

Over to you.

Know you won’t understand.

Just like the crowd who condemned Jesus and freed Barrabus instead didn’t understand.

Know that.

Just saying.

In case you one day, remember this, and start thinking for yourself.

Blessings.
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February 3, 2016 8:33pm
dad4justice

“Whats wrong Dad? You’re not your normal happy self tonight.”

I am very happy we won the cricket my TAB account is much better for the victory. Life is sweet thank you Hillbilly.
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February 3, 2016 8:34pm
Viking2

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly

Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she

Ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over … women like that are hard to find.”
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February 3, 2016 8:36pm
Viking2

You know why a woman’s work is never done.

Don’t get up ear;y enough.
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February 3, 2016 8:38pm
nasska

….”I am very happy we won the cricket my TAB account is much better for the victory. Life is sweet”….

That’s great Dad. You probably haven’t enjoyed anything this much since you discovered what a wank is. 🙂
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February 3, 2016 8:42pm
Keeping Stock

What’s the difference between David Bowie and the Australian top six batsmen?

At least Bowie made it to 69 😀
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February 3, 2016 8:49pm
dad4justice

Grow up Hillbilly you stupid old dry drunk!
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February 3, 2016 8:50pm
Stars And Stripes

Reid – I don’t think hardly any of the people of the countries you name have a problem with American dominance as they are all queuing up to immigrate to the good old USA.
Chew that one over and ask yourself why.
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February 3, 2016 8:55pm
mikenmild

Have you had any positive interactions with actual humans today, D4J?
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February 3, 2016 8:56pm
Awww C-mon

Do you class those heifers he fits into sz 7 pumps as humans MM?
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February 3, 2016 8:58pm
lofty

In relation to poor mr Dotcoms sore back problems.

If I may offer my professional view, being the mate of a chiropractor.

The problem will be with the new squeeze/floozy/home base ticket/gold digger..her back is in dire jeopardy as she will more than likely break it while snapping at it.
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February 3, 2016 8:59pm
Monique Watson

I tried to lease a development to a brothel once Nasska. Wrong area of town for the girls. Too far away from the CBD and Mermaids. And the location would suit more rural clientele. If I lower the ceilings for comfort for the gals would you bring the flock through Khandallah? We could split the difference. And face it, it’s classier than Wainui.
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February 3, 2016 9:01pm
AgentBallSack

D4Js in!

“…Kim Dotcom and his new girlfriend Elizabeth Donnelly have broken up, after a relationship which lasted a mere two days in the spotlight,

Dotcom, 42, took to Twitter to announce the end of his whirlwind relationship on Wednesday evening, saying: “Elizabeth and I have ended our romance.”

He then blasted the media and public and said it was “unacceptable” how they had treated the 21-year-old student. ”

Never saw that coming!
Mind you 2 days of true love with those titties and I would be on my deathbed
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February 3, 2016 9:02pm
lofty

ha ha is that true nut sack..??? If so its as funny as fuck.
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February 3, 2016 9:04pm
nasska

….”will you bring the flock through Khandallah?”….

Not a problem Monique. I’m sure that the broadminded folk resident in those parts will adapt.

Eventually. 🙂
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February 3, 2016 9:06pm
AgentBallSack

Stuff is reporting it as true. So its 50% likely!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/76552948/kim-dotcom-and-elizabeth-donnelly-end-brief-romance.html
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February 3, 2016 9:07pm
lofty

Well ABS in that case i haven’t laughed that much since my dear Old Granny caught her tits in the wringer.

Thanks for the giggles after a prick of a day.
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February 3, 2016 9:10pm
Keeping Stock

What is “unacceptable” is how Dotcom treated the 21-year-old student, who is young enough to be his daughter. He had no hesitation talking about her to all his social media followers, but moans that the media picked up on it. He really is the pits.
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February 3, 2016 9:11pm
dad4justice

“D4Js in!”

Got more than I can handle at present nut sack.
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February 3, 2016 9:13pm
AgentBallSack

Oh and Santners 2 wickets off 2 balls for 0 was a masterclass. Roll on Saturday! 20 degrees and a howling southerly forecast.
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February 3, 2016 9:14pm
lofty

Yep KS that is very very true, he is a con and a sleaze no doubt, but she is 21 and one would presume her eyes were wide open.

The ridicule probably tuned her up and her family kicked her arse, after SHE expressed her family’s approval of her “true” lust.

Stuff em both!
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February 3, 2016 9:16pm
notrotsky

NZ’s fourth estate trolling the corpulent krauts twitter for news stories…………classy and so professional !
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February 3, 2016 9:16pm
AgentBallSack

KS exactly. HE announced it to the world. Doesnt he realize NZ MSM just rehashes tweets and masquerades it as news yet? He really is fucking stupid.
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February 3, 2016 9:17pm
Sponge

KS, ABS et all,

Do you think there is the possibility that he just made this romance up in a fit of lust and the usual suspects in the media lapped up his bullshit and reported it as fact? Now he looks like he is covering his foolish and expansive arse.
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February 3, 2016 9:18pm
Captain Mainwaring

No sign of Penny Nutbar today. Obviously deep in strategy meetings about how to blame the police (and John Key) when things get out of hand at tomorrow’s parade of misfits, anarchists and soap-dodgers.
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February 3, 2016 9:18pm
Sponge

one would presume her eyes were wide open.

Well Lofty they would be once he lay down on top of her – sort of like a blue cod brought up from 90 meters.
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February 3, 2016 9:20pm
Awww C-mon

More than can you handle Dad??

Been a clearance sale at blowupcompanions.com??

#tyrerepairkit
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February 3, 2016 9:21pm
lofty

Whew sponge…I grunted just reading that…poor wee thing.
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February 3, 2016 9:22pm
Awww C-mon

Drumming up support Capt.

Penny walking one way and Minto the other ain’t much of a protest
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February 3, 2016 9:23pm
Captain Mainwaring

“Penny walking one way and Minto the other ain’t much of a protest”

Sounds like a shitload of fun though – these two idiots at war with each other.
A bit like the Liabore caucus actually.
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February 3, 2016 9:29pm
dad4justice

I see James Sleep has come back as Awwwful. Oh well I guess son of Klarkula had to reappear one day.
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February 3, 2016 9:36pm
Monique Watson

NAasska The broadminded folk quite likely keep chickens so the manure might come in handy! And will be discernible from the other shit flying around three sections over where Peter Dunne is domiciled! Detour!
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February 3, 2016 9:37pm
stigie

Mad Dad’s quite happy tonight…when is the next full moon ?
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February 3, 2016 9:37pm
Awww C-mon

Fuckin leftie idiots hate and blame everyone else, had to start on each other sooner or later.

If Liarbore was as good at politics as they are at self implosion they would rule for the next 20 yrs
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February 3, 2016 9:37pm
Awww C-mon

You’ve tried that one before Dad, you are as wrong as Sue Bradford in a miniskirt
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February 3, 2016 9:40pm
dad4justice

Goodnight James have an Awwwful Sleep.
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February 3, 2016 9:42pm
Awww C-mon

Going so soon Dad, early parole officer meeting before opening up the store?
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February 3, 2016 9:50pm
Keeping Stock

Irony alert:

“Elizabeth and I have ended our romance. It is unacceptable how the media/public is treating her,” he told his almost 480,000 followers.
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February 3, 2016 9:52pm
Northland Wahine

Having a quiet cackle over the bunch women’s weekly readers comments regarding Jabathecon and his lithe liz. Gentlemen, hand in ya man cards.
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February 3, 2016 10:08pm
Awww C-mon

Kuia, what’s the inside word over waitangi and JK?
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February 3, 2016 10:11pm
Sponge

Whew sponge…I grunted just reading that

Sorry Lofty – should I have suggested a gurnard?
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February 3, 2016 10:27pm
Lucia Maria

Cha

This?.

I’m just wondering what the problem with ~~American~~ Russian dominance is?

Does this mean you think that once the Americans are totally dominant, then the Russians will take over? Or are you just making a simple substitution argument that works as a soundbite on a blog but has no real meaning whatsoever? I’m picking the latter.
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February 3, 2016 10:37pm
Lucia Maria

Reid,

Why don’t you ask the people of…

Korea
Vietnam
Chile
Argentina
Phillipines
Marshall Islands
Burma
Italy
Peru
Syria
Ukraine
Thailand
Puerto Rico
Albania
Spain
Egypt
Cuba
South Korea
Costa Rica
Iran
Guatemala
Pakistan
Indonesia
Jordan
Laos
Haiti
Syria (again)
Cambodia
Lebanon
Iraq (again)
Ecuador
Turkey
Saudi Arabia
etc
etc
etc

Well, I’m sure the first people on your list, the Koreans, much prefer an American dominant world rather than being slaves of the latest Kim with the weird hair.

You know, Reid, without the Americans, the world would probably be a much more violent place with less countries that are safe to live in. I personally prefer a world the way it is now than the alternatives, which is not peace and love and butterflies.

The problem with your list is that you consider the Americans to be the sole cause of each country’s problem, rather than each one being part of many influences that the Americans just happen to be involved with in one way or another.
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February 3, 2016 10:41pm
RF

Poor dot com. I hear he was about to consummate their union when the gantry chain broke and he squashed her. Poor Liz is now in a tiz.
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February 3, 2016 10:44pm
Kea

Lucifer the liar. All who follow are doomed
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February 4, 2016 12:12am
cha

I’m picking the latter.

Didn’t members of your kin spend more than forty years living under Russian dominance Lucia?.
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February 4, 2016 12:26am
Left Right and Centre

(1) Waitangi BS – I say don’t bother with the contemptuous threatening sneering nasty disrespectful bastards. Fuck them all.

(2) I listened to some meals on wheels fiasco interview on red radio – and the woman from meals on wheels just kept giving non-answers to questions. Everything started with ‘So’. So – we’ve done a meal assessment, quality measures. JC: Yes, but what do you say to such and such about it not being fit for a dog ? Woman: So – non-answer gobbledegook – prepared speech answer.

What a joke. Sounded like a moron. How did the ‘so’ intro to every sentence start ? Always women and men not so much so. Do they know how fuckin retarded they sound ? tatter ta tatter ta tatter like a printout. So – we’ve done blah blah. So – what we did then was. So – I’m starting everything with so. So – have you noticed ? So – I’ll bet you have. So – why keep on saying ‘so’ to start every sentence ? So – it gets on your wick. So – stop it. So – so becomes a word that means – I’m about to talk – so – shut up ? So – it’s like they’re on autopilot. So – I’m a robot. So – I’m the so robot. So – I’m the sobotron so-called sobot. So – I’ve non-answered all of your questions now. So – I’m going. So long !!

(3) Someone called Dr Libby has a weekly Q&A feature in something called The Wellingtonian . . . ‘wellness’ expert. Too American. Another US non-word. Well-being ? I wonder if that’s deliberately done to be all American because if you want to be cool – copy everything they do (to be ‘down’ and trendy with the young hip crowd ?). Just a guess. Who knows. Wellness is a fuckin stupid made up word from America. Fuck their shit.

(4) I just thought this was a laugh – late at night – this person with five minutes to go scores themselves the old classic vices from the supermarket – what else would you go there for ? exprt gld12p $17. JPS Red 26s Pkt $26.50. That is all.

$43.50 on fags and booze – man alive !! Da ciggies – zey are pri-cey, yah ? Got ma drink in one hand, take a drag with the other.
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February 4, 2016 5:50am
igm

John Key once again correct, MSM and leftards proven wrong, as I have read more than 30% of scum tossed out of Aus have committed sexual offences since returning here.
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February 4, 2016 7:09am
cmm

Come on be fair…..

Musicians as talented as Dotcom have always pulled the chicks.

I’m sure she came away with a personally autographed Good Life CD.
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February 4, 2016 7:56am
cmm

@igm:

“John Key once again correct, MSM and leftards proven wrong, as I have read more than 30% of scum tossed out of Aus have committed sexual offences since returning here.”

Time for those Greenie/Labour MPs that walked out of parliament to apologise…. if they had a shred of decency.
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February 4, 2016 7:59am
Kea

“without the Americans, the world would probably be a much more violent ”

Tell that to the Syrians, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, the 36 African countries Obama put troops into to kill people Jews hate….
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February 4, 2016 8:03am
sooty

The police fucked up by mollycodling protesters.
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