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Rodion Raskolnikov

“Good morning, fellow leftists.”
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May 16, 2022 11:14am
redqueen

Labour and the Greens: Mansplaining all the way.
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May 16, 2022 11:14am
Aunty

I heard Marama is quitting the Green party and wants to join Labour.
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May 16, 2022 11:18am
Tomtoddy

“Hey its not a new tax. Get that clear. It is a levy”
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May 16, 2022 11:29am
krazykiwi

Oh yeah? Show me your Frequent Flyer miles then.
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May 16, 2022 11:33am
krazykiwi

You remind me of my mothers.
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May 16, 2022 11:34am
Nickc2

We’re the two Props in the front row of the Parliamentary Rugby Team. Do you want to play Hooker?
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May 16, 2022 11:40am
Marty McFly

Hey Grant, looking at her hair this closely, I agree that we could do her hair up like Nándor Tánczos
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May 16, 2022 11:41am
westernScientist

Robo just farted, and Shaw is yelling at everyone that it is evidence of climate change.
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May 16, 2022 11:44am
DeepBlue

Nicola is morphing into Nándor, following sleepless nights over the latest Labour/Green policy.
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May 16, 2022 11:49am
marcw

You could only dream of achieving my carbon footprint Nicola.
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May 16, 2022 11:51am
Creature from the river of filth

“nah-uh honey, that’s my man”
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May 16, 2022 11:53am
- Niz
  
  James to the others: And they still think it’s about the climate!!
  
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  May 16, 2022 12:31pm
mstewart

“You want to collect LESS TAX ????
Are you completely nuts ???!!!!”
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May 16, 2022 12:16pm
Mobile Michael

“But Nicola, your understanding of economics is be better than ours, but we have the votes. So, nwah!”
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May 16, 2022 12:17pm
Ceejay

With Labour’s Grant Robertson gazing on sceptically, Nicola Willis and James Shaw choose an awkward moment to discuss post-election coalition arrangements based on their parties’ unanimous agreement on emissions reduction targets.
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May 16, 2022 12:23pm
JimBobJoe

Comrades!
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May 16, 2022 12:24pm
herb1

If there was a man in the picture ,this would be a good example of overbearing males
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May 16, 2022 12:27pm
Richard

Robertson (thinking): I do enjoy looking down my nose at Nicola. She’s the one who will be handling the horrendous debt and inflation mess I’ve created, and she’ll still have Shaw to deal with as he’s unemployable. It’s true what they say: I’m better at creating disasters than Muldoon….. that’s a win, isn’t it?
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May 16, 2022 12:33pm
bjools

Grant: (thinking)…She has no idea how stupid we are….
James: (stating)…You have no idea how stupid we are…
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May 16, 2022 12:35pm
Thought Criminal

“Wait, I thought you knew something about finance and economics?”
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May 16, 2022 12:51pm
Jimbo

All together: “Speaking as the hand propping up the dummy…”
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May 16, 2022 12:51pm
Thought Criminal

“We’ll get it right next time.”
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May 16, 2022 12:52pm
Libertarians are right

“Are we intimidating your with our smugness?”
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May 16, 2022 12:56pm
Hometruth

trust us we are the goverment
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May 16, 2022 12:58pm
RRM

But Air New Zealand OFFSETS all of the carbon my flights dumped into the stratosphere Nicola!

That means it’s OK.

Help me out here Grant, this literal Nazi doesn’t get it!
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May 16, 2022 12:58pm
Steve Otto(North Shore)

Grunt, “Righto, we got that new Tax in the bag. What Tax hoax are we going to hit the bastards with next?”
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May 16, 2022 12:58pm
Alan Wilkinson

We won’t be leaving you an economy to run, Nicola.
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May 16, 2022 1:00pm
Matt Long

Our combined IQ times 1000 is still net zero Nicola, are you on board?
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May 16, 2022 1:03pm
chukar

All for one,, and one for all.

It clearly is a one party government
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May 16, 2022 1:03pm
Matt Long

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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May 16, 2022 1:08pm
- BeaB
  
  Brilliant.
  
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  May 16, 2022 3:33pm
Stellaboxer

“ you keep her talking and I’ll grab her wallet”
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May 16, 2022 1:11pm
Taieri

What else can we fuck up today?
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May 16, 2022 1:13pm
WaveyDavey

I’ve got more Airpoints™ than both of you combined
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May 16, 2022 1:15pm
Gravelroad

Right Nic and Jim – let’s get ready to rumble.
We want a clean fight.
No holds barred.
My decision will be final.
Any disputes to be adjudicated by my fellow referee, Trev the duck and diving Mallard.
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May 16, 2022 1:18pm
Frank the tank

BMW Jimmy having a job interview with his reference (Grunter) in attendance.
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May 16, 2022 1:27pm
Albert_Ross

The lyin’, the witch and the designer wardrobe
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May 16, 2022 1:27pm
Don Beckett

Robbo: “You remind me of my mum.”
James: “You remind me of both my mums.”
Nicola: “Well, neither of you remind me of my son – he’s better looking and has more brains than the two of you combined.”
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May 16, 2022 1:30pm
Tricati

Nicola, I told you, it doesn’t matter if you are right, we have bought the media and will continue feeding the public crap until we get our way.
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May 16, 2022 1:32pm
leoj

[ Mod …. nope. Save that sort of rubbish for the pub ]
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May 16, 2022 1:36pm
Bush Apologist

(Public servant shoe gazing and looking at watch)
” . . . . . “
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May 16, 2022 1:37pm
Ultima

“Nicola, Grant will show you how to cook the books when you takeover next year.”
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May 16, 2022 1:40pm
Anne Scott

Nicola, silently, to herself: “Gentlemen, why do you think I’m stupid? I do not need you to explain how monetary policy works. I’m biting my tongue so hard I’m going to scream with the pain soon!”
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May 16, 2022 1:49pm
Tom Hunter

“Grant, James, you’ll just have to put up with my opposition to your various ideas. After the next election I’ll have more flexibility.”
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May 16, 2022 1:56pm
mogg

Yeah he hasn’t got a clue and he’s running the economy, I can’t believe it either.
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May 16, 2022 1:59pm
Tauhei Notts

Don Beckett’s comment at 1.30 is the winner.
Well, it is if I am the judge.
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May 16, 2022 2:12pm
Takere

“James! he, she, him, her …. and Robo he, she, him, her …. how many more emissions are emitted for generating the pro-noun intro’s on every email, communication, etc … for all of the woke comm’s in government and in the bureaucracy?”
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May 16, 2022 2:23pm
coge

It’s okay. Most kiwis are unaware about their Bill of Rights!
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May 16, 2022 2:38pm
Ticket To Ride

Shaw: I’m fine with it. We maintain that discrimination is absolutely not ok, but an exception is straight white males.
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May 16, 2022 2:39pm
Sacha

The country’s in the very best of hands –
original score L’il Abner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2FNfcvQIfo

And a more recent version, which matches my mood these days –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDUONkyAygU

Enjoy!
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May 16, 2022 2:59pm
NoVictim

“And then I told them it would only affect polluters and not households, ahahahahah”
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May 16, 2022 3:04pm
Justitia

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”
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May 16, 2022 3:10pm
Nigel Kearney

Rainbow Labour caucus meeting: blue, red, and green factions quibble over how to implement socialism.
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May 16, 2022 3:16pm
BeaB

Give it a rest, Nicola. Jimmy is mine.
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May 16, 2022 3:32pm
Libertarians are right

“Haha, we fooled you al! We’re Communists, not Socialists!”
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May 16, 2022 3:34pm
Suze Wainwright

I’m really sorry, but walks around the Botannical Gardens, followed by a craft beer, just isn’t my thing…
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May 16, 2022 3:45pm
Loddenthinks

And then I said, “Now we can all get some sleep!”

A Clayton’s reference for those who remember, and can recognise a Clayton’s government.
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May 16, 2022 3:47pm
trout

‘That bridge we offered to sell you is still available!’
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May 16, 2022 3:50pm
Prince

(Robertson) ‘Please tell me this is a nightmare, and not a premonition of December 2023’.
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May 16, 2022 3:58pm
Zorba

Ennio Morricone.
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May 16, 2022 4:12pm
Local Miller

Robo thought bubble: Wait till you see what a mess the books are when you take them over in 2023.
Shaw: Great meeting you, but I’m sure you will still be in opposition in 2023.
Nicola thought bubble: You cowboys don’t have a chance of being on the treasury benches in 2023, and I’m going to nail Liebour to the wall with everything we’ll reveal about your time in power.
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May 16, 2022 4:44pm
expat

See Marama, I told you Robbo could pull enough money out of the hat to buy our way back into parliament!
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May 16, 2022 5:09pm
Pateke

I know! Hard to believe they bought the lot!
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May 16, 2022 5:38pm
JamesP

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner.
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May 16, 2022 5:38pm
James Stephenson

“It’s going to take a lot longer than nine years to fix the mess we leave behind this time.”
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May 16, 2022 6:14pm
NZL Fusion

And you get an electric car, and you get a electric car …..
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May 16, 2022 6:24pm
DistantObserver

“Bean … “
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May 16, 2022 7:00pm
santiago

“Whaka off sweetie, he’s mine”
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May 16, 2022 10:30pm
Momorangi

Willis realizes she’s owned when Shaw retorts “Read my lips, World Economic Forum darling”
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