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Thursday Caption Contest

August 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm by David Farrar

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Photo from Yahoo. And as usual please aim for wit, not vitriol.

UPDATE:

We may have a winner with this from Flash:

You have failed me for the last time, Peter.

Avada Kedavra!

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159 Responses to “Thursday Caption Contest”

  1. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    shouldn’t have had that vindaloo last night Judith

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  2. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    “bring me the head of mike moore..!”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  3. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    “no..!..i don’t want any collagen injected into my lower lip”..

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  4. gd (2,286) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    men in Black

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  5. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    it’s obvious I’m going as Darth Vader not batman..

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  6. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    “come my fellow new zealanders..!..look deep into my eyes..

    and see how much i love you..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  7. moleski (2) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    “i … am your father Luke”

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  8. Matt (186) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    “What? No, I wasn’t following you Phil”

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  9. fishbowl (36) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    ha hah ha – you vil neva find my heart to drive za stake . NZ’s future ambassaor to Transylvania

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  10. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    “do you think i’m a bit over-dressed for the school jamboree..?”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  11. Peter (1,134) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    I have felt it.

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  12. clipone (2) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Airbrush this…. my lovely press secretary…

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  13. krazykiwi (9,188) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    It’s been photoshopped. The fangs are missing.

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  14. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    well i’ve got to start dresssing like a dictator now

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  15. JesusCrux (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    Helen Clark wearing sunglasses and a coat.

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  16. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    “i think i need some nice drop-earrings with this outfit..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  17. J Mex (170) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Now, where does John keep those bins…

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  18. krazykiwi (9,188) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    phil… you’re a veritable torrent of wisecracks today. good stuff.

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  19. Peter (1,134) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    The force is with you, young Key, but you are not a Jedi yet.

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  20. rfhoward (378) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    THE GODMOTHER.

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  21. Peter (1,134) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Rob Muldoon, circa 1954

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  22. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    “don’t fuck with me..!..i have spys..that work for me..!..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  23. Exclamation Mark (73) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Welcome to the Matrix, My name is Clarkius.

    Do you want the red pill or the blue pill?

    Actually, no scratch that, you WILL have the red pill!

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  24. AGJ (541) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I’m looking for Neo.

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  25. Insolent Prick (417) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    Helen fancies her chances as secret service agent protecting Hillary after the next election…

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  26. gryfon (10) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    “Why do you think a stake through my heart would kill me, when the stake I’ve had up my butt for years hasn’t yet?”

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  27. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    “It’s just a jump to the left, and a step to the right…”

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  28. dave_c__ (49) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Just preparing for my own funeral….

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  29. gryfon (10) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    “I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Clarkula.”

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  30. ben (2,366) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    “No lieutenant, your men are already dead.”

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  31. llew (1,532) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    OK, I took the red pill – so what is the Matrix?

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  32. Rob Good in LA (12) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Winston, I am your Father.

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  33. Spam (566) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Clark dressed up to go looking through rubbish bins.

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  34. Frank. (607) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Definitely NOT Zorro

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  35. motheroftwo (5) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    I wonder if this look is suitable for my narrator’s role in
    “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

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  36. Tina (687) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Something at the UN will do….. with a car and medical insurance.

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  37. motheroftwo (5) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Clark stylishly conceeding defeat to John Key election night 2008

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  38. Insolent Prick (417) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    “Helen turns up to Tau and Tuku’s Tight Five Party a little bit late…”

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  39. casual watcher (289) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    ‘And why wouldn’t I be this country’s preferred Prime Minister ?”

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  40. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Now if I could just find the right handbag to go with it

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  41. Rob Hosking (69) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    [singing]
    “Ahm a SOUL MAN!”

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  42. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Wikipedia rejected this image?

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  43. David Farrar (1,754) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Ignore this test comment

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  44. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Jesus is coming….look busy!

    (stole that one)

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  45. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Test this comment’s ignorance.

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  46. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    I vant to duck zee mud zats coming zoon. F*ck Goff…er off I zaid!

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  47. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    On first glance thought DPF had provided a caption:

    “Miss Teen South Carolina”

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  48. dime (6,432) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side”

    goddam shes a sith lord.. she will disolve parliment i tells ya

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  49. Inventory2 (8,891) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    I hear they’re doing a re-make of The Blues Brothers – I want Belushi’s role! I’m on a mission from God!!!

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  50. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    My farts put small children in hospital

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  51. Inventory2 (8,891) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Enjoy this while it lasts you right-wing bloggers – it’ll be illegal soon – heh, heh, heh!

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  52. Exclamation Mark (73) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    All dressed up for snooping around John’s rubbish bins.

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  53. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Dammit, and hurry up I AM smiling!!!

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  54. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Happy fucking birthday….:)

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  55. llew (1,532) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    That’s a great photo. Someone should have the balls to use it in the campaign.

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  56. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Guess what, I’m not wearing any underwear….

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  57. llew (1,532) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Thanks for that VB – got a caption too?

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  58. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Talk to the hand

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  59. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    lol funny llew!

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  60. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    Brrr, tis chilly being left outside when this far down visiting the polls, wheres my penguin friend Cullen gone?

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  61. tim barclay (886) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    “Have a nice day”. Morre was far too kind she herself has morphed into Darth Vader.

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  62. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Inner beauty is all that matters

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  63. Wycroft (749) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    The politics of personal destruction haven’t worked, perhaps these Blue Blockers will do the trick.

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  64. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    This coat looked so much better in the shop!

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  65. CraigM (681) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Terminator 4 : Arnie isn’t aging well.

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  66. Vox Populi (9) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    “Let’s do the time warp again!”

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  67. Wycroft (749) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I can’t recall banning rays, but we must have, it says so right here on the lense.

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  68. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    That brazilian still hurts!

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  69. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    The original Hell Angel in disguise

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  70. MrTips (121) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Even I get sick of the crap from Sonic…

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  71. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    “now, where did I leave the dagger?”

    “Oh yes, I left it with, er in, Mike Moore”

    “Mmm…feeling a sharp pain in my back”

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  72. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    That’s Queen Bitch to you….

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  73. krazykiwi (9,188) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Wear carpet. Don’t lick it.

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  74. sonic (2,818) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    In best Austrian accent.

    Hasta la vista, baby.

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  75. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Is it just me or is everything shite? well at least I’m at the top of the shitheap

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  76. Pita (326) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    What do you mean smile?…I am smiling

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  77. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in years

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  78. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    “Mmm, damn shades will only stop the muzzle flash. Pixie caramel please?!”

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  79. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    God am I horny today!

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  80. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Party Pills Banned

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  81. Pita (326) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Nothing that a little airbrushing won’t fix.

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  82. Peter (1,134) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Viva Las Vegas

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  83. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Introducing….Roger Gnome Drag Queen

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  84. Porcupine (242) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    “Thank god they caught me on a good day” :sad:

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  85. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    It doesn’t matter, we can change the law tomorrow

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  86. pdq (82) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Revealed: The Parnell recycling fairy.

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  87. Pita (326) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    And this, little children, is what happens to you when you mix with bad company!

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  88. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    I have PMS be afraid be very afraid….

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  89. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    I still get a bit of bother from my penis now and then

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  90. Fletch (4,405) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    ‘No one will recognise me at the strip club in this outfit’.

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  91. virginblogger (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Just off the meet the EB

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  92. Fletch (4,405) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Undercover brother.

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  93. infused (557) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    “Cullin, Break his legs”

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  94. Michaels (1,305) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Just jab in the Botax NOW!!!

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  95. Flash (9) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    You have failed me for the last time, Peter.

    Avada Kedavra!

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  96. Fletch (4,405) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    SATURDAY, SATURDAY…SATURDAY.

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  97. Redbaiter (13,197) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Judith says- “I’ve always admired the strong manly type..”

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  98. Murray (8,833) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    You have failed me for the last time Admiral Hodgeson.

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  99. Mark (490) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Helen,

    Just off to an audition for the Rocky Horror Show.

    See I’m nothing like Muldoon.

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  100. Wycroft (749) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    What did Dorothy Parker say?* I hope it works.

    *Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses

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  101. CraigM (681) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    “Fuck I’m ugly”

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  102. CraigM (681) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    I know…..no vitriol. But she is. Inside and out.

    Moment of anger brought about by……ok. Me.

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  103. Wycroft (749) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    I’m detecting a hint of vitriol rather than wit there Craig – and we were all doing so well!

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  104. Wycroft (749) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Ah, that was a quick piece of self-regulation – you’re clearly a solid, right wing, free market citizen of the world.

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  105. baxter (893) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    ” Dam! Now where did I leave my hat and broomstick.”

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  106. red neck (64) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Its Helens rocky horror show meets mike moore, or mother of darth vadar,who cares?
    anyway tomorrow i will be a day older , but this woman will still be ugly

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  107. philu (13,393) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    “fly my pretties..!..fly..!..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  108. Buggerlugs (1,609) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    “La Magra is coming! The souls of the twelve will awaken La Magra! And there’s nothing you can do about it, Daywalker! “

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  109. unaha-closp (888) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    Helen Clark opens bird sanctuary.

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  110. Gabriel Pollard (9) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Now I can get away with all sorts of things now I have a poker face, or at least the glasses.

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  111. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    I vill vant take five zets in zees kolor zank u. Mezinks zee mud vill not showzup on zee black.

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  112. red neck (64) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    From the little house of horrors
    FEED ME PETER FEED ME,feeed me

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  113. Rex Widerstrom (4,971) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Cook the man some eggs, Judith.

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  114. Policy Parrot (175) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    “Look into the neuraliser:”

    Various PR disasters wiped from public memory.

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  115. Peter (1,134) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

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  116. Andrew Bannister (213) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    “This should get me close to Brian Tamaki”

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  117. Tina (687) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    “The Albanian prols must fight the cold winds of globalisation to the last drop of their blood.
    As for me?….so long and thanks for all the fish”

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  118. Precipice (33) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Jake and Elwood inherited all the rhythm and compassion, I got the brains.

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  119. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    http://www.nzcpr.com/petition.htm

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  120. jaz.morris (97) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Helen vies for the vote of the underclass…

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  121. Policy Parrot (175) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Re: The Perfect Man’s link:

    Another Tory site masquerading as an “independent political issues” website. Sure this bill stinks, but why follow its example by claiming a fair and honest look at political issues, when in fact – it is home to the zeal of zealots – Muriel Newman.

    As if she was an “independent” voice.

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  122. Insolent Prick (417) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Unlike your failed blog, Policy Parrot, in which you continuously put up stupid justifications for stupid socialist policy, and got beaten in arguments so overwhelmingly, so often, that you made your blog open only to your friends.

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  123. Craig Ranapia (1,912) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    “There’s going to be hell to pay if my stylist is dating anyone in John Key’s office.”

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  124. Craig Ranapia (1,912) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    “Sorry, Prime Minister. That was supposed to read Dalmatian community event, wear costume for photo op.”

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  125. Right of way is Way of Right (1,056) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    OK, why doesn’t the Men In Black outfit come with that nifty little memory gizmo! I could make the whole electorate forget about that stupid Electoral Finance Bill then!

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  126. side show bob (3,660) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Mr Spock, ” it’s life Jim but not as we know it.”

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  127. Marc (25) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    “We haf vays off makin you talk”

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  128. The Perfect Man (88) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    PP my mistake, had 2 windows opened and meant that to go in another thread. But no apologies for the site itself, if I or others wanna petition we will, at least MN is doing something about what she believes.

    BTW kudos to all, esp DPF for starting this hilarious thread, even phil u had some great photo cap lines. Such a creative lot.

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  129. noskire (721) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    In a desperate bid for votes, PM agrees to ride a motorcyle in 2008 “Boobs on Bikes” parade. Mike Moore to ride shotgun.

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  130. noskire (721) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    “as a woman … I won’t comment, except to say I don’t see it as appropriate ‘entertainment’. I much prefer to be the entertainer.”

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  131. zinzan (6) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    “Who needs a strike wing? I’m enough to scare the crap out of anyone!”

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  132. Lee C (4,499) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    Now, who’s been a naughty girl, then?

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  133. kisekiman (224) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    Dude, isn’t there a tinny house around here somewhere?

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  134. frederico (72) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    maybe i should eat more veges and kiwifriut.

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  135. Simon (380) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
    Oh, I believe in yesterday.

    Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be,
    There’s a shadow hanging over me.
    Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

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  136. MrReasonable (3) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

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  137. Castafiore (263) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Quitely waiting incognito for Tizzie to pick me up.

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  138. a3catlady (58) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    “ooooo its the Wizard of Oz, she’s rather small don’t you think Dorothy?”

    or

    “you’re not in Kansas now Dorothy” – Good point where the hell are we???

    or

    “shhh dont tell the Emperor has no clothes……..just this old coat and sunglasses from the op shop”

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  139. coge (128) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    “I bought myself a village,…To keep myself amused.”

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  140. a3catlady (58) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    “Oh no it Cruella, quick hid the puppies pongo”

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  141. Tina (687) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    “I’ll leave in a black S-61 from the front lawn at Waitangi.
    unless that Okker Bastard Foreign Minister Downer cruels my appointment as “Artist in Residence ” with the IFOL in Geneva. Bloody Australians.”

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  142. vto (1,098) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    “I want more!”

    or

    “I want moore!”

    or

    “whatchu lookin’ at? I’ll take you out!”

    or

    “come on we are late for the ballet”

    or

    “give me sausage!”

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  143. red neck (64) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    (the suns rising soon) must make my way back to the coffin

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  144. Frank. (607) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    The Grim Reaper!

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  145. emmess (1,188) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    I vant to suck your vallet

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  146. burt (5,962) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    Forced into an election on a tight budget Labour decide to scimp on photoshop expenditure. The sun glasses saved thousands.

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  147. burt (5,962) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

    Would you buy a used car from this woman?

    Would you buy a forth term for this woman?

    You would if you didn’t know you were paying for it!

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  148. pdq (82) Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    The Parnell panty thief.

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  149. tim barclay (886) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 6:00 am

    Someone should do a series of photo montages showing her slowly morphing into Darth Vader as portrayed above.

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  150. Brian Smaller (3,835) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Phil u – well done.

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  151. Frank. (607) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 8:55 am

    The authoress of the controversial “Electoral Finance bill”. A real Riot.

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  152. NX (595) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Helen Clark dressed for a secret meeting with the Exclusive Brethren.

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  153. NX (595) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 11:02 am

    “Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to infiltrate Dr Brash’s office & download his files. Your party will self destruct if you do not succeed”.

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  154. NX (595) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Helen likes to get into character for her persona Selma.

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  155. NX (595) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Exclamation Mark Says:

    Welcome to the Matrix, My name is Clarkius.

    Do you want the red pill or the blue pill?

    Actually, no scratch that, you WILL have the red pill!

    :D ^^ I like that one.

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  156. krazykiwi (9,188) Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Democracy’s Undertaker

    Your better off dead than with Labour.

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  157. Zarchoff (100) Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Join me and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!!!

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  158. Zarchoff (100) Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Helvis has left the building!

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  159. GerryandthePM (328) Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    “Singing With The Tsars” contestant Roy Orbison

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