Update needed
The big red website is rather out of date.
When I used to be in charge of National’s website, I took it as a matter of pride that we would have the new rankings and portfolios done within hours.
At least Labour have not had the problem of leadership changes. Whenever there was one looming I would discretely start preparing new material just in case there was a change. And hey then after the coup, we could have the website correct by the evening news.
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November 13th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
To which the obvious question is how many web-based leaders did you have ready to go?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
How’s it out of date? Maybe they’ve updated it in the five minutes since you posted, but Phil Goff has correction, and Mark Burton is just happy being the member for Taupo…
[Maharey is still listed as being Minister of Education, plus it is still in the order of the old Cabinet]
November 13th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Maybe they have been busy doing other things.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
That reminds me. I updated Wikipedia during election counting to say that Bill English was the Prime Minister. Where did all those last minute Labour votes come from? Labour’s computer hackers perhaps?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Or was is Don Brash? It seems so long ago.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
“Where did all those last minute Labour votes come from?”
South Auckland
How did you miss that?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
I have just clicked onto the Labour Liars site and I am astounded that they don’t age ? It must be the big red rocket lickspittle juice that the conniving creeps consume in copious amounts ?
I suppose Helen’s gang are dedicated followers of fashion because they act like bird pooh collecting concrete statues who just keeping hanging around walking in circles of absurdity ?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
National’s website still has Chris Simpson listed as the party’s General Manager.
http://www.national.org.nz/Office/partypeople.aspx
Might want to flick them a wee email David.
[DPF: Actually he still is, so it isn't out of date]
November 13th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Tane , do you drink the stop all aging process lickspittle juice, just like they do in Auntie Helen’s gang ? Can’t wait for the next pledge card photo of her ?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
The big blue site seems to have gone downhill since you left … they don’t seem to updated their policies since the 90′s
November 13th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
No Dad, but I found your submission on the EFB today. Hilarious.
http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/C59B85D8-6F0D-4162-A237-7470FA00BB10/64606/dad4justice1.pdf
November 13th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Tane , do you cock your leg or sit down to spray your socialist lickspittle juice everywhere ?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Tane, a couple of sites for you:
blogstalkersanonymous.com.gtfo
soyouareobsessedwithablogger.com.fu
iwishdpfwasmydad.co.nz/tanesdiary.html
November 13th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Kimble, you’re almost as funny as D4J. Great stuff!
November 13th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Dude, that was weak.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Tane , where is the link to your submission ? ouch !
November 13th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/C59B85D8-6F0D-4162-A237-7470FA00BB10/64606/IHeartLabourTyranny.pdf
then under a different name (sock puppet)
http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/C59B85D8-6F0D-4162-A237-7470FA00BB10/64606/WewouldntHaveToDoThisIfHalfOfYouDidntInsistOnVotingForNational.pdf
November 13th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
I have to admit that D4J was in the zone at 7.50pm. That’s quite simply the funniest comeback I’ve read today.
November 13th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
I suppose at least National has a general manager, Tane Tutae. What’s Labour got? A series of lapdogs, at best.
As for the Greens, I heard Fitzsimmons speech on the Misappropriation Bill 2nite – she’s either really more stupid than I thought, or far too trusting of the 9th floor’s promises.
I might head up to the Coromandel and throw the big “I need $100,000 to set up a Land Rights for Gay Whales Trust” number at her – then we can have a piss up in her honour.
November 13th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
True, it does say that. It doesn’t say it in red like on all the other MPs’ pages, which is what I guess I missed.
November 13th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Gotta love the way Klark’s looks just don’t change. Where on earth do the papers get these photos from, that make her look like she’s just sucked on a lemon??
November 13th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Helen looked at a lemon and it turned blue , true Peter told me – lol
November 13th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
The vote always swings to the left at the end of counting due to the large labour polling booths in south Auckland.
My favourite submissions are the ones where people clearly not using their own name ask for anonymous donations to be outlawed. Hm.
Anyway, on topic (sort of) – the Greens got in trouble a few elections back for linking to some really dodgy sites, but if you looked in the page source, they were commented out “until after the election”.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
National’s website still has Chris Simpson listed as the party’s General Manager.
http://www.national.org.nz/Office/partypeople.aspx
Might want to flick them a wee email David.
[DPF: Actually he still is, so it isn’t out of date]
Well done Tane.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Goodness!
And to think that Tane and his mates have been banging on about Chris Simpson for the last couple of days now. You mean to say they haven’t got their facts straight?
The standards must be slipping at The Standard.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
And just in case it’s not only Ben who’s been hoodwinked:
http://www.thestandard.org.nz/?p=630
Well done. Even managed to slip in a Hollow Men reference. Plumbing new (low) standards.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:20 am
Oh yes it is a huge conspiracy involving the Exclusive Brethren when a staff member returns from maternity leave.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:38 am
Tane lies, a puppy dies…
November 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Wow, BURNED Tane! Frcking burned! BAHAHAA!