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AP reports:

A district attorney’s office spokeswoman says an ex-model found dead in a suitcase and missing her fingers and teeth was identified through her breast implants.

Spokeswoman Farrah Emami said 28-year-old Jasmine Fiore was identified using the serial number from her implants because detectives couldn’t use fingerprints or dental records.

Who knew breast implants have serial numbers!

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13 Responses to “They have serial numbers?”

  1. andrei (1,189) Says:

    Fun things? I don’t suppose being mutilated and stuffed in suitcase was much fun for Miss Fiore at all.

    [DPF: My post was on breast enlargements, not on the killing of Miss Fiore]

  2. Patrick Starr (3,662) Says:

    I seem to recall that became necessary when they starting leaking

  3. Cerium (12,308) Says:

    Some people must have more serial numbers than Shortland Street. Unless it only applies to boob boosters.

  4. anonymouse (259) Says:

    You obviously haven’t seen season 2 of “the wire” then….

  5. scrubone (1,041) Says:

    Who? Anyone who watches CSI, SVU, Law and Order…

  6. Rex Widerstrom (4,529) Says:

    Are they indented, so they can be read by feel after installation? (and when the wearer… err… recipient is still alive).

    Coz if so, I just found a new career objective…

  7. wikiriwhis business (1,176) Says:

    I really think humour should be kept out of this.

    Irene Aesher has still to be found also.

    She could still be suffering a horrendous kid napping situation.

  8. V (393) Says:

    Were the greens calling for them to be microchipped?

  9. wreck1080 (2,009) Says:

    yeah csi had this precise scenario.

  10. stayathomemum (140) Says:

    or maybe in this case it should be macrochipping?

  11. peterwn (1,541) Says:

    There was a gang who stole cars, swapped engines, id numbers etc and registered the car afresh. They came to a sticky end because an owner had scratched his initials on the insides of the hubcaps.

    Just like the kidnapper who went to the trouble of going a 100km or so to use a pay phone to ring about the ransom then rang a few of his mates while the card was still in the slot.

    The cops deserve these sorts of lucky breaks.

  12. ManukauMum (133) Says:

    Of course they have serial numbers – don’t you guys watch CSI?

  13. llew (1,532) Says:

    Thay’re in braille.

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