The Durex MPs survey
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:54 pm by David FarrarBeen texted screen shots of the annual Durex survey about NZ MPs. They seem to have two additional questions this year. First the normal question:
Off memory John Key has won the male title for the last two years but with Winston back and a more prominent David Shearer, he may have competition. Also the addition of Jami-Lee Ross into the ranks. I suspect his harem in the Research Unit will be voting for him multiple times.
Nikki Kaye won the female award first time, and then Jacinda Ardern the following year. None of the new Green MPs are included (for which I am sure they are very grateful) so the old favourites may battle it out.
I suspect more women will answer this question, than men. But, hey who knows.
Another new category, with several different names there. I wouldn’t want to be the person who has to inform the winning MP, they have won.
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- 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey
- Bridges reported to be okay after counselling
- Who will win this match?
- Colin Espiner’s Awards
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:12 pm
#18: Paula Bennett would make me turn gay.
(Disclosure: I am a man.)
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Politician with a sexual device in their handbag
Vote:shame
It would go with the hand jive
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:14 pm
I agree with RRM.
Vote:I’d love to get my hands on [deleted by DPF - be subtle, not gross]
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:17 pm
>Politician with a sexual device in their handbag or backpack.
Clearly not Darren Hughes, unless someone sells a backpack that is large enough to carry a swiss ball.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Well we should all votew for John Bamks just to piss him off. Imagine his ego if he ran away with the gay vote
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Does this facile trivia add anything at all to anything at all?
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Beyond banal, beyond vapid, beyond contempt – if this is the level of our elites it is no wonder we a screwed.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Inanity to the power of ten. Absolute rubbish.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Stop having fun, people; Positan Andrei & Manolo are here.
The internet is for serious business only, shame on you all.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:37 pm
And once again Andrei, Bible in hand, emerges from his cupboard under the stairs to show us the error of our frivolous ways.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:56 pm
poster most likely to molested young boys?
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 6:59 pm
I heard there were additional questions that were scrubbed at the last moment
Vote:1. which politician would you most like to cure of erectile dysfunction?
2. which politicians would most likely have a threesome?
February 2nd, 2012 at 9:08 pm
re RRM
Sorry – but I can’t see “fun” where the “values” are as obscenely destructive.
Vote:February 2nd, 2012 at 9:32 pm
I heard the bloggers edition was coming out?
Vote:February 3rd, 2012 at 8:19 am
“>Politician with a sexual device in their handbag or backpack.”
I love the fact that they put Don Brash on that list – made me giggle!
Vote:February 3rd, 2012 at 8:44 am
Durex : Get it on
Vote:February 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 am
how did gerry miss the list? hes been bringing the chick vote to national for years
Vote:February 3rd, 2012 at 9:29 am
You’re a sad person if this is your idea of fun.
Vote:No wonder so many good people would never consider any public office if this trash is what amuses the voters.
February 3rd, 2012 at 9:45 am
Kiwiblog
DPF’s Kiwiblog – Fomenting Happy Mischief since 2003
lighten up
Vote:February 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 am
> I love the fact that they put Don Brash on that list
Obviously trying to appeal to the superannuitant vote. As for Darren Hughes, I didn’t realise he was a politician.
Vote: