The Durex MPs survey

February 2nd, 2012 at 5:54 pm by David Farrar

Been texted screen shots of the annual survey about NZ . They seem to have two additional questions this year. First the normal question:

Off memory John Key has won the male title for the last two years but with Winston back and a more prominent David Shearer, he may have competition. Also the addition of Jami-Lee Ross into the ranks. I suspect his harem in the Research Unit will be voting for him multiple times.

Nikki Kaye won the female award first time, and then Jacinda Ardern the following year. None of the new Green MPs are included (for which I am sure they are very grateful) so the old favourites may battle it out.

I suspect more women will answer this question, than men. But, hey who knows.

Another new category, with several different names there. I wouldn’t want to be the person who has to inform the winning MP, they have won.

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20 Responses to “The Durex MPs survey”

  1. RRM (9,924 comments) says:

    #18: Paula Bennett would make me turn gay.

    (Disclosure: I am a man.)

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  2. Griff (7,741 comments) says:

    Politician with a sexual device in their handbag
    shame
    It would go with the hand jive

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  3. thor42 (971 comments) says:

    I agree with RRM.
    I’d love to get my hands on [deleted by DPF - be subtle, not gross]

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  4. davidp (3,581 comments) says:

    >Politician with a sexual device in their handbag or backpack.

    Clearly not Darren Hughes, unless someone sells a backpack that is large enough to carry a swiss ball.

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  5. Viking2 (11,471 comments) says:

    Well we should all votew for John Bamks just to piss him off. Imagine his ego if he ran away with the gay vote :lol: :lol: :cool:

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  6. Positan (390 comments) says:

    Does this facile trivia add anything at all to anything at all?

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  7. Andrei (2,657 comments) says:

    Beyond banal, beyond vapid, beyond contempt – if this is the level of our elites it is no wonder we a screwed.

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  8. Manolo (13,783 comments) says:

    Inanity to the power of ten. Absolute rubbish.

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  9. RRM (9,924 comments) says:

    Stop having fun, people; Positan Andrei & Manolo are here.

    The internet is for serious business only, shame on you all.

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  10. nasska (11,537 comments) says:

    And once again Andrei, Bible in hand, emerges from his cupboard under the stairs to show us the error of our frivolous ways.

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  11. Griff (7,741 comments) says:

    poster most likely to molested young boys?

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  12. Monique Watson (1,062 comments) says:

    I heard there were additional questions that were scrubbed at the last moment :)
    1. which politician would you most like to cure of erectile dysfunction?
    2. which politicians would most likely have a threesome?

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  13. Positan (390 comments) says:

    re RRM

    Sorry – but I can’t see “fun” where the “values” are as obscenely destructive.

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  14. V (720 comments) says:

    I heard the bloggers edition was coming out?

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  15. Richard29 (377 comments) says:

    “>Politician with a sexual device in their handbag or backpack.”

    I love the fact that they put Don Brash on that list – made me giggle! :)

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  16. Falafulu Fisi (2,179 comments) says:

    Durex : Get it on

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  17. dime (9,972 comments) says:

    how did gerry miss the list? hes been bringing the chick vote to national for years

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  18. BeaB (2,123 comments) says:

    You’re a sad person if this is your idea of fun.
    No wonder so many good people would never consider any public office if this trash is what amuses the voters.

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  19. Griff (7,741 comments) says:

    Kiwiblog
    DPF’s Kiwiblog – Fomenting Happy Mischief since 2003

    lighten up

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  20. ross (1,437 comments) says:

    > I love the fact that they put Don Brash on that list

    Obviously trying to appeal to the superannuitant vote. As for Darren Hughes, I didn’t realise he was a politician.

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