Pay Up!

I made $7.50 from my illegal ACT leadership book. The TAB should hire me as a bookie.

A total of $60 was bet, and I need to pay out $52.50. Thanks Rodney for winning, as you had the lowest odds.

Ben, Gordon, Grant and Phil owe me a total of $25. I owe Berend, Drone, Scully, Millsy and Tomas a total of $17.50.

My next books will be on:

Will the Progressive Party ever make over 0.1% in a poll?
How many Maori seats will Labour lose at the election?
Will Winston Peters stop being Helen’s lapdog in the House?

Suggestions for appropriate odds are welcome.

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