Good Disclaimer

Like most, I get sick of all those lawyer written disclaimers you get in e-mail – blah blah must return e-mail if received by mistake blah blah.

I much prefer the disclaimer I got in an e-mail today:

Notice: Unless you have exactly seven (7) letters in your middle name, you may read only the words in the above message that start with a vowel and/or contain the letter z. Failure to adhere to this notice will result in Microsoft Explorer 2.0 being installed on your system as your default browser and a fee of one dollar ($1) per word that you have read that is in violation of the above mentioned statement.

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