Police Traitors

A local Police commander is upset that there are “one or two people who seem to take delight in bringing the District and Police in general into public ridicule“.

He suggesed the following reasons for doing so:

(a) For money
(b) For a free lunch and drinks
(c) Sex
(d) Stupidity or lack of judgment
(e) All of the above

I had no idea one could get sex for criticising the Police. This sounds like a great plan. Could someone from the Police elaborate exactly how criticising the Police leads to sex? I would settle for free lunch and drinks, but if option (c) involves policewomen and handcuffs that is hard to resist 🙂

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