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August 9, 2005 11:27am by David Farrar

Dating Stories

Insolent Prick is trying to compete with Cathy for most outrageous dating stories.

We await Part Two.

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Cathy

It is not a competition.

I am positively nice, polite and quiet compared with that guy!!

Part 2 of the story I predict will see Miss Coromandel hurt, shamed and humiliated.

I have never done that to any male.
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August 9, 2005 1:30pm
Insolent Prick

Wondering just how long I can tantalise readers with the promise of a second part, before they accuse me of doing a Winston!
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August 9, 2005 1:39pm
dim

Heh. Presumably after shagging the teenage beauty queen he went off and beat up loads of gang-members and ninjas. Ain’t the internet wonderful?
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August 9, 2005 2:24pm
Insolent Prick

I agree, Dim. The internet is a wonderful thing.

Envy isn’t.
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August 9, 2005 2:35pm
pundito

he’s a lefty, it comes with the territory (how else can they justify their dogma?)
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August 9, 2005 3:11pm
dim

Prick – you should take your blog to it’s logical conclusion and write a post claiming to have a huge dick.

Then I’ll be really jealous.
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August 9, 2005 3:44pm
Insolent Prick

Dim, it’s not just the size of the tool that matters, although that is important.

It’s about how it handles in the wet.
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August 9, 2005 4:02pm
Belt

Yawn.
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August 9, 2005 8:53pm
Whig

Good God Russell Brown is a humourless twat:

“…one of the more curious characteristics of the local right-wing blogosphere is the frequency with which its denizens need to keep assuring everyone they’re getting some, oh yes they are. In which spirit, this story from Insolent Prick, which DPF thinks is hilarious (which it is, although not in the way that IP presumably intended).”

Geez, does EVERYTHING have to be about partisan politics Russell? Methinks the poor man is a little sexually frustrated himself…

Oh, and Russell, right wingers and classical liberals do have better sex lives, mainly because we shower and shave occasionally ;o)
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August 10, 2005 12:15pm
Insolent Prick

Who is Russell Brown? Never heard of the dickless non-wonder!
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August 10, 2005 12:21pm
Whig

You just answered your own question IP. But here is the link:

http://publicaddress.net/default,2402.sm#post2402
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August 10, 2005 12:29pm
Insolent Prick

I’m not particularly fascinated with the idea that some random pinko commie is trying to capture some of my audience by attempting to associate himself with my blog. What kind of limp-wristed name is Russell, anyway?
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August 10, 2005 1:04pm
dim

Russells comment does seem like a harsh generalisation – I can’t think of any other right-wing New Zealand blogers that have posted their sexual fantasies online. Actually, I don’t think we’ve seen such a transparent cri du coeur from any other New Zealand bloggers, left or right.

Poor little guy . . .
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August 10, 2005 1:22pm
Cathy

The funniest part about IP’s post is that it is bound to upset precious little retentives like Brown.

Good job IP.
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August 10, 2005 1:58pm
David Farrar

I emailed Russell to point out that I don’t like the suggestion that I endorse something by linking to it.

I also mentioned to him that I don’t believe anyone could be as neathandal as IP purports to be, and it is pretty obviously a windup.
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August 10, 2005 2:42pm
Insolent Prick

What I find slightly curious is the inference from wowser pinkos that I’m bragging and fantasising. The purpose of the post was not to wind up hen-pecked commies who aren’t getting any. Nor, as you’ve observed, Cathy, was it to compete with you.

I felt strong peer pressure to document the Miss Coromandel story, due to constant references to me and Miss Coromandel on your blog, in addition to others. It was only fair that I set the story straight.

Which is what I’ve done, in the most matter-of-fact way possible.

Pity that the only point that the retarded Left take from reading my blog is that I’m somehow parading the fact that I get to pork lots of hot chicks, and I don’t. It is a fact: I do pork lots of hot chicks, and they don’t. But that’s self-evident. And the reasons why they don’t get any are very clear.

They’re the dregs of society. The humourless losers. The blamers. The “Waaaa! Mummy! Somebody stepped on my toe, and I’m too much of a bitch-boy to slap them back!” kinda people. The envious bottom-dwellers, who instead of succeeding in life, can only ever hold resentment in their hearts that they’re not getting what the rest of us have worked very hard to achieve.

So I’m not offended by them. Not at all. And by the same degree, I don’t care if they are offended.
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August 10, 2005 2:48pm
dim

You don’t endorse something by linking to it, true. But you kinda do by implying that you’re looking forward to the sequel.
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August 10, 2005 3:24pm
David Farrar

I look forward to reading many left wing blogs also but doesn’t mean I endorse them. Endorse means agree with the views expressed.

I don’t think gays burn in hell and women are just good for sex. But for that matter I don’t think IP does either, and that he was being provocative for the sake of telling the story.
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August 10, 2005 3:34pm
donna

You don’t have to be a lefty to reach the conclusion that ‘Prick’ (natch!) is a pretty sad, lonely little guy.

And as for his site being a wind-up, the only truly shocking thing on it is the statement that he’s in his early 30’s!

He comes off as a fourteen year old schoolboy who’s read too much PJ O’Rourke. I hope for his sake that’s really the case.
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August 10, 2005 3:43pm
Insolent Prick

Donna, there are two kinds of chicks who disagree with me:

1. Pinko Commie Hen-Pecking Sows; and
2. Ugly Chicks.

The two groups are by no means mutually exclusive, but without going much further, which of the two groups are you in?
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August 10, 2005 5:10pm
Donna

The comments section of Pricks blog is also a comic goldmine.

Cathy Odgers writes:

. . . Women are attracted to you because they think they can tame or change you. It is so funny to watch because you are real and they can’t.

I have never met a socialist who could attract women the same way the likes of you do.

They are jealous.’

To which Insolent Prick replies:

‘. . . The good news is that in the cool, good-looking, and successful circles, hot chicks are easy lays. It may be difficult for the pinko commies to come to grips with that easy fact: that hot chicks dig successful guys. . .’

There’s plenty more like this, including entries in which Prick drunkenly beats up all his workmates but doesn’t get fired because he’s so AMAZING at his job (at which he earns LOADS of money) that the company would collapse without him.

Keep it coming.
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August 10, 2005 5:57pm
pundito

Donna: IP may seem way over the top and full of BS, but there are people out there who are IPs in every facet of their lives. They typically earn over $100k, (you don’t get to that income unless you are good or can Bullshit your way there), and having that kind of income, tend to buy better everything. When I lived in Wellington, there were whole rugby teams of these type of guys running around. They always had loads of women hanging around, and naturally if the pickings are good, the guys would tend to favour the hotties, and so the bar got raised, and everybody had to step up or get ignored.
Unfortunately for ugly fat women, biology determines that men can have a fall back option, that of good provider for the offspring, even if they are Fugly themselves- harder to pull off no doubt. (The guy who does Child of my Time has done quite a bit of work on this area, and even had a demo on one of his shows where he pulled up outside a store on rodeo drive, in a Rolls or similar, the table of chicks he pulled up next to thought he looked attractive, they didn’t give him the time of day when he had strolled dressed up in University professor attire Old fashioned tweed jacket etc.
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August 10, 2005 6:36pm
Cathy

Donna,

Don’t take offence to any of this. IP is a brilliant character.

He is a real guy writing the stuff, but moreso and more importantly he represents a real section of society that would not be allowed to behave the way they do if certain types of women were not so stupid and airheaded to see that these kind of guys are really very bad for them.

There is nothing funnier than watching a friend of mine who is an IP himself, go out with these stupid silly little girls who think they can change him or be “the one”. Despite all the warning signs these women CONSISTENTLY put the money (funnier as most of it is all in trust) and the good times ahead of what is important. Of course, that is being with someone who is not a complete and total arsehole and actually respects you.

IP’s of this world are put on it to teach these silly little girls a lesson. Enjoy it.
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August 10, 2005 7:13pm
sally

Donna – you are entitled to stamp your foot, sulk, pout, roll your eyes, fold your arms, and act in an indignant fashion, when describing and recalling the sheer chutzpah of Insolent Prick.

Alterntively, simply don’t read his blog.
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August 10, 2005 9:22pm
Cathy

Now…note my prediction in first comment above and read the conclusion of the story.

“Part 2 of the story I predict will see Miss Coromandel hurt, shamed and humiliated.

I have never done that to any male”……..

And so she was.

So predictable………….seen it a million times.

IP was an arsehole for lying to her and taking date 2 to same bar he took Miss Coro but Miss Coro deserved it for being a stupid bitch in the first place.
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August 10, 2005 9:44pm
Red Fred

IP’s daughter.I cannot wait till my good looking well paid brothers double team her,or his mother,they are not fussy.
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August 10, 2005 9:45pm
Insolent_Prick

Red Fred, if they’re your brothers, then you’re genetically connected, which makes the likelihood of them being either good-looking or well-paid extremely low.
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August 10, 2005 10:14pm
Hmmmm

IP do you play the piano as well as sing?
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August 11, 2005 1:32am
Red Fred

IP,specialist bat stroker,his own bat of course.I tried to interest my brothers in ya mudder IP ,but they assured me they did have some standards,low by all accounts.I thought that should qualify them perfectly,they said not thatlow!!!!,they have some standards.Shit I said what happenned to”any old slut wiill do”.
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August 11, 2005 5:29am
Insolent Prick

What is this, Hmmmm? The Spanish Frigging Inquisition?

That reminds me of a story. Good reminder. Ta.
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August 11, 2005 9:28am
Cathy

Actually, I have had an idea for a story.

Miss Ten dates IP and they both blog their respective stories of the evening.

Set it up Farrar, this election week is awfully boring.
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August 11, 2005 5:36pm
Insolent Prick

Who the bejeezus is Miss Ten? Is she nice and slutty?

Actually, I don’t believe in your theory that only some chicks are slutty and silly, Cathy. All chicks are basically like that.

Bring on the hottest, most virtuous, prim young thing, and the result will be the same.
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August 11, 2005 5:56pm
David Farrar

I’m not sure IP going home by himself would be much of a story. And Miss Ten is not presently available for dating!
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August 11, 2005 6:01pm
Cathy

IP meet Miss Ten

http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/archives/008388.html

More than met your match IP.

Unfortunately for you she seems rather smart.
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August 11, 2005 6:04pm
Lucyna

See, IP, this is what happens when you don’t work your way up the blogs, first by reading, then commenting, and then when you get either brave enough or annoyed enough, starting your own blog. Then you’d know who Miss Ten was.

And you obviously haven’t met enough women to think that all of us are slutty and silly.
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August 11, 2005 6:11pm
Red Fred

AL asshole I got $1000 to punt on my brother Glenn outearning you tinpotter by at least $200k or shut up unless you do earn $400K.Money talks ,bullshit walks.
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August 11, 2005 8:47pm
Red Fred

AL asshole I got $1000 to punt on my brother Glenn outearning you tinpotter by at least $200k or shut up unless you do earn $400K.Money talks ,bullshit walks.
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August 11, 2005 8:48pm
Lucyna

Red, AL’s not around at the moment. Maybe later tonight or tomorrow. Can see you’re getting a tad impatient there. Of course, he might just ignore you.
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August 11, 2005 8:53pm
rob hosking

Utterly shameless plug here..

I think this theme – especially RB’s accusation that all bloggers from what is vaguely called the right side of the political specturm are over-anxious to discuss their sex lives – has great potential and I’ve posted on the topic at http://hosking.blogspot.com/2005/08/sex-and-liberal-conservative-blogs.html
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August 11, 2005 9:21pm
Anna

No I am not ‘nice and slutty’ – nor am I single 🙂
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August 11, 2005 9:32pm
nigel 6888

tut tut Red, discussing money in company, tiresome as well as unutterably vulgar.
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August 12, 2005 10:59pm
Dominic

I feel free to discuss the details of my sex life. Especially in a forum such as this. I’ve kept everything under wraps (though of course I can never bring myself to use a condom) for such a long time and I don’t expect everyone to understand what it’s like for me but I can see that most of the people who read this blog will understand where I am coming from.

I guess you could draw some line between the sexual abuse that I suffered when I was growing up and the way that I enjoy myself now. However I wouldn’t. It seems like a bit of a cop out to me.

Something those liberal commie pinkos would say.

Personally I think that it was simply that I started having sex with girls at a young age. She was 9 and I was 13. And I never liked the look of anything over that age after then. I think the oldest girl that I have every really enjoyed was 14. I’ve slept with a few actual woman but they never turn me on. There is just too much going on. They always expect some kind of emotional response from me and I am not willing to give anything like that to another person.

Anyway. I would just like to say that I agree with you all. I am a prominent business man, very rich and successful and I never have any problems getting it. Enjoyed the post IP. I have a group of friends that has a standing bet that we can humiliate and destroy any woman that is nominated by the others. Perhaps you would like to participate?

Cheers
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August 13, 2005 10:02am
Rowan

Hate to blow this for you folks but I know the chick who writes this blog. She’s one of those feminists who thinks they are funny.
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