Cheetahs for hire

Dear Wellington Zoo,

I see that you now hire your cheetahs out for private functions.

I have a regular function every Monday morning at 10 am which would benefit from the presence of your cheetahs.

Please let me know the earliest possible Monday they will be available, and then at 10 am deliver them to the 10th floor of the Beehive. I suggest you just place them in a lift and push the 10th floor button, as there will be specialist keepers up there waiting for them.

I’ll arrange for the cheetahs to be returned to you, well-fed.

Many thanks

David Farrar

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