Cactus Kate advice for Simon and Ali

Cactus Kate has advice for Simon Dallow and Ali Mau who can’t afford their $940,000 QV house.

She first suggests lower tax rates would help. One can only agree.

But then her next strategy is suggesting Simon and Ali need to both have sex scandals and sell them to the highest bidding women’s mags like Matthew Ridge does.

It’s not an entirely bad strategy, but who could they have the scandals with to make it believable? I mean they’re both so nice. So Simon and Rebecca Loos for example just wouldn’t be believable. Maybe Simon and Lorraine Downes? And Ali with some rugby league player doesn’t work either. Maybe with a younger David Kirk?