Phil Goff has been handing out lots of advice lately from telling Neelam Choudary to bring a chaperone to have coffee with Richard Worth, to his musings on how a younger woman would not be interested in an older man.
Simon keeps asking me for coffee after our Breakfast television spot early on Thursdays.
Should I take a chaperone?
Thanks and keep up the good work. I am enjoying your strong positive leadership.
Jacinda Ardern M.P.
And Phil’s reply:
Lovely to hear from you. I have looked up your parliamentary profile and indeed you are a strikingly beautiful young lady. I don’t know how I haven’t noticed you before and for that I apologise.
It is clear to me that you should always take a chaperone. That Bridges lad reminds me a lot of myself at that age. In which case you are always under danger.
I suggest speaking to one of Helen’s old people and arranging a chaperone. They could possibly wait in the car while you have these meetings and you can text a warning to them if you feel in danger. Make sure you keep these texts for later use. We could set Bridges up a beauty.
I am embarrassed to mention this but considering your comments recently I need clarification.
As a woman if I receive some 100 text messages and phone calls in the space of a few months, should I think a man finds me sexually attractive?
I ask as it is Duncan Garner again, he just won’t leave me alone. Is he hiding his attraction to me under the guise of journalism? I am old enough to be his mother, but he’s a cuddly little pup.
Hopefully this may become a regular series!