America’s Cup Drinking Game Rules

These rules invented tonight by DPF, Stoo, MikeE, Rasputin, Pamziewanzie and Molly May.

Drink one sip

* Penalty requested
* Mark rounded
* Error by crew
* Russell Coutts shuts the fuck up
* Lead changes

Finish your vessel

* Penalty awarded
* Mast snaps
* NZ wins race
* Peter Montgomery hits Russell Coutts

Finish the bottle (vodka)

* Boat sinks
* Peter Montgomery kills Russell Coutts

Let the race begin!