All Black Jokes

Heard about the All Blacks new bra? All support but no cup.

What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist? An arsonist woouldn’t waste five matches.

What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final? The All Blacks

What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra?
At least Viagra gives you a semi.

Graham Henry gets handed a mobile phone and is told “this is Wayne Barnes’s phone”, Henry says “how did you know”, the reply is “it had 15 missed calls”

What’s the difference between a tea-bag and the All Blacks?
A Tea Bag stays in the cup longer

Hat Tip: Red Confectionary

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