The Manawatu Standard reports:

The man thought he was in for an early Christmas present when he got an alluring text offering him the friendly company of two young women.

They invited him around for some close attention, helpfully suggesting he get his gear off to save time. So off he went, reached the house, and threw his clothes through the front window prior to entering.

Trouble is, it was all a joke and the householder wasn’t two little lovelies pining for passion, but someone else altogether – who promptly called the police.

Seriously, how stupid (or horny) do you have to be to just walk naked into a house you’ve not been to before, merely on the basis of text messages?

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