The winners of the 2007 Darwin Awards have been announced.
- The 21 year old couple found naked and injured on the road. Their clothes were found on the roof of a nearby building, which it seems they rolled off during sex.
- The 58 year old who couldn’t drink alcohol orally due to a throat ailment, so drank two bottles of sherry by way of enema.
- The 24 year old girl who stuck her head into a lift shaft to yell to people downstairs. The lift came.
- The drunk 23 year old who not only hopped into the bear cage, but hopped in naked.
Been a few years since a NZer got nominated.