2007 Darwin Awards

The winners of the 2007 Darwin Awards have been announced.

  1. The 21 year old couple found naked and injured on the road. Their clothes were found on the roof of a nearby building, which it seems they rolled off during sex.
  2. The 58 year old who couldn’t drink alcohol orally due to a throat ailment, so drank two bottles of sherry by way of enema.
  3. The 24 year old girl who stuck her head into a lift shaft to yell to people downstairs.  The lift came.
  4. The drunk 23 year old who not only hopped into the bear cage, but hopped in naked.

Been a few years since a NZer got nominated.

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