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Phil the Inspiring

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Buggerlugs

I PAID FOR THAT SHIT?
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July 16, 2009 5:39pm
mattinnz

This has to be a joke!
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July 16, 2009 5:41pm
Nomestradamus

I like this part of the pamphlet:

If you had just one thing to say to make a difference to New Zealand…
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAY IT.

Dear Phil
I’ve been waiting to tell someone that what really matters is [fill in the blank]

So, Kiwiblog readers, what “strikingly beautiful” things would you like to say to Phil Goff? 🙂
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July 16, 2009 5:50pm
Ratbiter

Oh dear…

Couldn’t he just work harder in the house, and in that way appear to be a compelling leader of the opposition? Or am I showing my naivety here?
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July 16, 2009 6:13pm
Ratbiter

And in similar news,

I notice there is a new-look national.org.nz, that has every current media release on what our elected representatives are doing. It has also changed from the campaign08 light blue scheme, back to a more traditional National dark blue. (I assume Kiwiblog will again be following suit??)

Can anyone clarify whether the funding of all this National re-branding is different than that for these silly Phil Goff pamphlets, or much the same as them?

[DPF: First of all don’t be a fuckwit and suggest my blog colours follow National’s branding in some way. Why do you just invent lies – I mean seriously?

Secondly as far as I know national.org.nz is paid for by the National Party, and not out of the parliamentary budget. This is unlike labour.org.nz which is taxpayer funded – note the crest on it. So your suggestion is unfounded]
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July 16, 2009 6:25pm
thedavincimode

Flap flap. Squawk squawk.

What a crock of shit.

What an arsehole.

What a fuckwit.
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July 16, 2009 6:38pm
homepaddock

Ratbiter, the national.org website is paid for by the party not the taxpayer.
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July 16, 2009 6:43pm
Ratbiter

[DPF: First of all don’t be a fuckwit and suggest my blog colours follow National’s branding in some way. Why do you just invent lies – I mean seriously?

I may be misinformed but I do not tell lies thank you very much.

National used to be dark blue. Kiwiblog used to be WordPress standard dark blue. A lie?

National seriously broke with tradition and went light blue for their Election08 campaigning. Kiwiblog also is now light blue. A lie? Compare Kiwiblog to any other weblog that is still using the wordpress standard dark blue scheme to confirm.

[DPF: “so your suggestion is unfounded”

I phrased my “suggestion” in the form of a question, and at least one other human being (e.g. homepaddock) managed to interpret it in that way.

[DPF: “as far as I know national.org.nz is paid for by the National Party”

Thank you, that is what I was after. The question of can anyone confirm this (without the AFAIK rider) still stands.

[DPF: My God you have too much time. I have no idea what the colour used to be, or now is. Up until around 2006 it was a standard WordPress template, and yes was some sort of blue. Some stage in 2006 Inspire designed a custom template and banner for me. It was also blue. I have no idea if it was a slightly different blue to before, but the change was around two years before the 2008 campaign. ]
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July 16, 2009 6:58pm
Steve

Dear Phil
I’ve been waiting to tell someone that what really matters is when will you get your grubby hands out of the taxpayers wallet?
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July 16, 2009 6:59pm
wreck1080

Labours inspirations generally mean spending up on as much shit as possible.
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July 16, 2009 7:03pm
Buggerlugs

…and leadership ready to be bold.

What, is he going to have a shag with a National Party activist? I got news for you Phil…
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July 16, 2009 7:04pm
Tauhei Notts

Mr Moderator,
It is imperative that you continue to allow Ratbiter’s venomous comments.
Without his comments readers might forget what a filthy lying species of mankind the Labour Party people are.
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July 16, 2009 7:29pm
grija767

What a great advertsment, to make it really effective just say Phill Goffs name really fast five times after you read the message.
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July 16, 2009 7:31pm
Michaels

Shame Helen didn’t leave him her makeup artists [photoshop] phone number, he could have looked fifty with good teeth.
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July 16, 2009 7:33pm
Ratbiter

Tauhei – all I asked in my original question is whether or not the National party meets the same standards that kiwiblog expects of the Labour party.

Apparently this is “venomous” and “filthy” and “lying” in your view?

[DPF: No you didn’t. You made an accusation (that was false) pretending to be a question. And even if your accusation has been true, there is a difference between a website carrying MPs press releases, and a pamphlet which is all about how inspiring Phil Goff is]
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July 16, 2009 7:33pm
Whafe

As normal, thoughts come to mind of, weak pathetic softcock….. Go Philin Goof….. Ppffffttttt
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July 16, 2009 7:34pm
ophiuchus

50 bucks says the photos been airbrushed.
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July 16, 2009 7:44pm
Michaels

If do ophiuchus it’s a damn bad job!
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July 16, 2009 7:47pm
Ratbiter

Oh I give up.

John! John! John’s our man! If he can’t fix it, no-one can!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Labour!

[DPF: And now just outright trolling. 20 demerits.]
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July 16, 2009 7:50pm
Steve

Even talking about Pill Goof just wears you out
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July 16, 2009 7:54pm
Kapital

The national partiy site might be paid for by the party
but most of the Nats mps sites are tax payer funded
an example
http://www.brownlee.co.nz/
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July 16, 2009 7:59pm
joeAverage

i voted for johnboy key ( i luv everyone but mostly the maori party, they luv me i kiss hairy arse) and the nats , this picture of phil is no differant than the shit pictures of johnboy , fuck change the body or heads its all the same crap, its all mememe or power without glory. get into power then ROGER your voting power base by arselicking the minor parties by given them everthing they want, right national/ johnboy key
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July 16, 2009 8:10pm
Grizz

Who is this Phil Goff? What is he trying to sell?
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July 16, 2009 8:26pm
ophiuchus

It must be some sort of steak knife.
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July 16, 2009 8:29pm
Glutaemus Maximus

I already have an AB King Pro, a Bio mag, and Double Glazing.

Is it Religion then?
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July 16, 2009 8:44pm
Galeandra

Love the ad hominum approach, a delightful resurrection of Muldoonist ‘counter punching’ perhaps?
If the ad you dislike is so ineffectual why not simply enjoy the wastage of Labour ammunition?
The following comments seem fairly typical of this blog; can we see this sort of invective as intelligent, or effective? I would have expected that rationality and self-control were minimal expectations of any individuals or groups who hoped to provide constructive leadership, or to apply necessary disciplines to foolish or destructive actions/policies espoused by others.

Flap flap. Squawk squawk.

“What a crock of shit.

What an arsehole.

What a fuckwit.” (davincimode)

DPF: First of all don’t be a fuckwit and suggest my blog colours follow National’s branding in some way. Why do you just invent lies – I mean seriously?

As normal, thoughts come to mind of, weak pathetic softcock….. Go Philin Goof….. Ppffffttttt (Whafe.)

With friends like these…..

Need more be said?
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July 16, 2009 8:51pm
tvb

A man who despite being in the public eye for 25 years still manages to keep everything about him so secret. He is basically a cardboard cut-out. We know nothing about his family, his beliefs, (they have wobbled about over the years) – from PYM to Rogernome to mush. What are his values?? Is he a christian – probably not. What is his background – nothing. Grannie had it hard – yup most did. We know he does not live in his electorate – why?? John Key and Helen Clark are an open book compared with this person. So secret – why??
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July 16, 2009 8:56pm
g_

What about the return postage? Paid for by the tax payer also it seems. You’d think he could have just put a response form up on his tax payer funded website, but no, he decides to waste more money. I think every non-labour supporter should email Phil once a day for the next couple of weeks as a sign of protest, overload his inbox.
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July 16, 2009 8:56pm
Grizz

Actually Non-Labour supporters should do the complete opposite. There is nothing worse than feeling like you are talking to a brick wall. If we overloaded his email, someone would have to be paid to answer them. We do not want to waste our own money now?
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July 16, 2009 9:13pm
Hurf Durf

Guys, you got it all wrong, I think Phool Goof is some kind of skin cream – three applications and the whole lot sheds off and you look like a Labour backbencher.
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July 16, 2009 9:14pm
ophiuchus

In that case I want my refund back.
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July 16, 2009 9:19pm
Razork

“If you had just one thing to say to make a difference to New Zealand…
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAY IT.”

We said it last November.
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July 16, 2009 9:21pm
mickysavage

Why are you all picking on ratbiter?

He raises a very pertinent and important point. What did National spend its Parliamentary Services money on?

There are all sorts of rumours, Iwi Kiwi billboards and Crosby Textor to name a few. If these rumours are not correct then DPF should say so.

Both parties had the same sort of fund. National spent it’s fund I presume. If not perhaps it could confirm that the money is still part of the consolidated fund.

Otherwise I think that ratbiter deserves an apology.

[DPF: Now you are lying. Everyone knows the Iwi/Kiwi billboards were not funded by the taxpayer. If they had been, the parliamentary crest would have been on them]
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July 16, 2009 9:32pm
Put it away

He can go far Goff.
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July 16, 2009 9:36pm
adc

“vote for me, my teeth are so much better than the last one”
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July 16, 2009 9:43pm
Glutaemus Maximus

Just like ‘Mummy’ he has a huge wart on his face!

Ughhhhhhh
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July 16, 2009 9:51pm
mickysavage

Buggerlugs

“I PAID FOR THAT SHIT?”

You paid for some National shit as well. Keep asking what it was spent on. I bet you do not get an answer.
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July 16, 2009 10:00pm
reid

A man who despite being in the public eye for 25 years still manages to keep everything about him so secret.

This is only possible when no-one cares.

Apparently, no-one has ever asked nor investigated his history. This is because they think he’s not worth investigating.

Liarbore, apparently, is led by a dead-man-walking.

Isn’t that a shame.
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July 16, 2009 10:08pm
Whafe

Galeandra – take a chill pill brah….. I gave my honest thoughts of what I think when I see this man in any form of media…
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July 16, 2009 10:37pm
Glutaemus Maximus

Galeandrea needs to avoid un-necessary offence, and leave this Blog area alone.

Much more comfortable on the Standard. There you will meet like minded folk, who are also not going to have any influence for the next decade.

Happy Days!

Same to you Savage.
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July 16, 2009 11:44pm
reid

BTW, if you look at the bottom of his chin, you can see what looks like a drool trail.

Surely not. (Snigger)
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July 17, 2009 12:11am
Hurf Durf

22% gap, mickey, now fuck off. Mount Albert can’t save you anymore.
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July 17, 2009 12:23am
Dusky

I have to be completely honest – when I visited kiwiblog this morning, I assumed this was a joke somebody had done, continuing the whole “we know nothing about phil goff” thing. When the penny dropped that it was real, let’s just say I was a wee bit shocked.

Not so much that it’s funded by taxpayers … getting rather used to politicians using taxpayer money for their own promotional material (One Labour MP here in the UK claimed expenses for a DVD of him linedancing with some old people) – it’s more that I can’t believe what sort of a copywriter would put such malarkey on the front of it.

1. Hard Work – mmkay. That ones fine. I appreciate a politician who believes in hard work. One who understands what the common people go through each day with their jobs.
2. Inspiration – this is where I started to twitch. What does that mean? It’s the sort of thing you name a deodorant. On a political pamphlet, it just means absolutely zero.
3. Belief in New Zealand – ohhh, okay, I get it. The pamphlet is saying that these three things are what make Phil Goff a great leader – he’s hardworking, he’s inspired, and he believes in New Zealand!

Only thing is … I believe in New Zealand. I also believe in Al Qaeda, Nazi Germany and Communist Russia – they all exist/have existed!

Can I be prime minister now?
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July 17, 2009 2:30am
ephemera

Someone’s already remixed it.

http://www.oosh.co.nz/090716/phil-goff-swapped-at-birth
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July 17, 2009 4:40am
Bruce Bayless

MickySavage – so… you say “there are all sorts of rumours, Iwi Kiwi billboards and Crosby Textor to name a few. If these rumours are not correct then DPF should say so.”. Well Sir, I believe you to be Lord Lucan. Prove me wrong god damn it good man! What a ridiculous way to approach an argument. Perhaps you’d like to prove it rather than post such absurd debate?
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July 17, 2009 6:03am
mickysavage

Bruce Bayless

All that I am saying is that National had an equivalent fund and if you wish to criticise Labour then National should also be criticised for spending public money.
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July 17, 2009 6:52am
Flashman

I do so hope that Goff’s puff-pamphlet includes a warmly supportive quote from his all-time best buddy Y. Arafat.
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July 17, 2009 6:58am
expat

Mickey, your speaking out your arse, again. Labour have vast form at spending parliamentary funds on little red books, because they do so it does not follow that everyone else has to prove they don’t.

Hope this inspires you to be New Zealanderish, whatever that means.
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July 17, 2009 7:15am
Bruce Bayless

mickeysavage, while I appreciate your reply I don’t quite agree that’s exactly what you were saying. Nevertheless we can agree to disagree. Please cease any activities you are currently undertaking to prove to me that you are, in fact, not Lord Lucan!
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July 17, 2009 7:55am
Simon

The left wing masses /Labor’s base need to be part of a personality cult. Goff will not win unless he can get a personality cult going. Not a good start.
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July 17, 2009 8:00am
Murray

Phugoff!

What a crock.
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July 17, 2009 8:18am
Bok

Micky a little question for you.
It was proven that your lot was not only content to use public money to fund their illegal campaigns, but they even stole the money.
Then they tried to make it go away by changing the law. Then they tried to steal an election by bringing in the EFA. Problem was NZ said to Helen, Mickey and that gutless thug Mallard that not only are you a bunch of crims, but we want you gone. Now even Goff agrees that the EFA was a crock, the greens say that Anette Kings forced medication is a crock as well.

So all in all a fairly nasty little bunch was given their marching orders after stealing and rorting. And then you have the stupidity to “demand answers”? Are you truly that thick? You are either a National party member who is here doing a fantastic parody of the typical, imbecilic, cloth capped lefty or you have just proved every stereo type the right ever invented to depict the left.

God this is a fun way to wake up!
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July 17, 2009 8:27am
Glutaemus Maximus

Piss mickey is the taking.

Just where are you cyclepaths, and tax cuts? Go on, give us another blast of your tedious tirade.

What sort of bike do you have? Are the stabilisers still on boy?
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July 17, 2009 9:02am
Murray

Look Glut baby is having a tantum and will keep squealing thats its not fair and his breath etc.

Its not going to change its tune, just ignore the infant.
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July 17, 2009 9:28am
NX

Ratbiter wrote:

I may be misinformed but I do not tell lies thank you very much.

LOL

To be misinformed implies you were informed in the first place.
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July 17, 2009 10:18am
RightNow

Alfred E Neuman for Prime Minister!
http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.html
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July 17, 2009 10:50am
tvb

I happen to think Goff is quite an ok guy, cold, serious – not much humour. He is a very experienced Minister and quite competent. I cannot recall any major stuff-up except the use of the private briefing note against Don Brash. Looked him up on Wikipedia he has a wife (Mary) 3 children, lives at Clevedon, got a first class honours degree, comes probably from a working class background, that that is not clear. He of course is very middle class like all his Labour colleagues.
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July 17, 2009 11:22am
William J

Goff has been paying a PR company to groom him for the role of Prime Minister since the early 2000’s. The reason why he doesn’t seem to have a personality is because his PR company haven’t decided what it should be yet. When they do, we will all know about it as he will seem to rise from the ashes. He is the perfect PR client – a blank canvas, malleable, safe and with an ego that can be frighteningly boundless when exposed. However, their work won’t lead to anything because he’s just a bit too ‘average’ to fill big boots – even if they’re made for him.
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July 17, 2009 11:43am
Rich Prick

“Goff will not win unless he can get a personality cult going.”

And to do that, one kind of needs a personality.
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July 17, 2009 1:58pm
William J

Exactly – and he ain’t got one. That’s the problem with all of Helen Clark’s ‘yes’ men – they have no independent thoughts of their own and are born followers. Without someone else to lead them and a script to prop them up they quickly fall by the wayside into oblivion.
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July 17, 2009 2:40pm
joeAverage

What has actually changed for the average joe voter since we got rid of the uni educated so called workers(labour) and voted in the uni educated so called UMM UMMMM a investment banker a rich as shit(national) pm A LEECH so whats changed???????? MR Farrar as our radio commentator WHATS CHANGED, fucked if i know , i get rodgered from both sides, these greasy politicians have rodgered both cheeks of my bum and it hurts
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July 17, 2009 3:05pm
joeAverage

FUCK all FUCK ALL Need a worker say more shit no
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July 17, 2009 6:17pm
joeAverage

common tossers WHATS CHANGED FOR THE BETTER OPPS key LUVS KEY ie A TOSSER dont vote
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July 17, 2009 6:23pm
clintheine

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Phil Goff will not be Prime Minister. He has done his polling and they have told him he still has major branding issues – hence this piss poor effort. Labour had to charge the taxpayers for it as they spent all their money on Mount Albert. Once again it shows the lack or regard Labour has for “other peoples money”.

Goff has 2 years left to prove himself. He won’t win the next election so he is as good as done for.
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July 17, 2009 10:38pm
William J

Yeah – I totally agree clintheine. In fact I don’t think he’ll remain leader of the party for that long. I give him 12 months max.
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July 17, 2009 10:58pm
3-coil

Poor Phil, the temporary leader of NZ Labour just couldn’t help himself.

Like Helyn before him, he has resorted to the photo-shopped portrait. He definitely has 3 large facial warts in real life (1 on one cheek, 2 on the other), but…..not in that photo! Where are Phil’s missing warts?
Phil-in-Goff = dishonest and untrustworthy.
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July 20, 2009 10:40pm
Magnanomis

Hand jobs.
Perspiration.
And a fierce belief in little pixies at the bottom of the garden printing money.
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