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July 22, 2010 11:00am by David Farrar

Helping out the neighbours

What a great neighbour!

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MikeNZ

Honest effort. delicious, don’t you just love the law.
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July 22, 2010 11:10am
andrei

That story has been floating around for ages – sounds pretty bogus.

Don’t they have artificial insemination in Stuggart?
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July 22, 2010 11:12am
American Gardener

A.I. costs $6,000 a cycle in New Zealand with no guarantees. $2,500 is a bargain.
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July 22, 2010 11:28am
Pete George

This “news” mostly seems to have done the rounds in April 2009, but goes back to at least January 09. Can’t find it on any news sites.

Interesting on the character’s names, from Beolingus:

Traute: strength, spunk, guts
Maus: mouse
Verarschen: to take the piss out of
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July 22, 2010 11:37am
James

Neat twist at the end…I was expecting Maus to have been found to be using male contraceptive drugs or similar to ensure he could extend the “helping out” with the other blokes wife,

Nice work if you can get it! 😉
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July 22, 2010 11:42am
RKBee

It just goes to show that a good thing never lasts… for Frank or his wife.
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July 22, 2010 12:43pm
Johnboy

The fools. They should have called dime. 🙂
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July 22, 2010 1:05pm
Honest John

Yo DPF, play the one about the loan-shark bro!
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July 22, 2010 1:17pm
trout

Its dirty work but somebody has to do it.
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July 22, 2010 1:20pm
Rex Widerstrom

My dream job.

No, not because of the sex thing.

It’s just that in every other job, when I’ve f*cked it up I end up getting fired.
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July 22, 2010 3:05pm
Patrick Starr

so if Maus was not the real father of his own children, who was? – the neighbour on the other side perhaps?

(mind you it sure beats trying to take over the world again)
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July 22, 2010 3:15pm
tknorriss

Funny story. But untrue I think.

I have done a bit of googling and have not found any evidence of said former beauty queen. 🙂
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July 22, 2010 5:55pm

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