Piracy and Terrorism

On Friday Night I was watching a DVD of the TV series Las Vegas. For once we let it run past the credits, and I started to piss myself laughing at the copyright warning which followed, which is embedded below.

To the backdrop of a demonic guy working on a forge, FACT tells you the pirates are out to get you, piracy funds organised crime, will destroy our film and video industry costs jobs, will also destroy the music and publishing industries and best of all it funds terrorism.

I’m surprised they didn’t also say piracy will cause global warming, earthquakes and plague, and that you will go to hell if you torrent.